Narcolepsy's Movie Reviews with Trailers (3)
Release date: 12/2/2004
Reviewed on: 12/21/2004
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Isabella, Teanna Kai, Sandra Shine, Monique Alexander, Penny Flame, Sarah Blake, Sammie Rhodes, Mackenzie Mack, Lexi Marie, Xara Diaz, Brooke Haven, Lexie Marie
Directed by: Samson
Review brief: Okay so, a company called Zero Tolerance did the world a huge injustice when they contracted possibly the best American mainstream all-girl director (besides some dude named Eddie Stone who is apparently MIA) Mike Quasar, and promptly allowed him to do NO ALLGIRL MOVIES! The genius which had given the world such gems as Babes Illustrated 10-12 was seemingly gone forever, never to be resurrected! Until Finger Lickin'Good. This movie, which isn't actually directed by Quasar, is directed by Samson (who I'm sure is a fine individual) whom I've never ever heard of before. But that's okay! Its a Quasar movie and fans of beautiful women everywhere rejoice! Besides having Quasar behind the camera, this movie also has one of the most simply divine features ever in a movie! With the single click of a button, you can watch this movie with or without toyage! And everything is beautiful! To the movie! There is no running plot here, its just scene after scene, kinda gonzo style I guess.
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Release date: 6/16/2004
Reviewed on: 7/5/2004
Studio: Video Team
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Starring: Kylie Ireland, Anita Dark, Keiko, Bridgette Kerkove, Kimberly Kane, Sandra Shine, Dominica Leoni, Aria, Avy Scott, Julie Night, Lauren Phoenix
Directed by: Ren Savant
Review brief: Okay so, I don't think that I'm making any huge revelations when I say that the most recen volumes of this legendary series have just been flat out bad. Sexually, schematically (i think that's a word) and whateverelsically. And while certainly at times in this one the sex could be better, when it boils down to it, this movie is best described as "REALLY REALLY COOL". You have Ren Savant at the helm of this one, and of course he likes doing the really odd straight forward (if thats possible) features, so this one is appropriately called, The Nightmare Edition, and what you basically have in every scene is the exhibition of certain phobias. The first phobia is Sequiphobia, which is apparently the fear of being chased and we have 2 performers who are unknown to me, Anita Dark and Sandra Shine. Sandra chases Anita around town, literally! Just chasing her through the streets with no one around.
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Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 4/25/2004
Studio: Vivid
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Starring: Jenna Jameson, Dasha, Kira Kener, Chloe Jones, Tiffany Mason, Briana Banks, Sunrise Adams, Savanna Samson, Mercedez, Taya
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Okay so, a little while ago, I bought this Vivid all-girl movie a little while ago called Whatever It Takes, starred Kelle Marie and had, among others, Alana Evans and Ariana Jollee in it as well. Whatever it Takes is pretty damn good and better than WTBA 16 on some points, but this series is all about star power and well damn, you find me a more overloaded all-girl series. (go ahead, I'll give you a minute) First off, this one (like the previous two)is directed by a gay man, Chi Chi La Rue, and while certainly I don't have a problem with that, it is odd, that in this one, (just like in #14) there are half naked men in this one. (A movie called Where the Boys AREN'T- and they're half naked men in it, like if you made a list of what not to put in a flick called Where the Boys AREN'T what would be number one on the list?) There is a plot here, and kind of two stars, Jenna Jameson and Mercedez.
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