Reviews of Jordan Hart Movies with Trailers (4)
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mike Foster, Vanda, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Lauro Giotto, Mya Diamond, Liz Honey, Simony Diamond, Csoky Ice, Lora Croft
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jordan Hart
Release date: 11/7/2004
Previews: Previews
Planting Seeds review summaries:
dandaman's
Planting Seeds Studio: Smash Pictures Category: Cream Pies director Director: Jordan Hart starring Starring: Mike Foster, Vanda, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Choky Ice, Simony, Lauro Giotto, Mya Diamond, Liz Honey, Lara Croft Synopsis I's always good to see a boxcover where Simony is in, Smash bring us her and six more girls who will take internal pops. All the sex is well capture, some decent camera work, you have to consider that some of the scene are shot outdoors, not the greatest music but at least is not annoying. There's not plot just an easy follow up, formula that finish with a cream pie vaginal or anal. [read the full review]
review from 4/4/2005:
Planting Seeds Studio: Smash Pictures Category: Cream Pies director Director: Jordan Hart starring Starring: Mike Foster, Vanda, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Choky Ice, Simony, Lauro Giotto, Mya Diamond, Liz Honey, Lara Croft Synopsis I's always good to see a boxcover where Simony is in, Smash bring us her and six more girls who will take internal pops. All the sex is well capture, some decent camera work, you have to consider that some of the scene are shot outdoors, not the greatest music but at least is not annoying. There's not plot just an easy follow up, formula that finish with a cream pie vaginal or anal. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Welcome to a dvd starring the lovely Simony and it has the added perk of being an all internal pop dvd, featuring four pussy pops and one spunk torpedo is left in a girls ass. If creampies are your thing then I suspect Smash has brought some hot girls here for you and let's see how messy they let these girls get. Simony: Very nice lead off scene as this beautiful woman gets us going with some outside tease. You can see it's a breezy day and Simony is making eye contact with the waterboy. I must say she is looking hotter than ever in her white outfit and she leaves her seat to head inside where she thumbs through a magazine. Our waterboy comes in and the two do some heavy flirting leading to him moving over to caress her silky smooth thighs. You also see her lovely breasts released and sucked on and Simony's pussy gets devoured as the excellent sound conveys. I know there are many a guy and girl that would dive right in that sweet pussy. Simony then gets her turn and she does a solid job polishing his knob and I liked the up close shots for the blowjob. [read the full review]
review from 12/10/2004:
Welcome to a dvd starring the lovely Simony and it has the added perk of being an all internal pop dvd, featuring four pussy pops and one spunk torpedo is left in a girls ass. If creampies are your thing then I suspect Smash has brought some hot girls here for you and let's see how messy they let these girls get. Simony: Very nice lead off scene as this beautiful woman gets us going with some outside tease. You can see it's a breezy day and Simony is making eye contact with the waterboy. I must say she is looking hotter than ever in her white outfit and she leaves her seat to head inside where she thumbs through a magazine. Our waterboy comes in and the two do some heavy flirting leading to him moving over to caress her silky smooth thighs. You also see her lovely breasts released and sucked on and Simony's pussy gets devoured as the excellent sound conveys. I know there are many a guy and girl that would dive right in that sweet pussy. Simony then gets her turn and she does a solid job polishing his knob and I liked the up close shots for the blowjob. [read the full review]
astroknight's
NOTE: This review has been updated from its original form. I had a few inaccuracies, and after an e-mail from Jordan Heart have changed a few things to reflect what I learned. Ive also included Jordans explanation at the end of the review in his own words. The Little Details Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 9 / 6 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Simony, Sylvi, Vanda, Melanie, Liz Honey, Lora Craft, Mya Diamond, Choky Ice, Frank Major, Lauro Giotto, Mario, Mike Foster, and Nick Lang The Short Story Initial Expectations: Smash and Jordan have been doing great things lately, and Ive really been looking forward to this release. Im going in with very high expectations and just hope theyre not too high to be met! Initial Reaction: Theres some decent sex here, but the internal pop shots dont always work the best. [read the full review]
review from 11/8/2004:
NOTE: This review has been updated from its original form. I had a few inaccuracies, and after an e-mail from Jordan Heart have changed a few things to reflect what I learned. Ive also included Jordans explanation at the end of the review in his own words. The Little Details Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 9 / 6 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Simony, Sylvi, Vanda, Melanie, Liz Honey, Lora Craft, Mya Diamond, Choky Ice, Frank Major, Lauro Giotto, Mario, Mike Foster, and Nick Lang The Short Story Initial Expectations: Smash and Jordan have been doing great things lately, and Ive really been looking forward to this release. Im going in with very high expectations and just hope theyre not too high to be met! Initial Reaction: Theres some decent sex here, but the internal pop shots dont always work the best. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Frank Gun, Claudio Meloni, James Brossman, Katrin, George Uhl, Clark, Dark Angel, Claudia Adams, Sabrina White, Lora Croft, Vyolet
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jordan Hart
Release date: 9/18/2004
Previews: Previews
Legal Skin 16 review summaries:
Nutty Buddy's
Title: Legal Skin #16 Cast: Nicole, Dark Angel, Lara Croft, Claudia Adams, Sabrina, Frank Gun, George Reno, Clark, Claudio Meloni & James Brossman Director: Jordan Heart Studio: Smash PicturesDate Of Production: 7/14,15/04 Duration: 1:43:00 Scene One: Nicole is very cute and definitely looks barely legal. She takes on Frank Gun in this scene and for starters gets eat out. Frank really does a good job on her. She returns the favor with a decent blow and then they 69. Nicole then climbs on top cowgirl and rides him while he fingers her asshole. She rides harder and they briefly do some standing cowgirl. They then do it missionary, followed by some side saddle, vaginally and anally. He fucks her up the ass doggystyle and reverse cowgirl as well. Nicole finishes off the scene sucking on his dick and making him cum all over her face. Comments: This scene was good to me Overall: 3.5/5 Scene Two: Lara Croft has a pretty face and extremely tight body. [read the full review]
review from 12/3/2004:
Title: Legal Skin #16 Cast: Nicole, Dark Angel, Lara Croft, Claudia Adams, Sabrina, Frank Gun, George Reno, Clark, Claudio Meloni & James Brossman Director: Jordan Heart Studio: Smash PicturesDate Of Production: 7/14,15/04 Duration: 1:43:00 Scene One: Nicole is very cute and definitely looks barely legal. She takes on Frank Gun in this scene and for starters gets eat out. Frank really does a good job on her. She returns the favor with a decent blow and then they 69. Nicole then climbs on top cowgirl and rides him while he fingers her asshole. She rides harder and they briefly do some standing cowgirl. They then do it missionary, followed by some side saddle, vaginally and anally. He fucks her up the ass doggystyle and reverse cowgirl as well. Nicole finishes off the scene sucking on his dick and making him cum all over her face. Comments: This scene was good to me Overall: 3.5/5 Scene Two: Lara Croft has a pretty face and extremely tight body. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 106 min. Production Date: 7 / 14 - 15 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Dark Angel, Nicole, Sabrina, Violet, Lora Croft, Claudia Adams, Frank Gunn, Clark, James Brossman, Claudio, and George Uhl The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty good series, and has been showing some good improvement lately. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot, but the scenes dont have a lot of variety. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting young girls taking it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see the same old faces or an extremely nasty barely legal feature The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear, but has a few hollow spots and a little obvious dubbing in the first scene. It also has a slightly odd feel because the music is completely dedicated to one speaker channel while the performers are dedicated to the other. [read the full review]
review from 10/6/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 106 min. Production Date: 7 / 14 - 15 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Dark Angel, Nicole, Sabrina, Violet, Lora Croft, Claudia Adams, Frank Gunn, Clark, James Brossman, Claudio, and George Uhl The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty good series, and has been showing some good improvement lately. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot, but the scenes dont have a lot of variety. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting young girls taking it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see the same old faces or an extremely nasty barely legal feature The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear, but has a few hollow spots and a little obvious dubbing in the first scene. It also has a slightly odd feel because the music is completely dedicated to one speaker channel while the performers are dedicated to the other. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Melanie, Renato, James Brossman, Clark, Barbara Voice, Lea Farlow, Cora Carina, Ricardo Bell, Tiffany Rousso, Ronnie Weber
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jordan Hart
Release date: 5/22/2004
Previews: Previews
Legal Skin 15 review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 104 min. Production Date: 4 / 23 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Barbara, Lea, Cora Carina (listed here as Lora), Melanie, Tiffany, Clark, James Brossman, Mario, Renato, and Ricardo The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty hot series. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot Eurobabes who arent afraid to take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting every woman in the movie to be barely legal or who wants a bit of group or lesbian action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The biggest problem with Smashs DVDs recently has been their technical aspects, and especially their audio. Thankfully that looks to be a thing of the past here as the technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is a bit hollow in a few places, but normally free of background noises and well balanced. There are a couple background noises during the third and fifth scenes, but theyre both very minor. [read the full review]
review from 7/8/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 104 min. Production Date: 4 / 23 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Barbara, Lea, Cora Carina (listed here as Lora), Melanie, Tiffany, Clark, James Brossman, Mario, Renato, and Ricardo The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty hot series. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot Eurobabes who arent afraid to take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting every woman in the movie to be barely legal or who wants a bit of group or lesbian action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The biggest problem with Smashs DVDs recently has been their technical aspects, and especially their audio. Thankfully that looks to be a thing of the past here as the technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is a bit hollow in a few places, but normally free of background noises and well balanced. There are a couple background noises during the third and fifth scenes, but theyre both very minor. [read the full review]
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mike Foster, Frank Gun, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Bob Terminator, Andy Brown, Victoria Swinger, Liz Honey, Angel Dark, Gloria Gucci, Silvy Taylor, Offilia
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jordan Hart
Release date: 2/12/2004
Previews: Previews
Legal Skin 13 review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Legal Skin #13 is a terrific porno if you overlook the storyline. The cast is filled with beautiful women and the action is scorching hot, by Euro standards any way. Just keep the FF button on your remote handy for the between-the-sex attempts at a plot. Speaking of plot, forget it. It has something to do with diamonds, but the heavy accents make trying to decipher whats going on a waste of time. Just watch the girls in action and you will be rewarded. Brunette Andy Brown is first. She is very cute and has a great, thin, natural body. She and some dude (there are no credits for the actors) cavort on a couch. If the cameraman had not tried to get fancy and shoot much of the scene from behind two wine glasses on a nearby table, this would get higher raves. Even still, the anal, facial and terrific post-cum head make it a keeper. In a beauty salon (with barking dogs in the background no less), we find blond Mary and brown-haired Vanessa going at each other, complete with the inclusion (and insertion) of a couple toys. [read the full review]
review from 4/30/2004:
Legal Skin #13 is a terrific porno if you overlook the storyline. The cast is filled with beautiful women and the action is scorching hot, by Euro standards any way. Just keep the FF button on your remote handy for the between-the-sex attempts at a plot. Speaking of plot, forget it. It has something to do with diamonds, but the heavy accents make trying to decipher whats going on a waste of time. Just watch the girls in action and you will be rewarded. Brunette Andy Brown is first. She is very cute and has a great, thin, natural body. She and some dude (there are no credits for the actors) cavort on a couch. If the cameraman had not tried to get fancy and shoot much of the scene from behind two wine glasses on a nearby table, this would get higher raves. Even still, the anal, facial and terrific post-cum head make it a keeper. In a beauty salon (with barking dogs in the background no less), we find blond Mary and brown-haired Vanessa going at each other, complete with the inclusion (and insertion) of a couple toys. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 11 / 25 / 2003 Director: Jordan Cast: Liz Honey, Silva, Mary, Angel, Vanessa, Andy Brown, Victoria Swinger, Frank Gunn, James Brossman, Mike Foster, Nick Lang, and Bob Terminator The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard great things about this series, and am really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: I can see why this series was receiving so much praise! Who Should Watch It : Fans of cute young girls who arent afraid to take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting high end audio The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit weird, mostly due to the balance. The left speaker had all of the sounds from the performers and the scene, while the right speaker had all of the music at a higher level than the audio from the scene. It really stands out during the sex as the right speaker goes dead while the left contains all the audio. Other than the speaker balance problem, the audio is very good. [read the full review]
review from 2/17/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 11 / 25 / 2003 Director: Jordan Cast: Liz Honey, Silva, Mary, Angel, Vanessa, Andy Brown, Victoria Swinger, Frank Gunn, James Brossman, Mike Foster, Nick Lang, and Bob Terminator The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard great things about this series, and am really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: I can see why this series was receiving so much praise! Who Should Watch It : Fans of cute young girls who arent afraid to take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting high end audio The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit weird, mostly due to the balance. The left speaker had all of the sounds from the performers and the scene, while the right speaker had all of the music at a higher level than the audio from the scene. It really stands out during the sex as the right speaker goes dead while the left contains all the audio. Other than the speaker balance problem, the audio is very good. [read the full review]
aybesea's
Expectations As I have said repeatedly, this has been the strongest barely legal series on the market. It has consistently delivered a stunning array of hot Eurogirls engaging in steaming depravity. You can bet that I'm looking forward to this one. Technical Jordan has done an outstanding job of lighting, editing, video and audio capture. The mastering and menus are a little unique, but very effective. Overall, very competent technicals. Director Jordan Extras Gallery, Trailers Condom Use No Target Audience Gonzo Fans, Barely Legal Fans Scene Review Scene 1 - Andy Brown Andy is a brunette lovely with a slim build and mile long legs. She wears a colorful minidress and looks quite elegant. She bends down to give her beau some head. She has a very good look and reminds me a lot of a young Janine. He returns the favor by going down on her and fingering her a bit. Then it's on to the sex, starting with some vag and then progressing to anal. She uses a clit vib on herself as he takes her from behind. [read the full review]
review from 2/12/2004:
Expectations As I have said repeatedly, this has been the strongest barely legal series on the market. It has consistently delivered a stunning array of hot Eurogirls engaging in steaming depravity. You can bet that I'm looking forward to this one. Technical Jordan has done an outstanding job of lighting, editing, video and audio capture. The mastering and menus are a little unique, but very effective. Overall, very competent technicals. Director Jordan Extras Gallery, Trailers Condom Use No Target Audience Gonzo Fans, Barely Legal Fans Scene Review Scene 1 - Andy Brown Andy is a brunette lovely with a slim build and mile long legs. She wears a colorful minidress and looks quite elegant. She bends down to give her beau some head. She has a very good look and reminds me a lot of a young Janine. He returns the favor by going down on her and fingering her a bit. Then it's on to the sex, starting with some vag and then progressing to anal. She uses a clit vib on herself as he takes her from behind. [read the full review]