Barely Legal: Drop It Like It's Hot Review

Reviewed by ai no corrida  on  8/23/2007

Barely Legal: Drop It Like It’s Hot
Directed by Dale Jordan
A Hustler Production
Dates of Production: 04/24/06.
Length: 1hr 35min.

Starring: Emily Evermoore, Page Morgan, Jacqueline Summer, Ryme, Cameron, Jewels & Sarah Blake.
With: Cheyenne Collins, Van Damage, John West, Buster Good, Jay Ashley, & Talon.


Scene One: Emily Evermoore
Dancing in a fabricated strip club, Emily struts around nonchalantly, and teases the clientele to and fro. Kneeling down, she gives one lucky patron a deep throat blowjob, and double teams another minutes later. The men take turns fucking her reverse cowgirl, doggy, and spoon positions, while the other gets blown simultaneously. After a bit of workout, they both unload onto her chin and cheeks. Emily, a dark, short haired blonde with a round, white face, bodes well for the majority of the scene, but the bleak atmosphere of the scene kills most of her fire, and I was reduced to picking apart the set with my eyes, rather than her performance. Maybe another time?


Scene Two: Page Morgan
In a room with blackboards reading something along the lines of “stripper school”, two men audition Page. Acting dim and naïve, she gives the two of them a dual blow job, and they proceed to manhandle her jiggly little white body. After many switch ups in positions (including variations of blowjobs, doggy, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, and good old missionary), the boys unload on their perch (the desk), and Page tastes loads, one finger her only utensil. “Come back tomorrow,” they say. “What?” Page intones. I don’t want to go back there, either, Page. “Let’s go get ice cream, instead.” I say to the television, “You deserve better.”


Scene Three: Jacqueline Summer
Jacqueline, sitting on a bed, giant purple stuffed bunny covering her body, sees Jay Ashley walk into the room. After a bit of chit chat, she tries to convince him that she’s got the mustard to be a stripper. Somewhat robotically dancing and undressing in front of him, Jay kneels her down slowly, and proceeds to face fuck her like a jackhammer. She’s quite adept, deep throating, tons of spit dripping from her lips onto the carpet, as she gives a no-hands blowjob, gripping hold onto her own tits. Throwing her onto the bed, Jay continues this pattern as she lays upside down. She tosses his salad voraciously, and heels on, pumps his cock cowgirl style. Jacqueline’s slender, fleshy body shakes and wiggles with every thrust and paw Jay inflicts, their intensity unmatched (at least in comparison with the rest of the disc). Ass in the air, Jacqueline accepts Jay’s anal leanings as they fuck furiously, pausing for a few gapes here & there. At one point, he sticks her pussy, then ass, one after the other, back and forth, which, in one word, is DIRTY (and awesome). After a little anal cowgirl (during which Jacqueline buries three, then four fingers deep into her slit), the two conclude with anal in missionary, Jay sneaking every last bit of sperm into her open mouth. Her long, pointed tongue (watch out, Sunny Lane!) isn’t showcased in most of the scene, but hopefully will be in the future. Some might find this scenes furious nature a little too dominating, but for me, it was the highlight of the whole darn disc.


Scene Four: Ryme & Cameron
On the dancefloor again, Ryme & Cameron (one brunette, one brown/blonde haired), in sunglasses and silvered bikinis, writhe and sway suggestively. One brave soul jumps on the dancefloor (post-closing time, unfortunately, exhbitionists!) and proceeds to get blown by each girl, one at a time, as he takes turns fucking each doggy style. After a bit of cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, he unloads into their mouths, and they share the wealth. A pretty standard scene, with the fucking just pretty average, the girls not too accepting of each other (two girls on one guy should be that, not one girl on one guy taking turns!). I remain nonplussed.


Scene Five: Jewels & Sarah Blake
Sarah, a pale red-head in pigtails, sits around waiting for Jewels, another pig-tailed latina, to arrive backstage at “stripper school”. Seems she needs to be taught a few moves, and Jewels is more than happy to oblige. The two eat each other out, and Jewels taps Sarah a few times on her doggy-positioned ass, but drops it soon after for her fingers and sure-fire mouth. They 69 a bit, and end with Sarah climaxing as Jewels eats her out, the pale skinned redhead straddling her mouth, face toward the wall. Not a terrible scene, but still not too noteworthy.


Bonus Features:
Slide Show, Hustler & VCA trailers, and lots of commercials! Not really anything to see here, move along…

How the Disc Looks & Sounds:
The club scenes are lower in volume (and also are the most garishly lit), but still very watchable. Jacqueline’s scene is lit with a camera mounted light, adding a little gonzo-pseudo-reality flavor to the best scene on the disc (the rest of the scenes could have used this type of shooting to greater effect, if only). The sound is relatively steady, overall. The interior scenes are well lit, but still lack that oomph in the energy department. But I think I already mentioned that.

Overall Thoughts:
Feeling like a standard, at this point, entry into the outer edges of the Barely Legal name & series, perhaps this is a ringing bell signaling its inevitable death. It’s too bad, though, that the series has fallen so, but that’s how most multi-titled franchises end, I guess. Still, I found the scene with Jacqueline and Jay Ashley a nice alternative to the low-energy commonality between the other situations, but the whole disc could have used an entire overhaul in terms of overall scenario (and purpose). These girls deserve better. We all deserve better!