Finger Licking Good (3rd Degree) Review

Reviewed by Narcolepsy  on  12/21/2004

Okay so, a company called Zero Tolerance did the world a huge injustice when they contracted possibly the best American mainstream all-girl director (besides some dude named Eddie Stone who is apparently MIA) Mike Quasar, and promptly allowed him to do NO ALLGIRL MOVIES! The genius which had given the world such gems as Babes Illustrated 10-12 was seemingly gone forever, never to be resurrected!

Until Finger Lickin'Good. This movie, which isn't actually directed by Quasar, is directed by Samson (who I'm sure is a fine individual) whom I've never ever heard of before. But that's okay! Its a Quasar movie and fans of beautiful women everywhere rejoice!

Besides having Quasar behind the camera, this movie also has one of the most simply divine features ever in a movie! With the single click of a button, you can watch this movie with or without toyage! And everything is beautiful!

To the movie!
There is no running plot here, its just scene after scene, kinda gonzo style I guess. And the first scene features arguably the most beautiful gyal in the bunch, Ms Teanna Kai! Teanna is paired with a woman I've never scene before, named Xara Diaz, who is a newbie, and hot! This scene is actually one of the worst of the bunch because of the really bad leather (black for Teanna, red for Xara)corsets they have on in their meeting, in a regular house on a regular couch, but the action is pretty damn decent. The sexual highlight here (Xara's nice ass!)Teanna's constant talking and fucking Xara with her foot, through a fishnet. Click over to toyvision and you catch a pretty good usage of the horrible double headed dildo, with Xara riding the end which isnt buried in Teanna, cowgirl style. It ain't horrid, but it could've been better.

NEXT! Sarah Blake and Penny Flame. We like Penny Flame! Who kind of reminds me of a redheaded, slightly better humored version of Jewel De'Nyle and Sarah Blake, who is really really really really cute. The 2 start off horribly in fishnets (Britney Foster and Bella, thats it! No other g/g director should use fishnets), but the fishnets and the high heels vanish rather quickly and the insuing scene is magic. Pretty nice kissing throughout, very very talk between the two and very nice pussy eating, Sarah has a very very nice pussy. The 2 get it on, on a pooldeck. The sexual highlight is Sarah sitting on Penny's face forwards and backwards. Click on toyville and you see Penny give Sarah a pretty nice onceover with a strap on and Sarah has a very very nice orgasm.

Sandra Shine and Brooke do the honors in the next scene on a couch. And there are even more fishnets (I'm willing to bet those were Samson's idea). This scene is decent, with the sexual highlight being the serious tongue lashing Brooke lays on Sandra, which goes on for a good while! In Toyosota watch some basic (boring) toy cramming both ways.

NEEEEEEXT! New Vivid girl Lexi Marie and Brooke Haven rail it up in a bed. I was fairly eager to see what constitutes a Vivid girl these days (having yet to see Melezia really) and Lexi is hot. She looks a little like Mary Carey's slightly younger, slightly more sane sister. This scene really isn't about the sex as it goes far too quickly for my tastes with too many back and forths (the previous scene had similar troubles down the stretch). In toy york we go pretty anal both ways, if that's your thing, this is your scene. They both have A+ asses, no doubt.

The final scene is the best scene of the flick. A four way between other new Vivid Girl Monique Alexander, Mackenzie Mack, Sammie Rhodes and Isabella! Watching this thing toyless is pretty damn spectacular. Its a 4 way but much of the scene is separated into 2 twosomes, which is just divine. Also divine is that all 4 girls are all naked and beautiful, and there is nothing better in the world than naked beautiful girls! There's a helluva lotta kissing here, Monique with Isabella and Sammie with Mackenzie, when the pairs actually go meet each other, it still doesn't become a 4 some, its just 2 twosomes. . . really close to each other. Again, do yourself a favor and dont push the button, watch Monique absolutely eat the soul out of Sammie! Sammie's pussy is divine! Click over to toys (if you must) and the strap on's come out. BUT DAMN THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SCENES YOU'LL EVER SEE TOYLESS.

The main extra (besides the toy feature)here is the behind the scenes functions which feature a shy and nervous Sammie Rhodes, a bottomless Monique and a hilarious Penny Flame. Penny steals the show! And almost steals the movie. But the passion here is the final scene which looks plucked right out of a Quasar BI.

Finger Lickin' Good is a pretty damn good movie, loooooooooooove the no toy feature and would love to see it catch on in all girl movies if at all possible, AND LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THE 4SOME (the great Viv Thomas himself would be proud). If you need dick in ya life, get another movie, if you don't, get this one.