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Release date: 8/5/2004
Reviewed on: 8/26/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Angelica Sin, Jezebelle Bond, Chloe Dior, Sascha, Lisa Marie, Reina Leone, Kris Slater, Gia Jordan, Joe Friday, Makayla Cox, Shay Lamar, Master Liam, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: Guy Capo's first movie with DVSX, Gothsend is for the goth fetishist amongst us. Now my opinion about the goth lifestyle is closely mirrored by Saturday Night Live. When I was in high school, there was the goth clique which every other group dismissed as drug users. Hell, I didn't want to be mixed up as a goth. Then college came and my impressions of goth were through sorry ass local industrial bands like Bozo Porno Circus and used ugly girls dressed up in goth attire to cover up their atrocious musical talents. Goth band member by night, balding office mail boy by day. What kills me is listening to thirty year olds brag about having sex in cemetaries. I wonder if they used embalming fluid as a lubricant. They've been watching too many schlock horror movies when they should've been watching the Evil Dead series. So I think the goth fetish is borderline necrophelia.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 8/9/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Bruno SX, Lee Stone, Thomas Stone, Corina, Nikki Montana, K.K., Lauren Phoenix, Cory Baby, Ricardo Bell, Poppy Morgan
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: A.N.A.L. is short for Ass Now Ass Later and is DVSX's exclusively anal line. There's no pussy fucking at all. Now contrary to popular belief and despite the fact that I have every edition of every Rocco's True Anal Stories, I'm not really into anal. No, really. I'm not. I don't practice anal sex in my private life nor do I really fantasise about it. It just so happens that so much good porn these days involve anal simply because there's heavy demand by the fans. When I write my reviews, I try to make note of whether the scene has anal because so many people look for the shit. Heh. Sorry. Bad pun. Not that I hate anal, it's just something different. Lauren Phoenix & Lee Stone: Lauren Phoenix is tall, sexy, and from Toronto. I guess we all can't be perfect. There's something about her lips that just drives me crazy.
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Release date: 9/23/2003
Reviewed on: 8/5/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Stella, Monica Sweetheart, Melody Magic, Fallon Sommers, Tuesdae, Niki Belluci
Review brief: My first DVSX video. I've been sitting on this review for half a year now. At the time I had seen this, my only point of reference for POV movies was Mike John's work and I think Vince Vouyer. Now anyone along with a camcorder is trying to do this kind of shoot; even guys whose only claim to fame is boning rich celebrities. Yani Z is at the helm of this one. Monica Sweetheart: I think everyone knows who Monica Sweetheart is by now for me to even describe her. She does all the talking in this scene. She asks Yani if he likes certain parts of her body with that rhetorical smirk. Duhhh... Monica is definitely the girl who knows she's hot and sometimes her past scenes comes off that way. I mean she does everything sexually but it's like she's going through the motion knowing that her sheer beauty will carry the day. The POV is slow and steady. She already starts moaning before the blowjob.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Lenka, Hope Rising, K.K., Lussi, Laura Lion, Sandra De Marco, Britney Jay, Meliah Morgan, Romy Roundell
Directed by: K.K.
Review brief: So I've seen many POV movies over the year and haven't had a problem envisioning myself as the person fucking the girl. However, when I heard about the concept of A Brotha's POV, it gave me pause. The idea of having a large black schlong is even more foreign to me than the white-schlonged POV movies. If I were ever to helm up an Asian POV movie, people would probably mistake it for a masturbation movie. Anyway back to the point, KK heads up BPOV2. KK is british so he sounds more Lennox Lewis than Mike Tyson. Maybe it's my American upbringing full of stereotypes but do British black guys count as brothas? Seal may look like a bad man but I consider Ice Cube more of a brotha even if he's reduced to a parody of himself with those Friday movies. Romy Roundell: Weird, Romy is German and looks nothing like Katja Kassin. I thought all germans looked alike! Romy has an uncertain english accent, some flaws in her complexion, and fake blonde hair.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 7/28/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Robert Rosenberg, Mick Blue, Daria Glower, Mili Jay, Melissa Black, Arwen, Lucy Ann, Claudia Nero, Simone De Marco, Natali Light, Lucy Satin, Patricia Well
Directed by: Maurice Phillips
Review brief: The Lucky Bastard series is DVSX's presentation of the reverse gangbang. The reverse gangbang is great in theory but terrible in execution in real life. I have problems dividing attention between two women in bed much less five or six. If one girl is hotter than the others, obviously the guy'd would prefer to spend more time with her leading to some hurt feelings. But.... this is the porn world. Most of the reverse gangbangs I've seen have featured european women. The explanation is that to get as many beautiful girls in one scene cost quite a bit of change. Natali Light, Jill, Sarah, Arwen, Claudia, Lucy Satin, and Robert Rosenberg Robert leads his harem into his pool room. Lucky bastard. He tries to teach Sarah how to play pool. Confident in his skills, he offers to use his own schlong as a pool stick and knocks some balls around... literally. However, he insists that it'd be better if it was harder.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 7/17/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Robert Rosenberg, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Van Damage, Bruno SX, Scott Lyons, K.K., Reina Leone, Kris Slater, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Pason, Sarah Dark, Joe Friday, Ricardo Bell, Alexandra Jay
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: I was looking forward to this movie after seeing Double Parked 8 highlighted by Selena Silver. Even though there's no girl on the box cover that stood out like Selena, the quality of the girls was not lacking at all. I was eager in watching them get double parked. Pason, Kris Slater, and Scott Lyons: Pason is a cute redhead with small implants who I believe was married to Kris Slater. She says she loves anal cause it's a different type of orgasm. I like her personality, her hairstyle, and her amazing ass. Scott Lyons and Kris join her. Scott has got to be the scrawniest guy in porn. He needs to hit the weights. His arms look thinner than Pason's. He never gets hard during the intro blowjob. Pason looks amazing with her tight body spread eagled on the couch while she's being porked missionary. With the camera looking up at Pason from the RC position, her implants become obvious. She keeps her attention blowing one guy while the other guy drills her.
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Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Robert Rosenberg, Jennifer, Janet, Alena, George Uhl, Black Diamond, K.K., Lauro Giotto, Bellissima, Anita Queen, Darina, Seda, Lynne, Audrey Jaymes
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: I love tits. I love big natural tits. I love big natural tits on slim girls. That's what Brian Xin is trying to present with Truly Nice Tits 6. Looking at the girls on the cover, I'm screeching "Guddamn!!!". Where the hell did he find these beautifully stacked girls? Heh... only in Europe. Jennifer, Darina, and George Darina is a beautiful pale blonde. Jennifer is a tan blonde that looks like a cross between Brooke and Autumn Austin with her hair in a bun. Both have great racks although Darina has the bigger and the better. Darina is also the more attractive of the two. They must be European. Darina and Jennifer play with each other a bit. Lots of nipple licking, lotion rubbing, and kissing. It's a beautiful sight. George joins in. What a lucky man. This seems like a DDF scene. Darina is a very shallow blowjobber. More like a handjobber. Jennifer goes deeper but it lasts about 20 seconds. Jeeze.
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Release date: 6/3/2004
Reviewed on: 7/5/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Cheyne Collins, Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Brittney Skye, Juliana Kincaid, Kris Slater, Selena Silver, Corina Taylor, Jordan Styles, Britney Madison, Joe Friday, Audrey Leigh, Poppy Morgan
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: My first creampie movie review along my first review with pictures! Creampie movies are the latest fad. Wow. Spooging inside the girl is now considered a fad. I guess it was never popular before because the viewer would never know if the guy had cummed. Until somebody figured out, the girl can squeeze the spooge out! So with this in mind, let's check out DVSX's Deep in Cream 5 directed by Alex Ladd. Selena Silver & Kris Slater: Selena is from Australia and looks like a less busty Carla Gugino. I love the way Selena smiles getting ready for cock. She has crimped hair in this scene but I prefer her with straight hair. She also has a tad too much blush on her cheeks for this scene. Selena is a master cocksucker using plenty of drool going deep and gagging at times. She's improved immensely since first starting out in the business. Kris porks her a bit doggy. Some hair pulling.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Candy Apples, Paige, Katrina Kraven, Amber Peach, Leah Luv, Britney Jay, Meredith, Poppy Morgan
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: I think I've reached the age where I think teenage are a little too young for me (I KNOW!!!) and I'm only in my late twenties. Whether it's their lack of maturity or their startlingly young looks, I doubt I would ever date one again. Even the idea of just fucking them, I'm still paranoid about about because last thing I want to end up with is a statutory rape conviction. However, in the porn world, teens are almost impossible to avoid if I keep looking for fresh new girls . I wonder if my feelings will change when I get older or will I feel dirtier watching these girls fuck. So with that in mind, let's check out Alex Ladd's Teen Sensations 8. Leah Luv: Leah Luv, the main cover girl, is cute blonde if I didn't think of her sexually. She has a flat chest, no butt, and pigtails. Looks like she's still in high school. She also has braces. Some people dig that. I don't. Kids make fun of braces in school. Now it's supposed to be considered erotic? Every time she smiles, I get distracted by the braces. No premise to the scene at all.
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