Linus's Movie Reviews directed by Rodney Moore (7)
Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 6/8/2005
Studio: Rodnievision
Starring: Rodney Moore, Dulce, Shayna Knight, Samantha St. James
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Blastrovan 3 Directed by: Rodney Moore - Initial Thoughts: How can you not like the idea of a blastrovan, a damned mini van that it's sole purpose is to be driven around by Rodney and used as a portable bedroom for him to expunge some semen on some hot chicks he picks up off the side of the street. Rodney is kind of the king of creative skit porn, and this is the third volume in his mobile edition of mayhem. I like this series and the whole idea behind it, there are not enough sex on the road series out there, especially ones worth watching. Rodney tries to shoot these scenes in this series, without many cuts, to keep the idea of it rolling along as the setup would have you believe, and for the most part that works, the technicals are solid and the pesky lighting which is usually a big issue in car scenes is not too much of a problem. This is a very solid cast, and there is a lot of variety in both the girls and the characters they play, with a hot redhead canadian teen, a pregnant brunette babe, and a stuck up british business woman to name a few.
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Release date: 5/25/2004
Reviewed on: 5/22/2005
Studio: Rodnievision
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Monster Facials.com The Movie Volume 3 Directed by: Rodney Moore - Initial Thoughts: Rodney Moore proclaims himself the "King of Cream", and this series of discs is the video evidence to support his claim. This particular volume is the third in the series, and features about 60 or so short clips of Rodney blasting girls in the face and mouth with his ball snot. The scenes are from a span covering the last decade, and feature a huge variety of girls that have performed with the Rodney Blast maker over that time. Now I cannot honestly sit here and type that I believe without a shadow of a doubt that Rodney is the king of cream or facials, There are guys like Peter North, Jules Jordan, and a few others, that are far more copious and consistent with thier facial redecoration than Rodney. However, the Rodster does come up with some incredibly great goopy suprises of his own, and he isn't exactly out of his mind to make some claim about his gonad capacity.
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 5/22/2005
Studio: Rodnievision
Starring: Rodney Moore, Haley, Lana Cox, Kylie Rachel, Lana Moore, Haley Paige
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Blastrovan 2 Directed by: Rodney Moore - Initial Thoughts: Love him or hate him, you have to give Rodney Moore credit for being a creative guy, he goes out there and finds some interesting things to make a movie about, and just plain does some things that most other people are not doing, whether it is his wild setup and character acted out sex scenes, or this creation, the Blastrovan. The idea here, is Rodney gets in his damned mini van, and strolls around town looking for chicks to pick up and talk into doing things that hopefully lead to him getting to cum on them. It's kind of billed as a reality TV style porn disc, and makes it sound like the girls are just out there and being picked up, and they play to that perfectly, each girl really does play her bit well and Rodney has to work to get them to do thier thing for him, and it's pretty entertaining to see how things unfold in each scenario. It's a great group of girls too, and they back up the skits with some hot sex in the back of a minivan out in public streets, and it makes for a unique and fun style of porn.
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Release date: 10/22/2004
Reviewed on: 5/22/2005
Studio: Rodnievision
Starring: Rodney Moore, Allison Kilgore, Shauna Banks, Brooke Daze, Cherish, Cali Marie
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Goo Girls 16 Directed by: Rodney Moore - Initial Thoughts: Rodney just has a knack for putting out some great structured porn. Maybe I'm more in the minority, but to me it just adds such a great deal to the scene, when there is some background to the sex, it just adds to the fantasy aspect of it, and that is where Rodney shines brightest, and it is one of those things, you either appreciate or you don't. This is the 16th volume of Goo Girls, which is a more facial orientated series from Rodney, but the idea is the same, come up with an interesting and or hot idea for a skit, and get a girl or two to play out the part well, and Rodney does the rest to set things up, and sooner or later, he by some way or how, gets that girl to wrap her lips (upper and lower) around his cock, and it all ends in a gooey mess. This volume features some interesting setups, with cloning, roadside computer monitor sales, and a soon to be wife that puts money above all else to name a few.
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Release date: 8/4/2004
Reviewed on: 4/24/2005
Studio: Rodnievision
Starring: Rodney Moore, Vantasia, Exotic Amy, Cynthia Pendragon, Christie Lee, Brit, Taylor Cross
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Goo Girls 15 - Initial Thoughts I'm not quite sure what it all is that I like, but I just like Rodney's style of being a smut monkey. Goo Girls is a good example why. He just has this kind of normality to him that not too many adult movie personalities try to show. I guess some of it, is that despite the fact everything is setup and he uses hot little porn starlets, he shoots what come off as believable reality situations, some of them are ridiculously stupid and not believable, but thier comical and entertaining and the character situation usually stays present throughout his scenes, which is something I really like to see. This disc is just along those lines, and another good execution of Rodney being Rodney, solid performances, fun setups, and cute girls getting Rodney Blasted both on thier faces and in thier mouths. One area though that I think needs massive improvement, is the extras, this disc has but a 3 and a half minute clip of interview, and nothing else, but despite that, it's a good edition of the series.
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Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 4/24/2005
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Rodney Moore, Page Turner, Ariana Jollee, Shayna Knight, Cynthia Pendragon, Kemmy, Paige Turner, Daphne Rosen, Kerri Kravin
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: We Swallow #7 - Initial Thoughts I really liked "We Swallow 5", so that was enough to make me want to check out another volume in the series, Shayna, Ariana, Daphne and a few other cuties gave me only further reason to pick this one. It's pretty much the same format, and that being Rodney going around getting into some skitted out situations, and ending up with the girl swallowing his load of man milk in some way shape or form. I enjoyed some of the story setups, and again a nice job was done to keep the girls in thier given character for many of the scenes, that's a bit rare these days even in features, so it was nice to see. As a swallowing movie, the creativity helps, but when you have only 6 loads of cum for 8 girls throughout the movie, there just isn't a lot of hoopla to get overly excited about in the swallowing department, but the sex is pretty hot most of the time, and the fantasy of the skits is really worth the price of a view. A pretty good volume in the series.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 4/24/2005
Studio: Rodnievision
Starring: Rodney Moore, Alaura Eden, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Jessica Sweet, Meadow, Antonette, Delilah Strong, Trinity Page
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: We Swallow #5 - Initial Thoughts I always find it a little bit difficult to describe a Rodney Moore video, he's fairly unique in his style, and it comes off like a cross between amatuer and genius. This disc is a good example of that, the style is very much in that of a regular guy rumbling around and finding chicks to fuck, and the sex rolls on much that way, a little awkward and a little out of rhythm, however, that's not really a bad thing, Rodney usually incorporates a plot to set up many of the scenes, and one thing I really like about this disc, is that the setup is stuck with for the duration of the scene, the girls and Rodney stay in the character for the entire scene instead of dropping it as soon as the sex starts like in many movies. The theme of swallowing is well represented, and every load gets downed in some manner of speaking and some of the ways are pretty interesting.
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