Reviews of Metro Movies with Trailers by Anton Slayer (10)
Deviant Housewives review summaries:
Pagoda's
This is one of the takes on 'Desperate Housewives" that attempted to capitalize on the TV series. Where "Deviant Housewives" succeeds where many others fail is its videography and its casting. [read the full review]
review from 5/2/2008:
This is one of the takes on 'Desperate Housewives" that attempted to capitalize on the TV series. Where "Deviant Housewives" succeeds where many others fail is its videography and its casting. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mary Jane, Joey Ray, Dimitri, Kris Knight, Kelli Tyler, Lyla Lei, Isabel, Roxy Jezel, Jamie Brooks, Michelle B., Isabel Ice, Carmen Hayes, Jenaveve Jolie, Peter Shaft, Harmony Rose, Trina Michaels, Trent Soluri, Mya Mason
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 2/15/2005
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 7 review summaries:
Wild Billy's
Watching Wifey on her web site (wifeysworld.com) has made me appreciate the art of a good hand job. Here are the reasons why it drives me wild to watch Wifey stroke her man: 1) She is a beautiful woman with curves that can be examined as she goes about her business. 2) She clearly enjoys looking at and stroking her mans hard cock. 3) She clearly enjoys the reactions she gets from her man. 4) The climactic moment always brings a smile to her face. To quote Wifey: I dont know any man who doesnt like a nice slow hand job. So these are the components I look for when watching a hand job disc. Many women on these types of discs approach the task with all of the enthusiasm of someone wiping down the kitchen counter. But every so often, I find a woman whose scene fits most, or sometimes all, of the above criteria, and this makes me happy. In Hand Job Hunnies 7, I found the following 4: Jenaveve Jolie: I almost skipped right by her at first, but then she turned around and I noticed that this woman has some real curves. [read the full review]
review from 12/26/2006:
Watching Wifey on her web site (wifeysworld.com) has made me appreciate the art of a good hand job. Here are the reasons why it drives me wild to watch Wifey stroke her man: 1) She is a beautiful woman with curves that can be examined as she goes about her business. 2) She clearly enjoys looking at and stroking her mans hard cock. 3) She clearly enjoys the reactions she gets from her man. 4) The climactic moment always brings a smile to her face. To quote Wifey: I dont know any man who doesnt like a nice slow hand job. So these are the components I look for when watching a hand job disc. Many women on these types of discs approach the task with all of the enthusiasm of someone wiping down the kitchen counter. But every so often, I find a woman whose scene fits most, or sometimes all, of the above criteria, and this makes me happy. In Hand Job Hunnies 7, I found the following 4: Jenaveve Jolie: I almost skipped right by her at first, but then she turned around and I noticed that this woman has some real curves. [read the full review]
Air Tight 8 (Toxxxic / Metro) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
This dvd has a great premise going for it. Each girl will take on three cocks so lots of cocksucking and hopefully some hot dp action as well. The ladies on the boxcover sure look hot so let's get to some action. Our first girl up is Angela Crystal and I have seen her twice lately and she is looking ultra hot as seh takes on Mark Wood, Mark Davis, and Brian Surewood. You see Angela is surrounded by men and Mark Davis is already eating her pussy. The other two caress her breasts and soon are sucking on them. Angela is made up beautifully. Soon she is sucking on the tools of Mark Wood and Brian while Mark Davis continues licking her cookie and also fingering her ass. Soon Angela is in triple cock country and trading off all three pieces of manmeat!! Great eye contact here as she worships all three schlongs. The floor level view makes an appearance. As for the sex we see: RC-- Great action as she rides Brian and we look up as Angela services the two Marks with her mouth. [read the full review]
review from 3/26/2003:
This dvd has a great premise going for it. Each girl will take on three cocks so lots of cocksucking and hopefully some hot dp action as well. The ladies on the boxcover sure look hot so let's get to some action. Our first girl up is Angela Crystal and I have seen her twice lately and she is looking ultra hot as seh takes on Mark Wood, Mark Davis, and Brian Surewood. You see Angela is surrounded by men and Mark Davis is already eating her pussy. The other two caress her breasts and soon are sucking on them. Angela is made up beautifully. Soon she is sucking on the tools of Mark Wood and Brian while Mark Davis continues licking her cookie and also fingering her ass. Soon Angela is in triple cock country and trading off all three pieces of manmeat!! Great eye contact here as she worships all three schlongs. The floor level view makes an appearance. As for the sex we see: RC-- Great action as she rides Brian and we look up as Angela services the two Marks with her mouth. [read the full review]
Blowjob Fantasies 16 review summaries:
CAPSULE's
CAPSULE'S REVIEW Blowjob Fantasies 16 by Michael Adam (108 min.) Featuring: Tabitha Blue, Felix Vicious, Olivia Saint, Kalani, Monia, Honey, Kelli Erickson, Brittany Skye, Celine Maxima, Kelli Tyler, Sophie Evans, and Pantera Synopsis: It's the sixteenth volume of Metro's flagship blowjob-only series. Overall: About only half of the women know how to get off their partners. Most of them shy away from post-cum sucking, which is a no-no in today's blowjob videos. Sophie Evans is the only one out of the cast that performs post-cum sucking because her partner in the scene is her husband, Toni Ribas. Blowjob Fantasies 16 isn't terrible, but it isn't spectacular either. DVD Quality: Despite the brief one-second video breakup in Olivia Saint's scene, the quality is good as you would expect from the Toxxxic division. Extras: It's weak. [read the full review]
review from 12/2/2002:
CAPSULE'S REVIEW Blowjob Fantasies 16 by Michael Adam (108 min.) Featuring: Tabitha Blue, Felix Vicious, Olivia Saint, Kalani, Monia, Honey, Kelli Erickson, Brittany Skye, Celine Maxima, Kelli Tyler, Sophie Evans, and Pantera Synopsis: It's the sixteenth volume of Metro's flagship blowjob-only series. Overall: About only half of the women know how to get off their partners. Most of them shy away from post-cum sucking, which is a no-no in today's blowjob videos. Sophie Evans is the only one out of the cast that performs post-cum sucking because her partner in the scene is her husband, Toni Ribas. Blowjob Fantasies 16 isn't terrible, but it isn't spectacular either. DVD Quality: Despite the brief one-second video breakup in Olivia Saint's scene, the quality is good as you would expect from the Toxxxic division. Extras: It's weak. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Athena, Melanie, Jay Ashley, Mark Wood, Aurora Snow, Sabrine Maui, Tabitha Stern, Jonathon Stern, Friday, Rhiannon Bray, Ramona, Sin-nye, Samy Bright, Brooke Daniels, Lexi Lamour, Noah, Jay P.
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 10/2/2002
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 4 review summaries:
Saki's
Hand Job Hunnies 4 (2002) Studio Metro/Toxxxic Genre Handjob Fetish Director Michael Adam Starring Tabitha Stern, Sabrine Maui, Sin-Nye, Friday, Aurora Snow, Lexi Lamour, Rhiannon Bray, Brooke Daniels, Sami Bright, Athena, Ramona, Melanie, Alex Sanders, Mr. [read the full review]
review from 11/30/2002:
Hand Job Hunnies 4 (2002) Studio Metro/Toxxxic Genre Handjob Fetish Director Michael Adam Starring Tabitha Stern, Sabrine Maui, Sin-Nye, Friday, Aurora Snow, Lexi Lamour, Rhiannon Bray, Brooke Daniels, Sami Bright, Athena, Ramona, Melanie, Alex Sanders, Mr. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Tyce Bune, Mark Wood, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Samantha Sterlyng, Mr. Pete, Desert Rose, Jubilee, J.R. Nelson, Lang Young, Chantz Fortune, Layne Young, Chloe Dior, August Night, Claire Bandit, Bree Brooks [II] (early 2000s)
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 6/5/2002
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 3 review summaries:
dumblonde's
Director: Michael Adam Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 3/25/02 - 3/27/02 Female cast: Jubilee, Samantha Sterling, Chantz Fortune, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Chloe Devore, Bree Brooks, Desert Rose, August, Claire, Lane Young Male penises: J.R., Tyce Bune, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete Audio/Video: If you're not familiar with Quasarman's work, rest assured that he will consistantly deliver professional quality and a clear, pretty picture. Utilizing the best and most flattering of camera angles with a smooth mixture of medium to extreme closeups, he makes the most of this naturally limited POV genre. The audio was immaculate as well. [read the full review]
review from 9/11/2002:
Director: Michael Adam Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 3/25/02 - 3/27/02 Female cast: Jubilee, Samantha Sterling, Chantz Fortune, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Chloe Devore, Bree Brooks, Desert Rose, August, Claire, Lane Young Male penises: J.R., Tyce Bune, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete Audio/Video: If you're not familiar with Quasarman's work, rest assured that he will consistantly deliver professional quality and a clear, pretty picture. Utilizing the best and most flattering of camera angles with a smooth mixture of medium to extreme closeups, he makes the most of this naturally limited POV genre. The audio was immaculate as well. [read the full review]
Blowjob Fantasies 14 review summaries:
Draken's
Blowjob Fantasies #14 Studio: Metro Released: 02/2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The cover art for this release shows nine of the 12 girls who are featured in this movie. Some are just standing in various stages of undress, others are shown in action, with cum on their faces. The action thumbnails on the back indicate this movie is all about blowjobs, which one would expect. There seems to be a bit of tit fucking shown in one photo. There should be 13 scenes in this movie, enough to satisify anyone with blowjob fantasies. The Action: As expected, this movie concentrates almost solely on blowjobs. So rather than giving a blow by blow account of each scene as I usually do, I'll simply mention what stands out in each particular scene and how each scene ends. And since only some of the women are identified by name and photo on the case, I'm not exactly sure who all is in each scene. In scene one, the girl talks dirty when her mouth isn't full. She is very energetic and does some deep throating and ball sucking. He cums manually into her mouth. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2002:
Blowjob Fantasies #14 Studio: Metro Released: 02/2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The cover art for this release shows nine of the 12 girls who are featured in this movie. Some are just standing in various stages of undress, others are shown in action, with cum on their faces. The action thumbnails on the back indicate this movie is all about blowjobs, which one would expect. There seems to be a bit of tit fucking shown in one photo. There should be 13 scenes in this movie, enough to satisify anyone with blowjob fantasies. The Action: As expected, this movie concentrates almost solely on blowjobs. So rather than giving a blow by blow account of each scene as I usually do, I'll simply mention what stands out in each particular scene and how each scene ends. And since only some of the women are identified by name and photo on the case, I'm not exactly sure who all is in each scene. In scene one, the girl talks dirty when her mouth isn't full. She is very energetic and does some deep throating and ball sucking. He cums manually into her mouth. [read the full review]
Houston's Big Boob Brigade review summaries:
the gynecologist's
A pretty good big-tit themed title, especially if you find it at a decent price. I really love Houston, so this was a no-brainer for me. Scene 1-Lovette. A not too attractive blonde, she is the one knock against this disc's superior-looking cast. She gives pretty good head, almost a whole deep-throat, gets her ass fingered, then her pierced pussy is skipped altogether as the action goes straight to an anal mish. Then a CG anal, then she gets pounded pretty good in RCG anal. There is a short tit fuck and a PS on her mouth. Scene 2-Houston. Houston looks amazing in her yellow outfit, and there are great closeups of her hot mouth during the BJ. She gets a finger in her ass and cunt. The first position is doggy, with great views of her fantastic ass. Next balls-deep RCG anal. Then doggy anal and by this time her ass is all nice and sweaty. Pretty good PS on her hot mouth and beautiful lips. Very good scene. Scene 3-Houston and Juliet Sheridon. I am just recovering from the last Houston scene when she appears again, much to my delight. [read the full review]
review from 6/24/2003:
A pretty good big-tit themed title, especially if you find it at a decent price. I really love Houston, so this was a no-brainer for me. Scene 1-Lovette. A not too attractive blonde, she is the one knock against this disc's superior-looking cast. She gives pretty good head, almost a whole deep-throat, gets her ass fingered, then her pierced pussy is skipped altogether as the action goes straight to an anal mish. Then a CG anal, then she gets pounded pretty good in RCG anal. There is a short tit fuck and a PS on her mouth. Scene 2-Houston. Houston looks amazing in her yellow outfit, and there are great closeups of her hot mouth during the BJ. She gets a finger in her ass and cunt. The first position is doggy, with great views of her fantastic ass. Next balls-deep RCG anal. Then doggy anal and by this time her ass is all nice and sweaty. Pretty good PS on her hot mouth and beautiful lips. Very good scene. Scene 3-Houston and Juliet Sheridon. I am just recovering from the last Houston scene when she appears again, much to my delight. [read the full review]
Goldmember's
Houston's Big Boob Brigade Directed by Micael Adam Overall Impression Not a bad gonzo title, but given the female talent involved it could have been a great gonzo title. I am a fan of Houston so thats why I gave this one a try. Maybe I am developing unrealistic expectations, when it comes to directorial skills thanks to some of the extremely professional work out there from directors like Jules Jordan or Vince Voyer, but I thought Adams could have done a lot more with his camera considering the talents at his disposal here. That said this is a pretty good looking cast, and the film does have its moments. Scene 1 Lovette I have seen Lovette quite a few times before and have never really been a fan of hers. I always thought she had a bit of a weird stumpy little body. However this was one of the better scenes in the movie in my opinion, because it was one of the few well directed scene in my opinion. The scene starts of with an excellent blowjob from Lovette, who gives us some great eye contact during the BJ. [read the full review]
review from 9/1/2002:
Houston's Big Boob Brigade Directed by Micael Adam Overall Impression Not a bad gonzo title, but given the female talent involved it could have been a great gonzo title. I am a fan of Houston so thats why I gave this one a try. Maybe I am developing unrealistic expectations, when it comes to directorial skills thanks to some of the extremely professional work out there from directors like Jules Jordan or Vince Voyer, but I thought Adams could have done a lot more with his camera considering the talents at his disposal here. That said this is a pretty good looking cast, and the film does have its moments. Scene 1 Lovette I have seen Lovette quite a few times before and have never really been a fan of hers. I always thought she had a bit of a weird stumpy little body. However this was one of the better scenes in the movie in my opinion, because it was one of the few well directed scene in my opinion. The scene starts of with an excellent blowjob from Lovette, who gives us some great eye contact during the BJ. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brick Majors, Lovette, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor [I], Taylor St. Clair, Houston, April, April Flowers, Kianna Bradley, Jade Marcela, Layla Jade, Victoria Del Rio, Bridgette Kerkove, Voodoo, Candy Cotton, Nicole Sheridan, Nikita Denise, Claudia Adkins, Dominica Leoni
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 6/13/2001
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 2 review summaries:
dumblonde's
Director: Mike Adams Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 50 min. D.O.P. 12/7/99, 9/11, 9/18/2000, 10/2000 Female cast: Houston, Kianna, Brigette Kerkove, Nicole Sheridan, Layla Jade, Taylor St. Clair, April, Nikita Denise, Lovette, Jade Marcala, Dominica Leoni, Claudia Akins, Victoria Del Rio, Candy Cotton Male penises: Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor, Voodoo, Brick Majors Audio/Video: Everything was crystal clear, sound and video. I liked the fact that there was no porn music at all, just the sounds of a well lubed hand job, and some good trash talking from some of them. Extras: Photo gallery, individual scene selection, lots of trailers on the B side General comments: They're baaaaaaccckkk!!!!! Seen for the first time in Hand Job Hunnies # 1, we now have a whole new H team. You won't believe your eyes when you see actual females yanking a crank. 13 separate hand jobs are performed to completion by a loosely formed group of loose women known as the Hand Job Hunnies. [read the full review]
review from 12/6/2001:
Director: Mike Adams Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 50 min. D.O.P. 12/7/99, 9/11, 9/18/2000, 10/2000 Female cast: Houston, Kianna, Brigette Kerkove, Nicole Sheridan, Layla Jade, Taylor St. Clair, April, Nikita Denise, Lovette, Jade Marcala, Dominica Leoni, Claudia Akins, Victoria Del Rio, Candy Cotton Male penises: Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor, Voodoo, Brick Majors Audio/Video: Everything was crystal clear, sound and video. I liked the fact that there was no porn music at all, just the sounds of a well lubed hand job, and some good trash talking from some of them. Extras: Photo gallery, individual scene selection, lots of trailers on the B side General comments: They're baaaaaaccckkk!!!!! Seen for the first time in Hand Job Hunnies # 1, we now have a whole new H team. You won't believe your eyes when you see actual females yanking a crank. 13 separate hand jobs are performed to completion by a loosely formed group of loose women known as the Hand Job Hunnies. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Jake Steed, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Cheyenne Silver, Steve Taylor [I], McKayla, Heaven Leigh, Emilia, Damien Michaels, Chennin Blanc, Violet Love, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Todd Alexander, Adam Wilde, Natasha Blake, Jennifer Leigh, Devon Shire, Shelbee Myne, Amia Moore, Andre Madness, Kristin, Mariah Milano
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies review summaries:
BIGmike's
Audio Quality : 1.5 out of 5 (annoying music through every scene! and sound levels vary from scene to scene) Video Quality : 4.0 out of 5 [NOTE : This is not strictly a hand job DVD. I listed the length of each scene. I may have left out a detail or two, but every scene consist of the same actions. I also gave the sex rating a good rating, even though there is no penetration.] SCENE ONE : (Right after opening credits roll) Violet Love gets on her knees gives hand job. She jumps up onto guys legs, no penetration, but keeps using her hands. She gets back on her knees and jerks the guy off onto her tits. (Scene lasted: from 2 minutes 36 seconds to 9 minutes 44 seconds) SCENE TWO : Jennifer Leigh gives hand job and bj, she jerks the guy off and continues to stroke and suck it. (Scene lasted until about: 16 minutes 48 seconds) SCENE THREE : Wendi Knight starts by rubbing her tits. She gives the guy bj and hand job. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2001:
Audio Quality : 1.5 out of 5 (annoying music through every scene! and sound levels vary from scene to scene) Video Quality : 4.0 out of 5 [NOTE : This is not strictly a hand job DVD. I listed the length of each scene. I may have left out a detail or two, but every scene consist of the same actions. I also gave the sex rating a good rating, even though there is no penetration.] SCENE ONE : (Right after opening credits roll) Violet Love gets on her knees gives hand job. She jumps up onto guys legs, no penetration, but keeps using her hands. She gets back on her knees and jerks the guy off onto her tits. (Scene lasted: from 2 minutes 36 seconds to 9 minutes 44 seconds) SCENE TWO : Jennifer Leigh gives hand job and bj, she jerks the guy off and continues to stroke and suck it. (Scene lasted until about: 16 minutes 48 seconds) SCENE THREE : Wendi Knight starts by rubbing her tits. She gives the guy bj and hand job. [read the full review]
sirnocternal's
hand job hunnies was a real suprise to me. their is no sex, but the girls really work the camera for the athome players, alot of eye contact, talking to the raincoaters, 15 girls giving handjobs to no faced men(im in heaven)even the pop shots(no mens faces)if you liked michael ninns diva girls, i think you will like this title, of course the girls in this title are jacking the men off, well worth the purchase ticket, its 2hours long, i dont know if you will last that long, its a great ride though. [read the full review]
review from 10/12/2000:
hand job hunnies was a real suprise to me. their is no sex, but the girls really work the camera for the athome players, alot of eye contact, talking to the raincoaters, 15 girls giving handjobs to no faced men(im in heaven)even the pop shots(no mens faces)if you liked michael ninns diva girls, i think you will like this title, of course the girls in this title are jacking the men off, well worth the purchase ticket, its 2hours long, i dont know if you will last that long, its a great ride though. [read the full review]
Diville's
Starring: Amia More, Chenin Blanc, Devon Shire, Emilia, Heaven Leigh, Jennifer Leigh, Kristen, Lola, Mariah, McKayla,Natasha Blake, Shelbee Myne, Violet Love, Cheyenne Silver, Wendi Knight Directed By: Michael Adams Ever feel like something different? Of course you do; we all do. How else can you explain the success of vinegar flavored potato chips and the Chrysler PT Cruiser? The same sense of adventure (or, maybe boredom) that brought us these slightly different products, brings us Hand Job Hunnies. That's right, a DVD with nothing but hand jobs. The Citizen Kane of jack-off flicks. Actually, it's the only wall to wall boy/girl masturbation movie I've seen, but that's not to say it can't be a classic. Well, before we go any further understand that Hand Job Hunnies is not exactly a classic, but it is pretty good. I've never understood why some pursue the hand job like the rest of us might work toward something along the lines of actual sex...or free hockey tickets. After all, we can give ourselves hand jobs. [read the full review]
review from 9/27/2000:
Starring: Amia More, Chenin Blanc, Devon Shire, Emilia, Heaven Leigh, Jennifer Leigh, Kristen, Lola, Mariah, McKayla,Natasha Blake, Shelbee Myne, Violet Love, Cheyenne Silver, Wendi Knight Directed By: Michael Adams Ever feel like something different? Of course you do; we all do. How else can you explain the success of vinegar flavored potato chips and the Chrysler PT Cruiser? The same sense of adventure (or, maybe boredom) that brought us these slightly different products, brings us Hand Job Hunnies. That's right, a DVD with nothing but hand jobs. The Citizen Kane of jack-off flicks. Actually, it's the only wall to wall boy/girl masturbation movie I've seen, but that's not to say it can't be a classic. Well, before we go any further understand that Hand Job Hunnies is not exactly a classic, but it is pretty good. I've never understood why some pursue the hand job like the rest of us might work toward something along the lines of actual sex...or free hockey tickets. After all, we can give ourselves hand jobs. [read the full review]