Reviews of Jerome Tanner Hustler Movies (9)
Who's Nailin' Paylin? review summaries:
sexyhard's
Palin's Bush doctrine debacle is examined in this deeply penetrating DVD. [read the full review]
review from 11/24/2008:
Palin's Bush doctrine debacle is examined in this deeply penetrating DVD. [read the full review]
Farmer's Filthy Li'l Daughter review summaries:
barrettman's
Memphis Monroe and her jiggly juggs shine ( errm, NOT literally) in this feature-porn . The sex is suprisingly decent for a couples-type flick....Chelsie & Steve Holmes have a very hot/nasty tryst, & I even enjoyed the G/G lezfest between Joanna Angel & Memphis . Hmm. You could choose a LOT worse than to watch "Farmer's" on a couples' porn night at home . [read the full review]
review from 8/1/2007:
Memphis Monroe and her jiggly juggs shine ( errm, NOT literally) in this feature-porn . The sex is suprisingly decent for a couples-type flick....Chelsie & Steve Holmes have a very hot/nasty tryst, & I even enjoyed the G/G lezfest between Joanna Angel & Memphis . Hmm. You could choose a LOT worse than to watch "Farmer's" on a couples' porn night at home . [read the full review]
Da Vinci Load 2, The: Angels & Semen (Hustler) review summaries:
The D-Man's
The Da Vinci Load 2 is is quasi-plot driven video. When a reknown sexual behavior doctor falls victim to her lusty desires (among other things), a former FBI agent, played by Nautica Thorn, steps in to solve the case. Nautica not only seduces Denice as part of the investigation, but she also saves a poison victim with her brand of "medical attention". Nautica's colleagues eventually fall into the clucthes of three lovely assassins, two of whom (Kissy Capri and Naomi Cruz) demonstrate how to get information from a very lucky captive. But ultimately, good triumphs in the end, both figuratively and literally, as Aline submits to some anal probing, all in the name of science. Decent sex, good camera work and even a plot of sorts: a good team. [read the full review]
review from 7/1/2007:
The Da Vinci Load 2 is is quasi-plot driven video. When a reknown sexual behavior doctor falls victim to her lusty desires (among other things), a former FBI agent, played by Nautica Thorn, steps in to solve the case. Nautica not only seduces Denice as part of the investigation, but she also saves a poison victim with her brand of "medical attention". Nautica's colleagues eventually fall into the clucthes of three lovely assassins, two of whom (Kissy Capri and Naomi Cruz) demonstrate how to get information from a very lucky captive. But ultimately, good triumphs in the end, both figuratively and literally, as Aline submits to some anal probing, all in the name of science. Decent sex, good camera work and even a plot of sorts: a good team. [read the full review]
Educating Nikki review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a very average and forgettable release. You've seen the story before, only odds are it was done better when you saw it before. The sex is overly dark, and rarely has any kind of spark to take it past the average mark. There's a little effort put into the extras, but the DVD seems more concerned with commercials (including forcing you to watch some before the main menu). This release did very little for me despite a very nice debut performance from Nikki Nine. [read the full review]
review from 1/25/2008:
This is a very average and forgettable release. You've seen the story before, only odds are it was done better when you saw it before. The sex is overly dark, and rarely has any kind of spark to take it past the average mark. There's a little effort put into the extras, but the DVD seems more concerned with commercials (including forcing you to watch some before the main menu). This release did very little for me despite a very nice debut performance from Nikki Nine. [read the full review]
pwing's
Performers:Nikki Nine, Nyomi Banxxx, Amber Rayne, Eva Angelina, Tiffany Price, Evan Stone, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, John Strong, Alex KnightProduction Date:10.29.06 - 10.30.06Directed by Jerome Tanner for Hustler What's the Deal? Damn I don't remember the last time I watched porn with a plot but here I am reviewing one of Nikki Nine's first forays into the skin biz. The title Educating Nikki pretty accurately describes the plot which involves Nine learning how to be a high-priced escort. Under the tutelage of Madame Rain (played by Nyomi Banxxx) Nine learns how to please two guys at once, how to please a woman and finally passes her final test which involves her sleeping with a rich man. In the end she decides to strike out on her own and start her own escort service. Nikki Nine & James Deen "You gotta pay me first daddy." -Nikki Nine BJ, scissor, RCG, doggie I'm already liking the vibe Nikki is giving off in this first scene. [read the full review]
review from 3/30/2007:
Performers:Nikki Nine, Nyomi Banxxx, Amber Rayne, Eva Angelina, Tiffany Price, Evan Stone, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, John Strong, Alex KnightProduction Date:10.29.06 - 10.30.06Directed by Jerome Tanner for Hustler What's the Deal? Damn I don't remember the last time I watched porn with a plot but here I am reviewing one of Nikki Nine's first forays into the skin biz. The title Educating Nikki pretty accurately describes the plot which involves Nine learning how to be a high-priced escort. Under the tutelage of Madame Rain (played by Nyomi Banxxx) Nine learns how to please two guys at once, how to please a woman and finally passes her final test which involves her sleeping with a rich man. In the end she decides to strike out on her own and start her own escort service. Nikki Nine & James Deen "You gotta pay me first daddy." -Nikki Nine BJ, scissor, RCG, doggie I'm already liking the vibe Nikki is giving off in this first scene. [read the full review]
Christmas In Memphis review summaries:
barrettman's
Synopsis No, this ain't a holiday dvd with Elvis at Graceland, nor is it a holiday wrasslin' dvd about Jerry 'The King of Memphis' Lawler. It is instead a compilation of Hustler gal, Memphis Monroe stellar sex works...bookended by 2 new, X-mas themed scenes. Onto da sex. Scene 1 Memphis Monroe, Mya Luanna, and Shy Love . G/G/G lez X-mas lovefest. Fingers, tongues & toys...all beside the christmas tree....eat your' heart out Bing Crosby. Scene 2 Memphis Monroe with Kris Knight. All vaginal. From: 'Larry's Angels'. Strip tease, oral, reverse cowgirl(bouncy bouncy) . P2m, more rcg, cowgirl, doggy....Kris comes(all ye faithful) on her chin . Scene 3 Memphis Monroe with Kyle Moore. All vaginal. From: 'Barely Legal 54'. Mutual oral, spoon, reverse cowgirl, p2m . Standing doggy, prm/oral...Kyle komes all over Memphis' purty mug . Scene 4 Memphis Monroe, Ariel X, with Angela Stone . G/G/G/ lez lovefest . From: 'Backwoods of Memphis'. [read the full review]
review from 12/22/2006:
Synopsis No, this ain't a holiday dvd with Elvis at Graceland, nor is it a holiday wrasslin' dvd about Jerry 'The King of Memphis' Lawler. It is instead a compilation of Hustler gal, Memphis Monroe stellar sex works...bookended by 2 new, X-mas themed scenes. Onto da sex. Scene 1 Memphis Monroe, Mya Luanna, and Shy Love . G/G/G lez X-mas lovefest. Fingers, tongues & toys...all beside the christmas tree....eat your' heart out Bing Crosby. Scene 2 Memphis Monroe with Kris Knight. All vaginal. From: 'Larry's Angels'. Strip tease, oral, reverse cowgirl(bouncy bouncy) . P2m, more rcg, cowgirl, doggy....Kris comes(all ye faithful) on her chin . Scene 3 Memphis Monroe with Kyle Moore. All vaginal. From: 'Barely Legal 54'. Mutual oral, spoon, reverse cowgirl, p2m . Standing doggy, prm/oral...Kyle komes all over Memphis' purty mug . Scene 4 Memphis Monroe, Ariel X, with Angela Stone . G/G/G/ lez lovefest . From: 'Backwoods of Memphis'. [read the full review]
Aphrodisiac (Hustler) review summaries:
LSBReviews'
Aphrodisiac Produced 07/06 Hustler Video (www.hustlerworld.com) 121 minutes Directed by: Jerome Tanner Starring: Memphis Monroe, Daisy Marie, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Byrne, Sandra Romain, Missy Monroe, Naomi, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone and Steve Holmes. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Plot: This film is a light comedy with Evan Stone playing a Treasure Hunter named Dakota Smith who is hired by an older man to go on an expedition to find the legendary aphrodisiac. which when taken or experienced by a man will turn him into a super stud. Aphrodisiac is a two disc film starring blonde beauty and Hustler contract star Memphis Monroe, who plays Aztec Queen Aphrodite. Disc one contains all six sex scenes, while disc two contains all of the films special features. The ladies are good looking and very sexy. Along with Memphis are three hot Latinas in Jasmine, Daisy and Eva, plus two of the best asses in adult films in Sandra and Naomi, plus another busty blonde in Missy. Memphis performs in two scenes. [read the full review]
review from 12/18/2006:
Aphrodisiac Produced 07/06 Hustler Video (www.hustlerworld.com) 121 minutes Directed by: Jerome Tanner Starring: Memphis Monroe, Daisy Marie, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Byrne, Sandra Romain, Missy Monroe, Naomi, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone and Steve Holmes. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Plot: This film is a light comedy with Evan Stone playing a Treasure Hunter named Dakota Smith who is hired by an older man to go on an expedition to find the legendary aphrodisiac. which when taken or experienced by a man will turn him into a super stud. Aphrodisiac is a two disc film starring blonde beauty and Hustler contract star Memphis Monroe, who plays Aztec Queen Aphrodite. Disc one contains all six sex scenes, while disc two contains all of the films special features. The ladies are good looking and very sexy. Along with Memphis are three hot Latinas in Jasmine, Daisy and Eva, plus two of the best asses in adult films in Sandra and Naomi, plus another busty blonde in Missy. Memphis performs in two scenes. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Steve Holmes, Frank Bukkwyd, Claudio Meloni, Missy Monroe, Eva Angelina, Scott Nails, Tory Lane, James Deen, Jasmine Tame, Michelle Maylene, Charlotte Stokely, Haley Paige
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Release date: 5/23/2006
Previews: Previews
Da Vinci Load 1, The review summaries:
astroknight's
The DaVinci Load is a very nicely done porn parody, a fun fuck flick. When a man is found murdered in front of the Mona Lisa with a message written in cum beside him, detectives Haley Paige and Frank Bukkwyd try to get to the bottom of things. The case leads them to the Priory of Semen, a secret society of women, with the help of Professor Missy Monroe, a cock clairvoyant. As they investigate, they find that there's a much bigger picture than just a dead body and a painting. [read the full review]
review from 2/6/2007:
The DaVinci Load is a very nicely done porn parody, a fun fuck flick. When a man is found murdered in front of the Mona Lisa with a message written in cum beside him, detectives Haley Paige and Frank Bukkwyd try to get to the bottom of things. The case leads them to the Priory of Semen, a secret society of women, with the help of Professor Missy Monroe, a cock clairvoyant. As they investigate, they find that there's a much bigger picture than just a dead body and a painting. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), August, Manuel Ferrara, Ben English, Jack Lawrence, Eva Angelina, Scott Nails, Flower Tucci, James Deen, Brooke Haven, Candy Manson
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Release date: 2/28/2006
History Of Porn, A review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 100 min. Production Date: 10 / 13 / 2005 Director: Jerome Tanner Cast: August Nught, Brooke Haven, Candy Mason, Eva Angelina, Flower Tucci, Ben English, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, James Deen, Manuel Ferrara, and Scott Nails The Short Story Initial Expectations: Lately, Jerome Tanner has really been impressing me. With Nelson X penning this one for him, I cant help but look forward to it. Initial Reaction: Its okay, and fairly easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a bit of humor with their porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting varied sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, while the video barely shows any grain and is nicely lit. This one looks and sounds every bit as good as one would expect from Hustler. Music: The music is nicely done. It doesnt always go through all of the scenes, but its always very nicely balanced. [read the full review]
review from 5/2/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 100 min. Production Date: 10 / 13 / 2005 Director: Jerome Tanner Cast: August Nught, Brooke Haven, Candy Mason, Eva Angelina, Flower Tucci, Ben English, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, James Deen, Manuel Ferrara, and Scott Nails The Short Story Initial Expectations: Lately, Jerome Tanner has really been impressing me. With Nelson X penning this one for him, I cant help but look forward to it. Initial Reaction: Its okay, and fairly easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a bit of humor with their porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting varied sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, while the video barely shows any grain and is nicely lit. This one looks and sounds every bit as good as one would expect from Hustler. Music: The music is nicely done. It doesnt always go through all of the scenes, but its always very nicely balanced. [read the full review]
DPConnoisseur's
Title: History of Porn Cast: August, Brooke Haven, Candy Manson, Eva Angelina and Flower Tucci Scene 1: Brooke Haven Scene starts with Brooke sleeping with her husband and awaken by a nightmare. She jumps out of her bed to go to work. She works as a waitress and her restaurants gets robbed by 2 gunmen. As they instruct her to dump the cash register drawer in their bag and collect all the customers money she notices one of the robbers pants zipper open and begins to give him a BJ. The other robber joins for a dual BJ. She is carried over to a table for some pussy eating then they take turns in missionary. Next she does some hard-core anal in RCG. Finally the reason I rented the movie she does a DP in RCG but it is too short and a disappointment. The guys both cum on her breast and as they celebrate she grabs their guns and the scene ends with customers clapping. (3 of 5) Scene 2: Eva Angelina Flower is grooming a male porn stars package and Eva enters. [read the full review]
review from 3/5/2006:
Title: History of Porn Cast: August, Brooke Haven, Candy Manson, Eva Angelina and Flower Tucci Scene 1: Brooke Haven Scene starts with Brooke sleeping with her husband and awaken by a nightmare. She jumps out of her bed to go to work. She works as a waitress and her restaurants gets robbed by 2 gunmen. As they instruct her to dump the cash register drawer in their bag and collect all the customers money she notices one of the robbers pants zipper open and begins to give him a BJ. The other robber joins for a dual BJ. She is carried over to a table for some pussy eating then they take turns in missionary. Next she does some hard-core anal in RCG. Finally the reason I rented the movie she does a DP in RCG but it is too short and a disappointment. The guys both cum on her breast and as they celebrate she grabs their guns and the scene ends with customers clapping. (3 of 5) Scene 2: Eva Angelina Flower is grooming a male porn stars package and Eva enters. [read the full review]
Hotsex.com review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Hotsex.com is hot when compared to, say, January in Alaska. Despite the presence of some very attractive girls, the temperature barely rises above tepid. Defining hot sex is, of course, subjective. But I need more than one anal pounding, three facials (out of five scenes), and one squirt to consider a flick above average, heat-wise. Take the second scene, for example. Eva Angelina, looking very cute in dark-framed glasses) takes on Manuel Ferrara in a restaurant. What could have been a very hot session is destroyed (yes, thats the proper word) by the camera work. Using that hackneyed porn staple of flower pot shooting, the camera shoots much of the action from behind a glass of wine sitting on a table in front of the fucking duo, completely wrecking the atmosphere. Who is director Jerome Tanner making this movie for, himself or the viewing audience, when he employs this type of camera angle? Is he so bored with shooting sex that he looks for new inventive ways to do it? Well, he should stop looking. [read the full review]
review from 4/24/2006:
Hotsex.com is hot when compared to, say, January in Alaska. Despite the presence of some very attractive girls, the temperature barely rises above tepid. Defining hot sex is, of course, subjective. But I need more than one anal pounding, three facials (out of five scenes), and one squirt to consider a flick above average, heat-wise. Take the second scene, for example. Eva Angelina, looking very cute in dark-framed glasses) takes on Manuel Ferrara in a restaurant. What could have been a very hot session is destroyed (yes, thats the proper word) by the camera work. Using that hackneyed porn staple of flower pot shooting, the camera shoots much of the action from behind a glass of wine sitting on a table in front of the fucking duo, completely wrecking the atmosphere. Who is director Jerome Tanner making this movie for, himself or the viewing audience, when he employs this type of camera angle? Is he so bored with shooting sex that he looks for new inventive ways to do it? Well, he should stop looking. [read the full review]