Reviews of Straight movies by Ed Powers (9)
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Randy [I] (ambiguous), Celeste, Autumn Haze, Jassie
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 7/27/2003
Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes 37 review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Id given up on all Ed Powers productions for several years, preferring oral surgery to sitting through Eds crappy flicks. But Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes #37 fell into my lap the other day and I figured Id give Ed another chance. Big mistake! The box cover states that there is less editing than my other tapes. Why not come out and tell the truth, Ed. You made a crappy movie and didnt think even a little snipping would help it. Instead, he leaves in all the junk we dont want to see unless were watching the Behind the Scenes bonus feature on a DVD, which is what this atrocity reminded me of. Jassie and Randy Redwood are a real-life couple and claim this will be their first threeway. Autumn Haze, a brunette who sort of resembles Faith Adams in the face, is the not-so-lucky girl. After ten minutes of Autumn and Jassie lezzing it out (including some toy play), Randy jumps in. Soon Ed joins the action. There are a couple internal cum shots by Randy, a torso splattering on Autumn by Ed, and a overly-long masturbation scene with Randy and Jassie that ends with a facial. [read the full review]
review from 4/30/2004:
Id given up on all Ed Powers productions for several years, preferring oral surgery to sitting through Eds crappy flicks. But Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes #37 fell into my lap the other day and I figured Id give Ed another chance. Big mistake! The box cover states that there is less editing than my other tapes. Why not come out and tell the truth, Ed. You made a crappy movie and didnt think even a little snipping would help it. Instead, he leaves in all the junk we dont want to see unless were watching the Behind the Scenes bonus feature on a DVD, which is what this atrocity reminded me of. Jassie and Randy Redwood are a real-life couple and claim this will be their first threeway. Autumn Haze, a brunette who sort of resembles Faith Adams in the face, is the not-so-lucky girl. After ten minutes of Autumn and Jassie lezzing it out (including some toy play), Randy jumps in. Soon Ed joins the action. There are a couple internal cum shots by Randy, a torso splattering on Autumn by Ed, and a overly-long masturbation scene with Randy and Jassie that ends with a facial. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Emmanuelle, Justin Time, Nikkie Love, Cherry Rain, Innocense Lix, AJ Sims, Khasha
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 10/2/2002
Real Naturals 19, The review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Real Naturals 19 By New Machine Staring Innocense Lix Cherry Rain Khasha Emanuelle Nikki Love & AJ Simms Justin Time Ed "Fugly" Powers The Basics -Real Naturals 19-Genre: Straight- 3 Drawn out scenes -Compliance StatementOverall Value- $5.00The Run Down Ho Hum, same ol' piss ass quality I've come to expect of Mr. Powers. This was one especially fun because it starred a bunch of people that do not belong in front of a camera. [read the full review]
review from 9/8/2003:
Real Naturals 19 By New Machine Staring Innocense Lix Cherry Rain Khasha Emanuelle Nikki Love & AJ Simms Justin Time Ed "Fugly" Powers The Basics -Real Naturals 19-Genre: Straight- 3 Drawn out scenes -Compliance StatementOverall Value- $5.00The Run Down Ho Hum, same ol' piss ass quality I've come to expect of Mr. Powers. This was one especially fun because it starred a bunch of people that do not belong in front of a camera. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Caramel, Star, Tiffany Biggs, Buttercup
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 2/10/2001
More Black Dirty Debutantes 21 review summaries:
sonic's
Title: Black Dirty Debutantes #21 Studio: New Machine Creator: Ed Powers Genre: Gonzo, Interracial, Amateur Performers: Tiffany Biggs, Starr, Caramel, Buttercup, Ed Powers DVD Type: Single sided dual layered (DVD-9) Themes: Black teenagers, real sex, first timers, no condoms Time: 2hr & 15mins of no rehearsed footage Production Date: 3/29/00 Extras: Photo gallery, FM radio station address, internet address, 6 trailers, Biography of Ed Powers The room was completely dark-eth. The white man-eth came all over his young black girlfriend, and she was coated with a gallon of semen. Then man-eth rested while his girlfriend got up to get a drink of water. When she came back, man-eth screamed like a little bitch for he thought he seen a ghost, but all along, it was his coated candy caramel girlfriend. -Sonic Testament 0:6.3 I love black ass; there is nothing more beautiful than a dark pussy, tagged along with a gorgeous dark crack. [read the full review]
review from 3/19/2001:
Title: Black Dirty Debutantes #21 Studio: New Machine Creator: Ed Powers Genre: Gonzo, Interracial, Amateur Performers: Tiffany Biggs, Starr, Caramel, Buttercup, Ed Powers DVD Type: Single sided dual layered (DVD-9) Themes: Black teenagers, real sex, first timers, no condoms Time: 2hr & 15mins of no rehearsed footage Production Date: 3/29/00 Extras: Photo gallery, FM radio station address, internet address, 6 trailers, Biography of Ed Powers The room was completely dark-eth. The white man-eth came all over his young black girlfriend, and she was coated with a gallon of semen. Then man-eth rested while his girlfriend got up to get a drink of water. When she came back, man-eth screamed like a little bitch for he thought he seen a ghost, but all along, it was his coated candy caramel girlfriend. -Sonic Testament 0:6.3 I love black ass; there is nothing more beautiful than a dark pussy, tagged along with a gorgeous dark crack. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Lexi Eriksson, Ed Powers, Bridgette, Shawnee, Mercedes, Ray Swaze
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 1/29/2001
More Dirty Debutantes 54 review summaries:
sonic's
Title: More Dirty Debutantes #54 Studio: New Machine Creator: Ed Powers Genre: Gonzo, Amateur Performers: Bridgitte, Mercedes, Lexy Erickson, Shawnee, Ray Swazy, Ed Powers DVD Type: Single sided dual layered (DVD-9) Themes: Real sex, small dick, no condoms, natural boobs, anal sex, beauty (the chicks I mean, not Ed) Time: 2hrs & 18mins & 51secs Date of production: 6/18/96 Extras: Dirty picture gallery, Biography of Ed Powers, Transmission radio address, Six trailers, Full motion chapters Then a huge spirit-eth was seen. It was gliding on air. It was not a spirit at all, it was a man who saw 10,000 donuts that were not eaten, and so, his spirit was uplifted, as if he was gliding on air, seen by all the people in the village. He ate all the donuts, then fuck-eth the beauty females of the village. Later on, he became the first man on Earth, to make porn. Unfortunately, he never tried to tone up for the camera since he shot himself in the videos, and so we get Orca viewings. Sonic Testament 3:21:12 Ed Powers. [read the full review]
review from 4/1/2001:
Title: More Dirty Debutantes #54 Studio: New Machine Creator: Ed Powers Genre: Gonzo, Amateur Performers: Bridgitte, Mercedes, Lexy Erickson, Shawnee, Ray Swazy, Ed Powers DVD Type: Single sided dual layered (DVD-9) Themes: Real sex, small dick, no condoms, natural boobs, anal sex, beauty (the chicks I mean, not Ed) Time: 2hrs & 18mins & 51secs Date of production: 6/18/96 Extras: Dirty picture gallery, Biography of Ed Powers, Transmission radio address, Six trailers, Full motion chapters Then a huge spirit-eth was seen. It was gliding on air. It was not a spirit at all, it was a man who saw 10,000 donuts that were not eaten, and so, his spirit was uplifted, as if he was gliding on air, seen by all the people in the village. He ate all the donuts, then fuck-eth the beauty females of the village. Later on, he became the first man on Earth, to make porn. Unfortunately, he never tried to tone up for the camera since he shot himself in the videos, and so we get Orca viewings. Sonic Testament 3:21:12 Ed Powers. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Anna, Barbie Brookes
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 10/31/2000
Ed Powers Takes Philadelphia review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: July 1999 Director: Ed Ewww Powers Cast: Ed Ewwwww Powers, Tyler, Anna, and Barbie Brookes Initial Expectations: Like most other people, I look forward to Ed Powers just a little less than I do going to the dentist. Not even having Tyler in the cast can change that. Initial Reaction: For Ed its pretty good, but thats not saying much. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about Ed Powers and Tyler Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes well done porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video is much better than Ed Powers features normally are. The audio is low and often unbalanced and has quite a bit of background noise. You can also hear a few directions here and there and there are a few places where it disappears completely. The video is pretty good, but does show quite a bit of grain. It also suffers from some shadow problems and a few remnants here and there. Overall, its about what one normally expects out of more lower budget gonzo porn. Music: None. [read the full review]
review from 1/8/2002:
Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: July 1999 Director: Ed Ewww Powers Cast: Ed Ewwwww Powers, Tyler, Anna, and Barbie Brookes Initial Expectations: Like most other people, I look forward to Ed Powers just a little less than I do going to the dentist. Not even having Tyler in the cast can change that. Initial Reaction: For Ed its pretty good, but thats not saying much. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about Ed Powers and Tyler Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes well done porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video is much better than Ed Powers features normally are. The audio is low and often unbalanced and has quite a bit of background noise. You can also hear a few directions here and there and there are a few places where it disappears completely. The video is pretty good, but does show quite a bit of grain. It also suffers from some shadow problems and a few remnants here and there. Overall, its about what one normally expects out of more lower budget gonzo porn. Music: None. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Mimi Miyagi, Shane, Tabatha Cash, Bonita, Kayla, Kami Boh, Cecelia
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 9/16/2000
More Dirty Debutantes 100 review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Kayla, Cecelia, Kami Boh Pros: Kayla captivated me, Ed Powers made me feel good about my body Cons: Where do I start?....Oh! I know..Ed Powers. I really don't need to add to this. First off: Do not buy this DVD. Stop the madness. How did this ever get to 100? You may see the trailer and think it looks good, but every good moment was in the trailer. You may think you will get to see Shane(and we all know she is so adorable), but only for about a minute. For those of you not familiar with the series, here is the gist I get from it. Ed Powers initiates girls into the world of porn(sorry honeys). The first girl was Kayla and from moment one I was captivated by her(I can be a sucker for the Asians). She masturbates for the camera(in a cheap motel room). And she looks sooooo good, although not highly animated(but that is OK. Did I mention she looks soooo good?) But here is where the test begins. Imagine...your tongue is dropping to the floor, your eyes are focused and captivated. [read the full review]
review from 10/20/2000:
Starring: Kayla, Cecelia, Kami Boh Pros: Kayla captivated me, Ed Powers made me feel good about my body Cons: Where do I start?....Oh! I know..Ed Powers. I really don't need to add to this. First off: Do not buy this DVD. Stop the madness. How did this ever get to 100? You may see the trailer and think it looks good, but every good moment was in the trailer. You may think you will get to see Shane(and we all know she is so adorable), but only for about a minute. For those of you not familiar with the series, here is the gist I get from it. Ed Powers initiates girls into the world of porn(sorry honeys). The first girl was Kayla and from moment one I was captivated by her(I can be a sucker for the Asians). She masturbates for the camera(in a cheap motel room). And she looks sooooo good, although not highly animated(but that is OK. Did I mention she looks soooo good?) But here is where the test begins. Imagine...your tongue is dropping to the floor, your eyes are focused and captivated. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Faceless Fan, Jake Steed, Anita, Ursula, Leila, Jennifer, Szilvia, Kat, Michelle St. Clair
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 8/7/2000
Global Warming Debutantes 12 review summaries:
Diville's
Starring: Michelle (Veronica), Ursula, Leila, Jennifer, Nicoletta, Sylvia, Kat, Ed Powers, Jake Steed, Faceless Fan Director: Ed Powers One of the side effects of being an adult performer is that you open yourself up to a very unique and strange kind of criticism. Where most entertainers are evaluated on their ability to act, sing, or dance, those who perform in adult movies are always judged by the way they look, have sex, and by how much they're willing to do on screen. Girls are often discounted for not doing the things we would never ask of our wives in personal life, and men are vilified if the volume of their ejaculations aren't up to acceptable levels. And then, there's Ed Powers, who is criticized for his age, the way he looks, the size of his penis, the paleness of his skin, and the awkwardness of his rap with women. Yet, I like the little fella. His Dirty Debutantes series is one of the most successful series ever, and it's been copied many times over. The formula is simple, though. [read the full review]
review from 10/29/2000:
Starring: Michelle (Veronica), Ursula, Leila, Jennifer, Nicoletta, Sylvia, Kat, Ed Powers, Jake Steed, Faceless Fan Director: Ed Powers One of the side effects of being an adult performer is that you open yourself up to a very unique and strange kind of criticism. Where most entertainers are evaluated on their ability to act, sing, or dance, those who perform in adult movies are always judged by the way they look, have sex, and by how much they're willing to do on screen. Girls are often discounted for not doing the things we would never ask of our wives in personal life, and men are vilified if the volume of their ejaculations aren't up to acceptable levels. And then, there's Ed Powers, who is criticized for his age, the way he looks, the size of his penis, the paleness of his skin, and the awkwardness of his rap with women. Yet, I like the little fella. His Dirty Debutantes series is one of the most successful series ever, and it's been copied many times over. The formula is simple, though. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Nikita, Samantha, Trisha, Samantha Rivers
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 6/18/2000
More Dirty Debutantes 127 review summaries:
Draken's
Production Information Studio: New Machine Stars: Samantha, Nikita, Trisha, Samantha Rivers, Ed Powers Pre Viewing Expectations What a captivating image on the front of the case. A beautiful brunette, with come-hither eyes and a nice set of hooters. Once I stopped staring, I noticed the sticker saying "Multi Angle", and a tag line saying "There's always a FIRST in every box!". All of the thumbnail photos on the back compliment the one on the front, further prompting me to stop reading the case and to start watching the movie. The Main Event First up, Samantha, a 21 year old blonde bombshell. The scene starts out with an interview between her and Ed Powers. Through this, we find out her age, and that she is the first for this movie. While she has done some masturbating on film, and did some lesbian movies, this will be the first time she's has sex with a man and had it captured on film. To Ed's disappointment (ok, ok, mine too) she isn't a virgin. After the interview, Ed asks her to play with herself. [read the full review]
review from 10/30/2000:
Production Information Studio: New Machine Stars: Samantha, Nikita, Trisha, Samantha Rivers, Ed Powers Pre Viewing Expectations What a captivating image on the front of the case. A beautiful brunette, with come-hither eyes and a nice set of hooters. Once I stopped staring, I noticed the sticker saying "Multi Angle", and a tag line saying "There's always a FIRST in every box!". All of the thumbnail photos on the back compliment the one on the front, further prompting me to stop reading the case and to start watching the movie. The Main Event First up, Samantha, a 21 year old blonde bombshell. The scene starts out with an interview between her and Ed Powers. Through this, we find out her age, and that she is the first for this movie. While she has done some masturbating on film, and did some lesbian movies, this will be the first time she's has sex with a man and had it captured on film. To Ed's disappointment (ok, ok, mine too) she isn't a virgin. After the interview, Ed asks her to play with herself. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Brooke Lee, Vlotka Kumskova, Heidi Voodenshu, Nadia Moore, Tina Tai
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 6/11/2000
Dirty Debutantes 51 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 138 min. Production Date: 3 / 6 / 1996 Director: Ed Powers Cast: Nadia Moore, Brooke Lee (Silk), Vlotka Kumskova, Tina Tai, Heidi Voodenshu, and Ed Powers Initial Expectations: Im hoping that at least the girls are cute. Initial Reaction: Its better than I expected, but that isnt too hard. Audio /Video Quality: As can be expected with any amateur feature, there are some problems. Surprisingly, there arent a lot of these problems here. For its age and type of feature, the video is pretty good. There are a few focus problems, but not a lot of them and theyre fixed fairly quickly. The audio is very good in the sex scenes, but in the interviews some of the dialogue is hard to understand. Theres also some bad background noise in a few places. Music: None. Disc Problems: The feature is split between two main chapters (as is the time code). The first lasts 83 minutes and the second 55 minutes. You cant scan back from the second main chapter into the previous chapter. [read the full review]
review from 2/13/2001:
Running Time: 138 min. Production Date: 3 / 6 / 1996 Director: Ed Powers Cast: Nadia Moore, Brooke Lee (Silk), Vlotka Kumskova, Tina Tai, Heidi Voodenshu, and Ed Powers Initial Expectations: Im hoping that at least the girls are cute. Initial Reaction: Its better than I expected, but that isnt too hard. Audio /Video Quality: As can be expected with any amateur feature, there are some problems. Surprisingly, there arent a lot of these problems here. For its age and type of feature, the video is pretty good. There are a few focus problems, but not a lot of them and theyre fixed fairly quickly. The audio is very good in the sex scenes, but in the interviews some of the dialogue is hard to understand. Theres also some bad background noise in a few places. Music: None. Disc Problems: The feature is split between two main chapters (as is the time code). The first lasts 83 minutes and the second 55 minutes. You cant scan back from the second main chapter into the previous chapter. [read the full review]