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Boxcover for Marie And Jack: A Hardcore Love Story
Marie And Jack: A Hardcore Love Story

Release date: 9/11/2003
Reviewed on: 10/9/2004

Studio: Comstock Films

Starring: Jack Bravo, Aria
Directed by: Tony Comstock

Review brief: Having heard a lot of good things about «Marie and Jack» I was eager to check it out for myself. Thanks to one generous person it was made possible. The fact that this title is probably aimed at couples didn't discourage me, but beware that my judgement may be clouded by extended bachelor existance. Hehe! Technical Runtime: 28 mins. Region: 0 Menu: As simple as it can be Feature There are several reviews here at ADT where you can find detailed description of what precisely is going on during the film, so I don't think it will be necessary for me to go into specific details for the fifth time. Suffice to say, we meet two adorable people Marie and Jack who are obviously in love and who discuss several aspects of their sexual life, with particular focus on the differences between sex in the real life and sex in the adult entertainment (where they both work). At the end of this interview, they engage in tender love making which at some points is accompanied by their commentary. Extras: There are no Extras.
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Boxcover for Up & Cummers 122
Up & Cummers 122

Release date: 2/2/2004
Reviewed on: 10/3/2004

Studio: New Machine

Starring: Randy West, Melanie Stone, Idalis Hunter, Kurt Lockwood, Sabrina Snow, Luci Thai

Review brief: Randy West presents episode number 122 of his never-ending "Up & Cummers" line. I have seen Young Cream Pies #8 which is a collection of different U&C scenes and, I thought, it's time to check out the real thing. These series feature (usually) amateur girls or starting porn starlets who are first being introduced in a lengthy interview and then being submitted to a reasonably tame love making, in a sense that the intercourse practically never goes beyond vaginal. The focus also lies on internal pop shots. Technical Runtime: apprx. 136 minutes Region: 0 Audio/Video: Full frame (4:3). Video quality is okay. Menu: Nice 'cause it offers access not only to the scenes, but also some parts of a scene like, for example, cum shots. However, there was one instance where the links were messed up. Feature Scene 1 - Lucy Thai and Randy West Lucy is an oriental girl with Thai and Cambodian genes, as she explains herself. She is tiny, cute and equipped with an impressive pair of beautiful, natural titties.
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Boxcover for Barely Ripe Cherries
Barely Ripe Cherries

Release date: 12/29/2003
Reviewed on: 10/2/2004

Studio: Cherry Boxxx

Starring: Jesse

Review brief: Barely Ripe Cherries is a 4hrs compilation. Technical Runtime: 3hrs 47min Region: 0 Audio/Video: Aspect ratio: 4:3. Quality is average at best. Menu: The menu deserves special attention. This DVD contains whopping 16 scenes, but chapter selection menu only offers access to every 4th scene. For example, if I want to view scene 7, my only option is to navigate to number 5 and fast-forward from there. This is absolutely unacceptable. Feature Before the scene breakdown, I'd like to point out that since A) I am not a walking porn talent database, and B) only three names are mentioned on the box cover art and none in the movie itself, I for the most part have no idea who participates in a certain scene, nor what original movie they come from, although some face are familiar, of course. Also, given the fact that there are 16 scenes in this compilation, I am keeping the descriptions and comments short. Okay, here we go. Scene 1: Average looking blonde and a "stud" are doing it on a couch.
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Boxcover for Killer Sex & Suicide Blondes
Killer Sex & Suicide Blondes

Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 10/1/2004

Studio: Wicked

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Julia Ann, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Jonathan Morgan, jessica drake, Gino Greco, Ice La Fox, Lisa Marie, Kaylani Lei
Directed by: Michael Raven

Review brief: Wicked presents Michael Raven's "Killer Sex & Suicide Blondes". I confess -- I have never seen a Wicked production before, and since I appreciate a feature film once in awhile, I thought why not. Why this particular title? Are you kidding, look at the title. Technical Runtime: 1hr 35min Region: 0 Audio/Video: Excellent. DD Surround 5.1 Feature Story Synopsis Gemini Black's husband, who worked as a hitman for the mafia, was killed in front of her eyes by his own employers. Gem is presumed dead as well, but she is not; she manages to survive, goes into hiding, and returns after several years as a ruthless, cold blooded, killer babe whose only goal is to avenge her husband. Scene 1 - Julia Ann and Randy Spears Julia (Gem) and Randy (Gem's husband) are making out on their bed. She gives him a BJ and then they have sex in cowgirl and spooning positions. Semen lands on Julia's pubes and stomach.
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Boxcover for Young Cream Pies 8
Young Cream Pies 8

Release date: 12/30/2003
Reviewed on: 9/29/2004

Studio: New Machine

Starring: Chante, Jenna Jameson, Pantera, Crissy Moran

Review brief: YCP is a compilation of scenes from (mainly) Randy West's Up & Cummers line. I wanted to get my hands on #8 because it contains the famous scene with young Jenna Jameson, and also Crissy Moran. It's curious that the title in the video itself reads "Fresh Cream Pies 8" and I don't know what the deal here is. Technical Runtime: 2 hrs. Region: 0 Extras: Photo Gallery, previews from 7 other New Machine releases Audio/Video: Quality varies greatly because some clips are relatively old. Some scenes have lousy VHS quality, while some others are significantly better. Notes: I've experienced some strange hiccups with this DVD. For the sake of review, I watched it on my computer (+ DVD-ROM) and during playback, it was okay; but as soon as I paused or tried to fast-forward and then resume with normal speed, the disc kept spinning and at some point, picture froze completely. I thought it might have been some issue with my DVD-ROM, so I tried it on my normal player. It was better, but reading from disc was still not optimal.
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Boxcover for Amateur Cream Pies 3 (Dusk til Dawn)
Amateur Cream Pies 3 (Dusk til Dawn)

Release date: 3/24/2004
Reviewed on: 9/28/2004

Studio: Dusk til Dawn

Starring: Tyce Bune, Redda Lacey, Gia Jordan, Katin
Directed by: Tyce Bune

Review brief: Initial Expectations I've never heard of Tyce Bune, and neither have I seen any previous releases of ACP series. I assumed this DVD will feature cream pies and amateurs, and it does...sort of. Technical Runtime: 2 hrs 16 mins Region: 0 Menu: simple, straight to the point Extras: Only Photo Gallery There are also some very short behind-the-scenes clips and a short interview with Katin in the final credits sequence of the main feature. Feature Each scene consists of a solo introduction which is followed by the sex with Tyce Bune. Scene 1 - Katin Katin is cute, busty teen with brown hair. We see her putting on a schoolgirl outfit: white panties, white stockings, microscopic skirt and a sexy sweater. Apparently, she is looking for a room to rent and is going to meet Tyce at his place, but before leaving, she sits down and plays with her pussy without taking panties off. Things start off with Tyce eating and fingering Katin's pussy on the bed. They then change to 69, so Katin can return the oral favor.
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Boxcover for Fievres Nocturnes (Les Grandes jouisseuses)
Fievres Nocturnes (Les Grandes jouisseuses)

Release date: 9/8/2000
Reviewed on: 9/22/2004

Studio: Alpha France

Starring: Amanda, Dominique Aveline, Brigitte Lahaie, Liliane Lemieuvre, Marie-Dominique Cabannes, Ursula White, Jean-Louis Vattier
Directed by: Claude Bernard-Aubert

Review brief: Cast: Brigitte Lahaie, Dominique Aveline, Jean-Louis Vattier, Ursula White Director: Claude Bernard-Aubert (as Burd Trabanree) Production year: 1977 DVD Details Runtime: 87 min Video: Widescreen Sound: Dolby 2.0 Region: 0 (region free) System: PAL Language: French, English dub Extras: Blue One Trailers from 6 other Brigitte Lahaie movies !!! For US customers: to play this disc, your DVD player and TV Set must be able to output and display PAL. DVD transfer quality appears to be decent, unfortunately, I have not seen other Blue One releases on DVD, so I can't compare. There are occasinal dust scratches now and then, but generally, the picture is clear. Synopsis Pierre is having disturbing sexual fantasies featuring his female neighbor (Brigitte Lahaie) and decides to consult the psychiatrist (uncredited female). Meanwhile, Pierre's wife (Ursula White) senses something is not right with her husband and also seeks moral (and not so moral) support from her girlfriend.
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