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Boxcover for Private Diary of Tori Welles, The
Private Diary of Tori Welles, The

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/27/2001

Studio: Sunshine

Starring: Tom Byron, Kaitlyn Ashley, Dave Hardman, Tori Welles

Review brief: Overall thoughts; Why the hell did I subject myself to this... Trying to watch this was ludicrous, it looks and sounds as though it was shot by someone that just learned to turn on a camera. Some of the scenes you only get half the shot because something is in the way and what you can see is thru snow so you ask yourself if you're pirating cable or watching something you paid for. At many points thru this film it was so ridiculous I just had to laugh, although somehow I doubt humor was the intent. *It is my assumption and opinion that Tori is either insane or/and on drugs. She is not lucid and has weird episodes of anxiety throughout the film. *She talks too much during sex, tries to hard to be sexy. *Whoever was manning the camera, needs to get some schooling. *Someone needs to instruct Tori on vaginal hygiene, and about not putting dirty objects into your pussy. *There is something weird about calling your BF "Daddy" Intro- Enter a barren room with nothing but a brass bed cloaked in black satin sheets and candles.
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Boxcover for Mass Appeal (Odyssey)
Mass Appeal (Odyssey)

Release date: 4/20/2001
Reviewed on: 5/25/2001

Studio: Odyssey

Starring: Chloe, T.J. Hart, Lauren Montgomery, Ken Ryker, Rick Chase, Jon Eric, T.J. Cummings, Sky Lopez
Directed by: Michael Zen

Review brief: Well, I guess I'll start with my overall, and break it down from there; *Serious lack of heat- It felt obvious that the men were gay actors, the womyn seemed to be just an additive to a gay film rather than a bi-sexual free for all. *Very few penetration shots, and no lead into scenes- The flow was very jumpy, kissing one moment right into sex made it hard to get into and get the "being there" feeling. *Lots of razor burn(one of my "I don't wanna see that!" things)-Every scene, razor burned pussies, dicks and even razor burn all the way down one of the guys legs. *Way too much spitting on pussy's and dicks.
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