Reviews of Crystal Lynn Movies with Trailers (2)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Rick Masters, Joey Silvera, Sledge Hammer, Joey Ray, Domineko, Foxy Lady, Dwayne Cummings, Jayna Oso, Corina Taylor, Sativa Rose, Heather Gables, Tone Capone, Britney Jay, Pandora Dreams, Crystal Lynn, Seth Dickens, Tee Reel, Krystal Lynn
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Release date: 6/11/2004
Previews: Previews
Joey Silvera's Service Animals 17 review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
I have been keeping up with the Service Animals series because of its intensity and Joey's crazed humour. I think I finally figured out why the series is named that way cause the girls drool like Pavlov's dog after being throat fucked so deep. Jayna Oso, Britney Jay, Domineko, and Sean Michaels First time I've seen either of these girls. Jayna is half-asian and has a very slight chest. I don't find her that attractive. She sits out on a chair outside a warehouse smoking one of those brown cigarettes. Britney Jay has blonde, hair, nose and tongue piercings, and looks like a cuter Alana Evans without the forehead. Britney has a sign that says Officer Britney sticking out of her denim shorts and reprimands Jayna. Sean Michaels joins in the shakedown while Jayna puffs away on that cigarette as if she's drawing on her last breath with it. Sean starts choking Jayna, grabs the cigarette, and smothers it with his shoes. You know so he can get to the sex part. [read the full review]
review from 6/22/2004:
I have been keeping up with the Service Animals series because of its intensity and Joey's crazed humour. I think I finally figured out why the series is named that way cause the girls drool like Pavlov's dog after being throat fucked so deep. Jayna Oso, Britney Jay, Domineko, and Sean Michaels First time I've seen either of these girls. Jayna is half-asian and has a very slight chest. I don't find her that attractive. She sits out on a chair outside a warehouse smoking one of those brown cigarettes. Britney Jay has blonde, hair, nose and tongue piercings, and looks like a cuter Alana Evans without the forehead. Britney has a sign that says Officer Britney sticking out of her denim shorts and reprimands Jayna. Sean Michaels joins in the shakedown while Jayna puffs away on that cigarette as if she's drawing on her last breath with it. Sean starts choking Jayna, grabs the cigarette, and smothers it with his shoes. You know so he can get to the sex part. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Gerry Pike, Angela Summers, Buck Adams, John Stagliano, Guy DiSilva, Jasper, Sheena, Patrick Collins, Crystal Lynn, Cindy Jones
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Release date: 5/23/2004
Previews: Previews
Buttman's Inferno review summaries:
Long Noel's
Buttmans Inferno (1994) THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal Starring: Krysti Lynn, Jasper, Sheena, Sydney, Angela Summers, Kiwi Girls, Cindy Jones, Guy DiSilva, Woody Long, Patrick Collins, etc. Produced & Directed by: John Buttman Stagliano & Patrick Collins Im not going to say that this is the worst Buttman movie Ive seen. Ill give that one to either Buttmans Intimate Exposure or Buttmans Bubble Butt Babes. Similar to something like Buttmans Young Lust and Buttman & Roccos Brazilian Butt Fest, Buttmans Inferno only has very, very few strong points. Two of the five sex scenes were spectacular with only one of them being a flawless victory. But as a movie, as a whole, it was not good! The greatest scene in this film is the finale with Jasper (a beauty to die for) and Sydney. They both get manhandled roughly by xxxx xxxx. The scene contains some major ass obsession and even some girl-on-girl ass licking, hugging and emotional exchange. Xxxx starts by fucking the shit out of Jasper in various positions. [read the full review]
review from 12/17/2008:
Buttmans Inferno (1994) THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal Starring: Krysti Lynn, Jasper, Sheena, Sydney, Angela Summers, Kiwi Girls, Cindy Jones, Guy DiSilva, Woody Long, Patrick Collins, etc. Produced & Directed by: John Buttman Stagliano & Patrick Collins Im not going to say that this is the worst Buttman movie Ive seen. Ill give that one to either Buttmans Intimate Exposure or Buttmans Bubble Butt Babes. Similar to something like Buttmans Young Lust and Buttman & Roccos Brazilian Butt Fest, Buttmans Inferno only has very, very few strong points. Two of the five sex scenes were spectacular with only one of them being a flawless victory. But as a movie, as a whole, it was not good! The greatest scene in this film is the finale with Jasper (a beauty to die for) and Sydney. They both get manhandled roughly by xxxx xxxx. The scene contains some major ass obsession and even some girl-on-girl ass licking, hugging and emotional exchange. Xxxx starts by fucking the shit out of Jasper in various positions. [read the full review]
Gabriel Nine's
Buttman's Inferno (Evil Angel) While Buttman's Inferno contains more than a few jaw-dropping moments, none quite compare with the traumatic opening minutes as a wild fire sweeps the Malibu hills around our intrepid Buttman's home! It does say something for John's dedication as a filmmaker that he hangs around to catch events on tape instead of high tailing it like any sensible person would have done. Then again, John seems most concerned about his collection of porno mags going up in smoke, so that probably tells its own story. [read the full review]
review from 7/23/2004:
Buttman's Inferno (Evil Angel) While Buttman's Inferno contains more than a few jaw-dropping moments, none quite compare with the traumatic opening minutes as a wild fire sweeps the Malibu hills around our intrepid Buttman's home! It does say something for John's dedication as a filmmaker that he hangs around to catch events on tape instead of high tailing it like any sensible person would have done. Then again, John seems most concerned about his collection of porno mags going up in smoke, so that probably tells its own story. [read the full review]