Reviews of Black movies by Brian Pumper (10)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Pumper, Karmela, Ms. Phatty, Asliyah
Studio: Freaky Empire
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Release date: 1/30/2012
Previews: Previews
Black Ass In Your Face review summaries:
Christian Dark's
Okay its been awhile since I reviewed a Brian Pumper movie and with good reason. Dude can be a real weirdo in his flicks!!!!!!!! Asshole sniffing, feet sniffing, under arm sniffing, shit borderlines to tell you the truth. I keep getting the feeling he's going to end up a case study for some young psych student. But he does have an eye for sexy women which is shown off here. thing is this is just a comp flick from his other movies. He's been doing comps for awhile now, but here actually he keeps the bullshit to a minimum. I enjoyed this movie somewhat. And the women were really good looking. [read the full review]
review from 3/5/2012:
Okay its been awhile since I reviewed a Brian Pumper movie and with good reason. Dude can be a real weirdo in his flicks!!!!!!!! Asshole sniffing, feet sniffing, under arm sniffing, shit borderlines to tell you the truth. I keep getting the feeling he's going to end up a case study for some young psych student. But he does have an eye for sexy women which is shown off here. thing is this is just a comp flick from his other movies. He's been doing comps for awhile now, but here actually he keeps the bullshit to a minimum. I enjoyed this movie somewhat. And the women were really good looking. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Lexington Steele, Brian Pumper, Platinum, Rico Strong, Crystal Clear, Kelly Starr, Gerina, Mz. Booty
Studio: Freaky Empire
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Release date: 4/4/2011
Previews: Previews
Huge Gigantic Butts review summaries:
astroknight's
Instead of being a nicely done compilation release featuring big asses and big women, Brian Pumper kills this release by masquerading it as a fresh release. There's some decent action here, but due to Pumper's deception I can't recommend anybody spend their hard earned money on it. [read the full review]
review from 7/20/2011:
Instead of being a nicely done compilation release featuring big asses and big women, Brian Pumper kills this release by masquerading it as a fresh release. There's some decent action here, but due to Pumper's deception I can't recommend anybody spend their hard earned money on it. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Carla, Alicia, Jordan, Apple, Brian Pumper, Ke Ke
Studio: Freaky Empire
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Release date: 3/21/2011
Previews: Previews
Black Pussy Leaking Cum review summaries:
astroknight's
Pass this one by. Although it looks like a brand new cream pie release, instead it's a compilation of four to five year old scenes with little known girls. The sex is hot and the technical aspects are good, but it isn't in 16:9 HD widescreen as the cover claims and it sure as hell isn't new or worth the price tag it's put at. [read the full review]
review from 5/6/2011:
Pass this one by. Although it looks like a brand new cream pie release, instead it's a compilation of four to five year old scenes with little known girls. The sex is hot and the technical aspects are good, but it isn't in 16:9 HD widescreen as the cover claims and it sure as hell isn't new or worth the price tag it's put at. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Blaze, Justin Long, Brian Pumper, Rico Strong, Crystal Clear, Luscious Louis, Joei Deluxxx, Mz. Booty
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Release date: 3/25/2009
Previews: Previews
Earthquake Booty 3 review summaries:
Jayson Dean's
To quote the ersatz early 1990s philosopher from Seattle, Sir Mix-a-lot, I like big butts and I cannot lie. I agree Mr. Mix-a-lot. I like big butts, too. Which is how I found myself slipping Brian Pumpers Earthquake Booty 3 into my DVD player the other day, hoping that I would not be disappointed by the contents within. [read the full review]
review from 5/22/2009:
To quote the ersatz early 1990s philosopher from Seattle, Sir Mix-a-lot, I like big butts and I cannot lie. I agree Mr. Mix-a-lot. I like big butts, too. Which is how I found myself slipping Brian Pumpers Earthquake Booty 3 into my DVD player the other day, hoping that I would not be disappointed by the contents within. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Charley Chase, Nataly Rosa, Leona Dulce, Emy Reyes, Alexis Breeze, Mya Jay
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Release date: 2/20/2009
Previews: Previews
Juicy Latin Coochie 2 review summaries:
Christian Dark's
I really don't like B. Pumper. I think that's a stupid ass name and he tends to irk me with that goofball shit he does. Not to mention he raps all the fucking time trying to emulate Jake Steed (Jake knew his rapping wasn't shit he was having a good time. Pumper thinks he's the lost member of G Unit and you can tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I put side my blatant dislike of him because and this is truly the only reason, he has a good eye for chicks. Now I can honestly say I can't remember anyone saying, "Hey Brian Pumper fucked the shit out of _________________"(insert chick name here), but damn if he don't get some of the hottest broads to do porn. Well as much as I hate to say it, this is a good flick. Here's how I see it: [read the full review]
review from 4/27/2009:
I really don't like B. Pumper. I think that's a stupid ass name and he tends to irk me with that goofball shit he does. Not to mention he raps all the fucking time trying to emulate Jake Steed (Jake knew his rapping wasn't shit he was having a good time. Pumper thinks he's the lost member of G Unit and you can tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I put side my blatant dislike of him because and this is truly the only reason, he has a good eye for chicks. Now I can honestly say I can't remember anyone saying, "Hey Brian Pumper fucked the shit out of _________________"(insert chick name here), but damn if he don't get some of the hottest broads to do porn. Well as much as I hate to say it, this is a good flick. Here's how I see it: [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Lexington Steele, Wesley Pipes, Desiree Diamond, Brian Pumper, Sydnee Capri, Rico Strong, Chyanne Jacobs, Kelly Starr, Beauty Dior, Vanessa Monet
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Release date: 1/23/2009
Previews: Previews
Black Butthole Stretchers review summaries:
Long Noel's
B. Pumper is a nasty motherfucker. While Black Butthole Stretchers wasn't as nasty as something like Gapeman, he proves once again that he is out to take ass obsession to a new level. Desiree Diamond, Syndee Capri, Beauty Dior and Cheyanne Jacobs were all fire. Every woman only takes anal sex. No vaginal sex at all. This is the third film from Brian Pumper that I have seen and I love his style. He is bad! [read the full review]
review from 3/8/2009:
B. Pumper is a nasty motherfucker. While Black Butthole Stretchers wasn't as nasty as something like Gapeman, he proves once again that he is out to take ass obsession to a new level. Desiree Diamond, Syndee Capri, Beauty Dior and Cheyanne Jacobs were all fire. Every woman only takes anal sex. No vaginal sex at all. This is the third film from Brian Pumper that I have seen and I love his style. He is bad! [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Melody, Crystal, Brian Pumper, Nat Turnher, Toni Sweets, Alay Milan, Lacy Davis
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Release date: 11/24/2008
Previews: Previews
Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 8 review summaries:
Long Noel's
One of the five greatest black-on-black porn movies ever thought of and created. B. Pumper is ahead of the game and he cranks out the best black-on-black sex in the market! [read the full review]
review from 8/1/2009:
One of the five greatest black-on-black porn movies ever thought of and created. B. Pumper is ahead of the game and he cranks out the best black-on-black sex in the market! [read the full review]
The Metropolitan's
Brian Pumper really outdid himself here. What a beautiful cast he has assembled. Alay Milan was flawless, Toni Sweets' body was incredibly hot, Crystal was amazing with maybe the most beautiful eyes I've seen and Lacy Davis did a great job for a newcomer. My favorite was Melody, whose beauty and enthusiasm was unmatched. Every scene seemed to work in fact, the only gripe I have was the background music, which thankfully was present only in two scenes, but was rather distracting. Other than that, a fine release from Pumper. [read the full review]
review from 5/31/2009:
Brian Pumper really outdid himself here. What a beautiful cast he has assembled. Alay Milan was flawless, Toni Sweets' body was incredibly hot, Crystal was amazing with maybe the most beautiful eyes I've seen and Lacy Davis did a great job for a newcomer. My favorite was Melody, whose beauty and enthusiasm was unmatched. Every scene seemed to work in fact, the only gripe I have was the background music, which thankfully was present only in two scenes, but was rather distracting. Other than that, a fine release from Pumper. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jessica, Melody, Wesley Pipes, Brian Pumper, Ayana Angel, Lena Moore, Ice Cold, Diamond Princess, Trina Black, Southern Belle
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Release date: 9/19/2008
New Lil' Freaks Get It Poppin' 5 review summaries:
The Metropolitan's
This series from Brian Pumper boasts a cast of all first-timers, and what a cast. Overall, a very attractive cast who performed well and looked good doing it. Special kudos to Jessica and Lena Moore, who both flaunted beautiful faces and perfect bodies. This was the first Evil Angel title I've viewed in years and I liked what I saw. I look forward to viewing the other films in this series. [read the full review]
review from 4/5/2009:
This series from Brian Pumper boasts a cast of all first-timers, and what a cast. Overall, a very attractive cast who performed well and looked good doing it. Special kudos to Jessica and Lena Moore, who both flaunted beautiful faces and perfect bodies. This was the first Evil Angel title I've viewed in years and I liked what I saw. I look forward to viewing the other films in this series. [read the full review]
Let Off In Me 2 review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 127 min. Production Date: 10 / 6 - 22 / 2005 Director: Brian Pumper Cast: America, Chyanne Jacobs, Roxy Reynolds, Skyler Dupree, Tia Sweets, Deep Threat, Maxx Blacc, Nat Turner, Rico Strong, and of course, Brian Pumper The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not much for black movies and for some reason have my doubts about Brian Pumper behind the camera. Since this is a cream pie movie, however, Im going to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: Its nothing too special. Who Should Watch It : Fans of black cream pies Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a nice variety of positions The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, although there are a few background noises. The video is also pretty well done. The lighting is nicely handled and theres barely a hint of grain. Theres a few camera motion problems, but the bigger problem is normally that the camera rarely moves. [read the full review]
review from 5/8/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 127 min. Production Date: 10 / 6 - 22 / 2005 Director: Brian Pumper Cast: America, Chyanne Jacobs, Roxy Reynolds, Skyler Dupree, Tia Sweets, Deep Threat, Maxx Blacc, Nat Turner, Rico Strong, and of course, Brian Pumper The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not much for black movies and for some reason have my doubts about Brian Pumper behind the camera. Since this is a cream pie movie, however, Im going to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: Its nothing too special. Who Should Watch It : Fans of black cream pies Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a nice variety of positions The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, although there are a few background noises. The video is also pretty well done. The lighting is nicely handled and theres barely a hint of grain. Theres a few camera motion problems, but the bigger problem is normally that the camera rarely moves. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Stacey Sweet, Jada Fire, Brian Pumper, Ice La Fox, Diamond Pipes, Victoria Allure, Chyanne Jacobs, Michelle Tucker, Jasmine Sky, Havana Ginger, Charli Morgan, Wesley P., Nat Turnher, Isis Love, Ms. Goddess
Studio: Black Ice
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Release date: 2/28/2006
Previews: Previews
2 Ho's and A Bro (Black Ice) review summaries:
Rico Shades'
2 Hos And A Bro (Black Ice) is an ethnic title directed by Brian Pumper. The title stars Ice LaFox, Havana Ginger, Jada Fire, Chyanne Jacobs, Diamond Pipes, Jasmine Sky, Charli Morgan, Stacey Sweet, Isis Love, Michelle Tucker, Goddess and Victoria Allure. Hands down, this is one of the sexiest cast ethnic movies I have ever seen. There are some real lookers in the lineup and the fucking is pretty good. Kudos to Black Ice for keeping their production values on par with this titles white counterparts. [read the full review]
review from 7/23/2007:
2 Hos And A Bro (Black Ice) is an ethnic title directed by Brian Pumper. The title stars Ice LaFox, Havana Ginger, Jada Fire, Chyanne Jacobs, Diamond Pipes, Jasmine Sky, Charli Morgan, Stacey Sweet, Isis Love, Michelle Tucker, Goddess and Victoria Allure. Hands down, this is one of the sexiest cast ethnic movies I have ever seen. There are some real lookers in the lineup and the fucking is pretty good. Kudos to Black Ice for keeping their production values on par with this titles white counterparts. [read the full review]