loz cumquest's Movie Reviews with Trailers (5)
Release date: 3/7/2003
Reviewed on: 8/26/2005
Studio: Max World
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Review brief: For those who dont know, despite the various ongoing DVD series all Max Hardcore titles are pretty much the same: uber dirty old man Max degrades and abuses young teenage girls made to look even younger than they are with their outfits, with some of the hardest sex youre likely to see were talking sex so hard that even a lot of regular pornography viewers find the guy offensive. Maxs films come in 2 versions, the USA releases - which are cut, and the fully uncensored European versions. This review is for the European version of Pure Max 9. SCENE ONE: CATALINA and SAGE Catalina is something of a Max Hardcore regular, and fits the Max image of a tiny teeny girl. More surprising here is Sage who, in a turnaround on the normal Max formula, is MILF material, as despite her fit body her lined face betrays her age (39 according to the DVD biography). The scenario played is that Sage is Catalinas teacher, though when it comes to Max hardcore action Sage soon finds herself the learner.
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Release date: 9/22/2004
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005
Studio: Acid Rain
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Starring: Tyce Bune, Jada Fire, Lee Stone, Aria, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Jayna Oso, Chanel Chavez, Makayla Cox, Seth Dickens, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Dan Dapper
Review brief: Another film, another new company to check out Acid Rain look promising from their box covers and trailers, so lets see how the actual films hold up SCENE ONE: JAYNA OSO This scene starts with a nice outdoor tease, then shifts inside with Jaynas outfit mysteriously absent replaced by some awful mismatched underwear, which is a bit of a shame. Teamed up with two guys we run through the standard oral and vaginal before the ass pounding begins. Lots of good ass to mouth and gaping (in one close up you can see some ucky streaks of crap falling out of Jaynas ass). Theres also a fair amount of choking and slapping which may or may not be your thing. Scene highlight comes when Jayna takes a double anal drilling, which lasts for a relatively long time. The scene ends with the standard facial cumshot. There were a lot of things about this scene that I wasnt hugely enamoured of: the girl was only averagely attractive, and the two male performers were obnoxious, but Jaynas cavernous ass wins over this scene.
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Release date: 4/1/2005
Reviewed on: 5/25/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Mark Davis, Steve Taylor [I], Jon Dough, Mark Ashley, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: The lure of Katja Kassin has prompted me to buy my first Jonni Darkko Evil Empire release. The concept is strong Katja Kassin and Lauren Phoenix battle it out (metaphorically anyway) over a number of rounds of sex to determine the winner (as I write this the winner has already been announced online as Katja, as voted for by the viewers). Beyond a great concept however, is there actually any good solid porno action on display here? Seconds out, for Round One ROUND ONE: SOLO OK, so Anal Showdown is broken down into 3 rounds, with Katja and Lauren performing alternately in solo action, girl girl, and boy boy girl. First off is the solo round, as first Katja and then Lauren take it in turns to anally masturbate themselves with glass dildos. Solo girl scenes are fairly rare these days, and with todays crowded gonzo market its easy to see why they just arent hard enough. Granted, seeing beautiful girls playing with buttplugs is fun, but by stacking these two scenes next too each other we have what amounts to 33 minutes of tease.
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Release date: 2/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/3/2005
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: David Perry, Dillion Day, Rita Faltoyano, Mick Blue, Stacy Silver, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Andrea Moranty, Dark Angel, Claudia Rossi, Janet Alfano, Sandra De Marco, Angel Dark, Liliane Tiger, Simone Peach, Janet Peron, Csoky Ice, Ellen Saint
Directed by: Sammy Sixx
Review brief: Goo 4 Two is my first Zero Tolerance purchase, and while Im not sure if cum-swapping is a strong enough theme to build a movie around (isnt cum-swapping pretty much standard among multiple girl scenes?) whats really drawn me to this release is the quality of the girls involved particularly the gorgeous Liliane Tiger; with that cover shot I just had to try it SCENE ONE: RITA FALTOYANA & ELLEN SAINT Two pretty hot girls to start with Ellen Saint looks a little different to the last few times Ive seen her (new hair/make up?), looking even better than normal, though it has to be said that Rita Faltoyanos moles on her body are rather distracting here. Throughout the scene there seems to be a little light tension between Dillon and Rita, from the opening tease sections where she amusingly ignores every direction given to her, to scowls and slaps when she is manoeuvred into position. The scene starts with some fairly long but intense blowjobs, before moving onto standard vaginal sex / pussy to mouth oral for both girls.
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Release date: 7/27/2001
Reviewed on: 4/7/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Sasha, Eva, Nikki Anderson, Daniella Rush, Cassandra Wild
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: The 4th in Christoph Clarks series of European anal extravaganzas takes the form of Hatman playing a journalist visiting Budapest in the company of Cassandra Wild, where Christoph regales him with tales of sex SCENE 1: Nikki Anderson & Ivana The opening scene is a strange one, and from my point of view goes wrong in several places. Any sex scene with Nikki Anderson should be a winner, and it was her presence that finally tipped me into choosing this title, yet Christoph unwisely has her wearing a mask if youve got a beautiful girl why bother to hide her face? In contrast Ivana looks as though she could probably do with a mask while she has HUGE natural breasts she also looks rather rough compared to the normally beautiful Euro Angel girls.
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