Reviews of Dale Jordan Movies with Trailers (9)
Face Down Ass Up: Asian Style (Hustler) review summaries:
Matt47's
This is another chapter in this anal-centric series from Hustler, but featuring an all-Asian cast with the overall results being somewhat mixed. I happen to really like Mika Tan and Kaiya Lynn and so was mostly looking forward to their scenes, but Roxy Jezel and Lyla Lei also provide much fun and energy in their respective scenes. [read the full review]
review from 2/16/2008:
This is another chapter in this anal-centric series from Hustler, but featuring an all-Asian cast with the overall results being somewhat mixed. I happen to really like Mika Tan and Kaiya Lynn and so was mostly looking forward to their scenes, but Roxy Jezel and Lyla Lei also provide much fun and energy in their respective scenes. [read the full review]
Attack That Ass review summaries:
Hell Mutt's
"Attack that ass soldier and that's an order!" This is an anal flick with a military theme to it. All the girls are dressed up in camouflage outfits and look sexy as hell! Attack is the key word in the title of this movie because the sex is hard and fast in most of the scenes and they all end with the soldiers launching their semen of mass destruction up the girls butts. This movie is solid all around and gets 4 stars from this soldier. [read the full review]
review from 1/16/2008:
"Attack that ass soldier and that's an order!" This is an anal flick with a military theme to it. All the girls are dressed up in camouflage outfits and look sexy as hell! Attack is the key word in the title of this movie because the sex is hard and fast in most of the scenes and they all end with the soldiers launching their semen of mass destruction up the girls butts. This movie is solid all around and gets 4 stars from this soldier. [read the full review]
The D-Man's
Hustler has released another themed DVD, (although it was produced over a year ago), titled Attack That Ass. The premise here is that Flynt's Armed Forces are looking for a few good women to help carry out Operation Attack That Ass. The guys here are happy to play target practice with the women's buttcheek bulls-eyes. But we're not just talking about any ordinary anal here, folks. You see, there is an anal creampie in every scene, just to show that all is fair in love, war and porn debauchery. [read the full review]
review from 10/27/2007:
Hustler has released another themed DVD, (although it was produced over a year ago), titled Attack That Ass. The premise here is that Flynt's Armed Forces are looking for a few good women to help carry out Operation Attack That Ass. The guys here are happy to play target practice with the women's buttcheek bulls-eyes. But we're not just talking about any ordinary anal here, folks. You see, there is an anal creampie in every scene, just to show that all is fair in love, war and porn debauchery. [read the full review]
Barely Legal: Princess Diaries 2 review summaries:
Boner Jams'
Despite some attractive female talent, Hustler's Barely Legal Princess Diaries #2 fits the bill of an unnecessary sequel. Lackluster performances and terrible scene setups doom this one from the start. Actresses such as Tiffany Price and Aurora Jolie do their part to lift this title from bargain bin to average. This dvd is gearing toward the barely legal (duh!) lolita pigtails type fan. As far as reaching a target audience, it works. For all other intents and purposes, it falls a bit short. [read the full review]
review from 10/19/2007:
Despite some attractive female talent, Hustler's Barely Legal Princess Diaries #2 fits the bill of an unnecessary sequel. Lackluster performances and terrible scene setups doom this one from the start. Actresses such as Tiffany Price and Aurora Jolie do their part to lift this title from bargain bin to average. This dvd is gearing toward the barely legal (duh!) lolita pigtails type fan. As far as reaching a target audience, it works. For all other intents and purposes, it falls a bit short. [read the full review]
Barely Legal: Drop It Like It's Hot review summaries:
ai no corrida's
Another chapter in the outstretched line that is Barely Legal, this one has many beautiful ladies, but they all seem to be in the wrong movie. [read the full review]
review from 8/23/2007:
Another chapter in the outstretched line that is Barely Legal, this one has many beautiful ladies, but they all seem to be in the wrong movie. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Barely Legal franchise focuses on strippers for this release. Stripper school, action in the strip club, and girls who want to see if they have what it takes to be a stripper with their father's friends. Yes, it sounds like it could have potential, but the entire move comes off so generic and cheesy that it's easy to completely forget about the entire movie five minutes after you watch it. Add to that how Huster forces you to watch a complete commercial before the movie (not even allowing you the option to scan through it) and a doesn't deliver on the extras advertised on the box and you have a sure loser of a DVD. [read the full review]
review from 4/26/2007:
The Barely Legal franchise focuses on strippers for this release. Stripper school, action in the strip club, and girls who want to see if they have what it takes to be a stripper with their father's friends. Yes, it sounds like it could have potential, but the entire move comes off so generic and cheesy that it's easy to completely forget about the entire movie five minutes after you watch it. Add to that how Huster forces you to watch a complete commercial before the movie (not even allowing you the option to scan through it) and a doesn't deliver on the extras advertised on the box and you have a sure loser of a DVD. [read the full review]
Eye Candy: Camp Fuck-a-lot review summaries:
barrettman's
Synopsis A remake/update of the mid 90's original that featured hotties: Jill Kelly, Avalon, & Randi Storm. 'Eye candy' prsent here includes Franchezca Valentina, Jessi Summers , & Jenna Presley. So, is 'candy' sweet or sour ? Let's see. Scene 1 Chloe Morgan & Anthony Hardwood. Petite brunette Chloe gets ravaged by buff hiker Anthony, lotsa energy here. Oral face fuck, standing cowgirl, doggy, mish, cowgirl, mish, reverse cowgirl ( standing)...face pop. All vaginal, but kinda rough. Scene 2 Jessi Summers & Lee Stone. 'Head' camp counselor Lee makes sure camper Jessi has a ' good camping experience', apparantly by boinking him ! Lol. Foot fetishists rejoice ! Lee licks/fondles Jessi's feetsies followed by Jessi stroking Lee's dick with her footsies. All vaginal: mish, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, mish, and.....feetsies coated with come, which Jessi licks up and makes all gone. [read the full review]
review from 8/9/2006:
Synopsis A remake/update of the mid 90's original that featured hotties: Jill Kelly, Avalon, & Randi Storm. 'Eye candy' prsent here includes Franchezca Valentina, Jessi Summers , & Jenna Presley. So, is 'candy' sweet or sour ? Let's see. Scene 1 Chloe Morgan & Anthony Hardwood. Petite brunette Chloe gets ravaged by buff hiker Anthony, lotsa energy here. Oral face fuck, standing cowgirl, doggy, mish, cowgirl, mish, reverse cowgirl ( standing)...face pop. All vaginal, but kinda rough. Scene 2 Jessi Summers & Lee Stone. 'Head' camp counselor Lee makes sure camper Jessi has a ' good camping experience', apparantly by boinking him ! Lol. Foot fetishists rejoice ! Lee licks/fondles Jessi's feetsies followed by Jessi stroking Lee's dick with her footsies. All vaginal: mish, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, mish, and.....feetsies coated with come, which Jessi licks up and makes all gone. [read the full review]
Shut Up and Fuck My A-Hole review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. (cover states 92 min.) Production Date: 12 / 1 - 2 / 2005 Director: Dale Jordan Cast: Dana Vespoli, Kelly Wells, Mika Tan, Naudia Nyce, Sandra Romain, Buster Good, Cheyne Collins, Jay Ashley, John West, Lee Stone, and Talon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hustler's put out some very good movies, but Dale Jordan's never impressed me too much. There's a good cast here, but I just can't get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: It's quite possibly the worst Hustler movie I've seen so far, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anal sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting camera work at least at an average level or who wants all anal and no vaginal sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don't think I noticed a single background noise. The video is presented in the full frame format, and shows just a hint of grain. [read the full review]
review from 9/8/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. (cover states 92 min.) Production Date: 12 / 1 - 2 / 2005 Director: Dale Jordan Cast: Dana Vespoli, Kelly Wells, Mika Tan, Naudia Nyce, Sandra Romain, Buster Good, Cheyne Collins, Jay Ashley, John West, Lee Stone, and Talon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hustler's put out some very good movies, but Dale Jordan's never impressed me too much. There's a good cast here, but I just can't get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: It's quite possibly the worst Hustler movie I've seen so far, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anal sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting camera work at least at an average level or who wants all anal and no vaginal sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don't think I noticed a single background noise. The video is presented in the full frame format, and shows just a hint of grain. [read the full review]
Nasty Hardcore Fucking, A review summaries:
dandaman's
Nasty Hardcore Fucking, A Studio: Hustler Category: Straight Director: Dale Jordan Starring: John West, Cheyne Collins, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Desire Moore, Trina Michaels, Veronica Jett, Alicia Alighatti, Ana Nova, Barbara Summers, Buster Goode Synopsis A hardcore nasty fuck from Hustler is offered to you by Dale Jordan, hope is not too scary for you and me, lol, they start every scene with a set of stills, let's review the action.... Scene 1- Veronica, Desire Veronica Jett and Desire Moore will be the first treat to our eyes, in the beginnig they do the presentation and they even play with a red dildo, when the male talent show up they BJ at duo, or better say, one BJ the other is bussy kissing some HMA, the sex is ok, but not that nasty, things get better when the anal sex starts, both girls take up the ass, with some flacid dick trouble when trying to go in Veronica's ass, they share a decent pop, to finish a good scene. Scene 2- Anna Nova We start with an impressive shot at Anna's ass, this time in a dark haired tone, she does a tease over a desk, there where she ta [read the full review]
review from 7/10/2006:
Nasty Hardcore Fucking, A Studio: Hustler Category: Straight Director: Dale Jordan Starring: John West, Cheyne Collins, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Desire Moore, Trina Michaels, Veronica Jett, Alicia Alighatti, Ana Nova, Barbara Summers, Buster Goode Synopsis A hardcore nasty fuck from Hustler is offered to you by Dale Jordan, hope is not too scary for you and me, lol, they start every scene with a set of stills, let's review the action.... Scene 1- Veronica, Desire Veronica Jett and Desire Moore will be the first treat to our eyes, in the beginnig they do the presentation and they even play with a red dildo, when the male talent show up they BJ at duo, or better say, one BJ the other is bussy kissing some HMA, the sex is ok, but not that nasty, things get better when the anal sex starts, both girls take up the ass, with some flacid dick trouble when trying to go in Veronica's ass, they share a decent pop, to finish a good scene. Scene 2- Anna Nova We start with an impressive shot at Anna's ass, this time in a dark haired tone, she does a tease over a desk, there where she ta [read the full review]
Booty Central (DVSX) review summaries:
Gabriel Nine's
Booty Central Studio: DVSX Director: Dale Jordan Cast: Angel Eyes, Jada, Heaven St Claire, Adina Jewel, Queenie Pipes, Sky Jolie, Japan, Promise, Guy Di Silva, Devlin Weed, Domineko, Julian St Jox, Cuntre Pipes, Wesley Pipes Running time: 1hr 53mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 DVSX broaden their appeal with an all black cast in this competent but somewhat erractic collection of straight-up sex scenes from Dale Jordan. Angel Eyes Dressed in rather naff spangly stripper attire, this very pretty, curvy girl with striking eyes (contacts?) and long straightened hair tells of the nasty stuff she hopes to do in her scene with Domineko. [read the full review]
review from 8/2/2003:
Booty Central Studio: DVSX Director: Dale Jordan Cast: Angel Eyes, Jada, Heaven St Claire, Adina Jewel, Queenie Pipes, Sky Jolie, Japan, Promise, Guy Di Silva, Devlin Weed, Domineko, Julian St Jox, Cuntre Pipes, Wesley Pipes Running time: 1hr 53mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 DVSX broaden their appeal with an all black cast in this competent but somewhat erractic collection of straight-up sex scenes from Dale Jordan. Angel Eyes Dressed in rather naff spangly stripper attire, this very pretty, curvy girl with striking eyes (contacts?) and long straightened hair tells of the nasty stuff she hopes to do in her scene with Domineko. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Harley Raine, Alex Sanders, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Mai Lin, Pat Myne, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Teri Starr, Melanie Stone, Bobbi Bliss, Envy, Santino Lee, Wendi Knight, John West, Adam Wilde, Blondie Anderson, Renee LaRue, Randi Storm, Melody Love, Blondi, Gina Adorabella, Dominique Dewitt, Shelbee Myne, Mark Wood, Vivi, Hunny Muffin, Vivi Ann
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Release date: 11/29/2001
Previews: Previews
Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 15, The review summaries: