Calamity Jane Review
Sin City
Studio: Sin City
Category: Feature film , Straight
Directed by: Joe D'Amato
Starring: Missy, Jade, Philippe Dean, Eva Falk, Rocco Siffredi, Maria Sanchez, Richard Langin, Bruno SX, Maria Bellucci
Released on: 3/27/2001
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Reviewed by fu_q on 10/27/2015
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Missy's a gun-totin', bank-robbin', cock-suckin', pussy-eatin' madame in the Old West, and the only thing that she enjoys more than raising hell is spreading her legs in "Calamity Jane". An exceptional, 1998 takeoff on the spaghetti western genre by Joe D'Amato and Sin City, this is film is a true gem. While it has little to do with the real-life Calamity Jane-- long-time pal of Wild Bill Hickock and buried beside him in Deadwood, South Dakota--it really doesn't matter, as D'Amato and company have captured the essence of what a flick like this should be. It's authentic in both its settings and stylings (...all the way down to the intentionally cheesy overdubs...) and it's fast-paced, fun, and the sexual heat is simply off the charts. Missy nails her role here, showing just why she was so popular in her prime (RIP), and so does everyone else. I've had this disc in my collection for at least 12 years (probably longer), and I just stumbled across it this evening and gave it a go. Indeed, if I had never taken the time to watch it, it would have been a real shame. It's that good. Check it out. Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner!
In terms of the sex, Scene One pairs up the beautifully dressed Maria Bellucci with the more rough and ruggedly attired Missy in a shabby wooden structure. It's clear that Missy wears the pants in this little relationship (...literally...), as she puts the young woman on the bed, spreads her legs, and goes to work on her. This is some really hot stuff, and it only gets hotter when Missy stakes Maria's pussy with a clear, crystal wand. The favor's returned, and the ladies take turns holding the implement in their mouths whilst the other squat-fucks it. Nice!
In Scene Two, a heated exchange between one of Missy's brothel girls, Eva Falk, and a lawman who's taken a liking to her, Mickey G, turns heated in a whole different way, as the hot-to-trot Eva whips his dick out on the staircase and starts sucking him off with abandon. A torrid fucking follows and transitions through multiple positions before capping off with Ms. Falk jerking Mickey off all over her face and in her mouth. Oh my!
Scene Three is intercut with the prior sequence and involves another lawman, Philippe Dean, getting it on with yet another of Missy's bawdy house babes, Maria de Sanchez, on the porch of the establishment. Unlike his angry counterpart indoors, Philippe is more of the talkative type, with Maria ultimately sucking and fucking him seemingly to get him to shut up. As with the last segment, this one is hot as fuck...particularly with Ms. de Sanchez giving up the backdoor. A pop in the kisser closes out this carnal cooker. Wow!
In Scene Four, the town judge, Richard Langin, loses a game of poker to another of Missy's shady ladies, the short-haired brunette, Jade. Of course, her winnings include a romp right there on the table with the "honorable" Mr. Langin. Seeing what's going on with them, Philippe Dean, and his soiled dove, Eva Falk, get hot and bothered and choose to join them. A side-by-side, suck-and-fuck unfolds, with Eva riding dick like a rodeo champ and Jade taking it in the bum. The gentlemen shoot down both ladies with facials in finishing off yet another awesome sequence.
Scene Five is a flashback segment in which Missy reminisces back upon first meeting the judge, Richard Langin, and one of his friends, Rocco Siffredi, back when they were soldiers for the Confederate army. Her girl, Maria Bellucci, is there with them at their small, wooden home. What starts out as hospitality paid to the pair of southerners in the form of food quickly transitions into a full-on buffet of the flesh, as the ladies take their picks of the guys and get down to business. Rocco jams Missy, Richard sticks it in Maria, and the action that ensues is erotic, hot, and sweaty. Ultimately, the couples combine, and the whole thing turns more into a massive fuck-fest...which is how it should be. By the time that all's said and done, both ladies find their pooper puckers poked and both are double-penetrated (DP'd). This is a very lengthy sequence for an otherwise-short film, but it's most certainly worth the time. The girls jerk essentially simultaneous facials out of their guys (Missy with Richard and Maria with Rocco) in finishing off the festivities. Amazing stuff!
Bonus-wise, there are a few trailers for other releases from the production company, there's an ad for an ancient website, and there's a click-through photo gallery.
In all, this is an exceptional release whose quality--in just about every aspect--took me by surprise. It's true to its genre (the spaghetti western parody), and it's authentic in its look, feel, and costuming. Further, the sex is well-captured and extraordinarily hot. It's easy to really miss the sexual dynamo that was Missy back in the day, as she's stellar here...but so is the rest of the cast. This one's worth checking out. It's great.
Check out the FSC anti-piracy PSA.
Missy's a gun-totin', bank-robbin', cock-suckin', pussy-eatin' madame in the Old West, and the only thing that she enjoys more than raising hell is spreading her legs in "Calamity Jane". An exceptional, 1998 takeoff on the spaghetti western genre by Joe D'Amato and Sin City, this is film is a true gem. While it has little to do with the real-life Calamity Jane-- long-time pal of Wild Bill Hickock and buried beside him in Deadwood, South Dakota--it really doesn't matter, as D'Amato and company have captured the essence of what a flick like this should be. It's authentic in both its settings and stylings (...all the way down to the intentionally cheesy overdubs...) and it's fast-paced, fun, and the sexual heat is simply off the charts. Missy nails her role here, showing just why she was so popular in her prime (RIP), and so does everyone else. I've had this disc in my collection for at least 12 years (probably longer), and I just stumbled across it this evening and gave it a go. Indeed, if I had never taken the time to watch it, it would have been a real shame. It's that good. Check it out. Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner!
In terms of the sex, Scene One pairs up the beautifully dressed Maria Bellucci with the more rough and ruggedly attired Missy in a shabby wooden structure. It's clear that Missy wears the pants in this little relationship (...literally...), as she puts the young woman on the bed, spreads her legs, and goes to work on her. This is some really hot stuff, and it only gets hotter when Missy stakes Maria's pussy with a clear, crystal wand. The favor's returned, and the ladies take turns holding the implement in their mouths whilst the other squat-fucks it. Nice!
In Scene Two, a heated exchange between one of Missy's brothel girls, Eva Falk, and a lawman who's taken a liking to her, Mickey G, turns heated in a whole different way, as the hot-to-trot Eva whips his dick out on the staircase and starts sucking him off with abandon. A torrid fucking follows and transitions through multiple positions before capping off with Ms. Falk jerking Mickey off all over her face and in her mouth. Oh my!
Scene Three is intercut with the prior sequence and involves another lawman, Philippe Dean, getting it on with yet another of Missy's bawdy house babes, Maria de Sanchez, on the porch of the establishment. Unlike his angry counterpart indoors, Philippe is more of the talkative type, with Maria ultimately sucking and fucking him seemingly to get him to shut up. As with the last segment, this one is hot as fuck...particularly with Ms. de Sanchez giving up the backdoor. A pop in the kisser closes out this carnal cooker. Wow!
In Scene Four, the town judge, Richard Langin, loses a game of poker to another of Missy's shady ladies, the short-haired brunette, Jade. Of course, her winnings include a romp right there on the table with the "honorable" Mr. Langin. Seeing what's going on with them, Philippe Dean, and his soiled dove, Eva Falk, get hot and bothered and choose to join them. A side-by-side, suck-and-fuck unfolds, with Eva riding dick like a rodeo champ and Jade taking it in the bum. The gentlemen shoot down both ladies with facials in finishing off yet another awesome sequence.
Scene Five is a flashback segment in which Missy reminisces back upon first meeting the judge, Richard Langin, and one of his friends, Rocco Siffredi, back when they were soldiers for the Confederate army. Her girl, Maria Bellucci, is there with them at their small, wooden home. What starts out as hospitality paid to the pair of southerners in the form of food quickly transitions into a full-on buffet of the flesh, as the ladies take their picks of the guys and get down to business. Rocco jams Missy, Richard sticks it in Maria, and the action that ensues is erotic, hot, and sweaty. Ultimately, the couples combine, and the whole thing turns more into a massive fuck-fest...which is how it should be. By the time that all's said and done, both ladies find their pooper puckers poked and both are double-penetrated (DP'd). This is a very lengthy sequence for an otherwise-short film, but it's most certainly worth the time. The girls jerk essentially simultaneous facials out of their guys (Missy with Richard and Maria with Rocco) in finishing off the festivities. Amazing stuff!
Bonus-wise, there are a few trailers for other releases from the production company, there's an ad for an ancient website, and there's a click-through photo gallery.
In all, this is an exceptional release whose quality--in just about every aspect--took me by surprise. It's true to its genre (the spaghetti western parody), and it's authentic in its look, feel, and costuming. Further, the sex is well-captured and extraordinarily hot. It's easy to really miss the sexual dynamo that was Missy back in the day, as she's stellar here...but so is the rest of the cast. This one's worth checking out. It's great.
Check out the FSC anti-piracy PSA.
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