Euro Angels Hardball 4: Fuck Fetishes Review

Reviewed by loz cumquest  on  4/7/2005

The 4th in Christoph Clark’s series of European anal extravaganzas takes the form of Hatman playing a journalist visiting Budapest in the company of Cassandra Wild, where Christoph regales him with tales of sex…

SCENE 1: Nikki Anderson & Ivana The opening scene is a strange one, and from my point of view goes wrong in several places. Any sex scene with Nikki Anderson should be a winner, and it was her presence that finally tipped me into choosing this title, yet Christoph unwisely has her wearing a mask – if you’ve got a beautiful girl why bother to hide her face? In contrast Ivana looks as though she could probably do with a mask – while she has HUGE natural breasts she also looks rather rough compared to the normally beautiful Euro Angel girls. The action takes the form of Christoph fucking the blindfolded Nikki – including anal dildoing, fingering and ass gaping with Christoph’s infamous black glove, an anal speculum, and plenty of anal sex – and constantly during this Christoph will run away from Nikki to receive attention from the observing Ivana (the 2 girls have no interaction at all). Throughout the camerawork seems to be very static, and as whenever Christoph is in front of the camera the picture never pans or zooms it appears as though Christoph was the sole camera operator, which makes for a rather bland scene. Christoph’s foot fetish also gets the better of him, and he wastes the cumshot on Nikki’s feet. How can a scene with so much promise deliver so little?
2 out of 5

SCENE 2: CASSANDRA WILD The scene begins with Hatman watching Cassandra on the toilet (though frustratingly we don’t actually get to see her peeing). There then follows a very tame sex scene with Hatman – oral, vaginal fucking then Hatman falls asleep on her without even cuming. The ‘twist’ is that we then go into a dream sequence with Cassandra in full on fetish gear. The tease segment here is bizarre, as an effect has been laid over the film so that the film mirror-images itself, and Cassandra’s head shrinks from a pinhead to a wide-fairground head in a strange fairground mirror style fantasy scene. Very weird, but fun. Following some anal dildoing Cassandra then gets an all too brief anal fucking and gape session before finishing with a facial cumshot (for which she at least taes her mask off). Some hot sex – but compared to the amount of tease its very brief, and when we cut back away from the dream back to Hatman he’s still fast asleep with no sign of finishing off the previous framing fuck session.
3 out of 5

SCENE 3: DANIELLA RUSH Daniella Rush seems to be in the majority of Christoph’s Euro Angel films, but I could never get tired of this beauty. He she visits Christoph in his office, where she lies on his desk for a good extended anal fingering / dildoing session. There’s no sex or cumshot, and again there doesn’t seem to be a separate camera operator beyond Christoph refocusing whenever the action cuts, but in terms of gorgeous girls getting their assholes explores this simple scene outclasses the previous two ambitious misfires.
3 out of 5

SCENE 4: SASHA & CASSANDRA WILD Its gangbang time next, as the scene starts with Sash getting worked over by 3 guys, before Cassandra joins in the action. Highlights include Cassandra fingering Sasha’s asshole, taking an anal speculum, Sash having some anal beads pulled out of her chocolate starfish, lots of ass gaping, double penetration, and cumshot on Cassandra’s ass. I could of done with seeing a bit less of the already used Cassandra, and a bit more of Sasha, but otherwise this is a solid enough anal gangbang.
4 out of 5

SCENE 5: DANIELLA RUSH & EVA Finally Daniella Rush returns, this time masked and in a seat suspended by chains, before Eva anally fingers her n a rerun of Christoph’s earlier office scene. Finally Christoph jumps in to ass fuck Daniella himself before coming in her mouth. It’s a reasonable scene, but Eva seems a little redundant, as she doesn’t do much.
3 out of 5

All in all Euro Angels Hardball 4 is a surprisingly clunky effort from Christoph. I must own about a dozen DVDs with the Euro Angel moniker, and this is easily the least impressive. There is still enough hard anal action for this to be worth a viewing, but there are no real standout scenes that demand rewatching, as with so many other Hardball instalments. In the end, t seems as though with this instalment Christoph was a little over ambitious with the storyline, when at the end of the day all he needed to do was concentrate on fucking the asses of a bunch of European beauties.