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Monster Facials.com 3: The Movie Review

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Monster Facials.com 3: The Movie at Adult DVD Empire

Studio: Rodnievision

Category:  Compilation , Cumshots , Gonzo

Directed by: Rodney Moore

Released on: 5/25/2004

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Reviewed by Linus  on  5/22/2005
Monster Facials.com The Movie Volume 3

Directed by: Rodney Moore

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Initial Thoughts: Rodney Moore proclaims himself the "King of Cream", and this series of discs is the video evidence to support his claim. This particular volume is the third in the series, and features about 60 or so short clips of Rodney blasting girls in the face and mouth with his ball snot. The scenes are from a span covering the last decade, and feature a huge variety of girls that have performed with the Rodney Blast maker over that time. Now I cannot honestly sit here and type that I believe without a shadow of a doubt that Rodney is the king of cream or facials, There are guys like Peter North, Jules Jordan, and a few others, that are far more copious and consistent with thier facial redecoration than Rodney. However, the Rodster does come up with some incredibly great goopy suprises of his own, and he isn't exactly out of his mind to make some claim about his gonad capacity. This is a very good compilation of him doing his thing and there are some great quality dick spit shots onto some of these girls. The scene range in length from 30 or 40 seconds, all the way up to 4 minutes or so, and sometimes it's just a wam bam thank you mam spurt to the face, and sometimes it's some BJ, facial, and cleanup and reaction footage all rolled into one. As cumshot clip movies go, this one ends up being pretty good. Rodney gave us some of his best shots here and it gives him some creditability towards his moniker.

Technical Considerations: Despite the time frame over the course of the clips, and the wide variety of differing films this content was taken from, the technicals are pretty consistent from old Rodney, and outside of some small variances and the noticable change of equipment quality in that time frame, things are pretty solid all the way around. Menu's are simple but are well organized and look fine.

Condom Usage: None

Disc Duration: 140 minutes

Feature: 127 minutes

Extras: 13 minutes

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Scene Breakdown

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All girls are with Rodney Moore and are facial cumshots unless noted.

Scene 1: Mia, Zarina, Monique and Nova

Scene 2: Robin Wood

Scene 3: Holly Landes

Scene 4: Kara Nile

Scene 5: Kaylynn and Alana Evans

Scene 6: Brueklin

Scene 7: Bobbi Bliss

Scene 8: Syren Smiles

Scene 9: Greta Carlson

Scene 10: Delfin

Scene 11: Poppi

Scene 12: Crystal Jones

Scene 13: Renee

Scene 14: Bianca Trump

Scene 15: Tangerine

Scene 16: Teddi Austin (tit and facial shot)

Scene 17: Hillary Van Wettering

Scene 18: Kayla

Scene 19: Daneene

Scene 20: Nadia Nyce (he cums on some pudding and she eats it)

Scene 21: Heather Travis

Scene 22: Kelli Cage

Scene 23: Lexi

Scene 24: Dita

Scene 25: KC

Scene 26: Bridget the Midget Powerz (she can blow him standing up)

Scene 27: Samantha

Scene 28: Mirage (Briana Banks before the implants)

Scene 29: Allison Kilgore

Scene 30: Pebbles

Scene 31: Riana Starr

Scene 32: Penny

Scene 33: Eva St. Claire

Scene 34: Cherry Miyata

Scene 35: Catherine Kelly

Scene 36: Lena Ramon and Monique

Scene 37: Piper

Scene 38: Tigra

Scene 39: Quianna

Scene 40: Dorian Grant

Scene 41: Teddi Barrett

Scene 42: Cheyenne Silver(as Wildcat)

Scene 43: Khira and Monique

Scene 44: Ariele

Scene 45: Hairy Raquel

Scene 46: Ericka Cole

Scene 47: Alana Evans and Phylisha Anne

Scene 48: Regan Starr

Scene 49: Candy Snow

Scene 50: Vanessa Lopez

Scene 51: Tyra Olsen

Scene 52: Lois Alley

Scene 53: Jasmine Jade(Rodney cums on a plate and she licks it up)

Scene 54: Sierra

Scene 55: Tawny Lyons

Scene 56: Jade Marcella (Rodney and a friend cum on her face)

Scene 57: Sandy

Scene 58: Ashley Shye

Scene 59: Melissa

Scene 60: Queeny

Extra Stuff

Monster Slo Mo: The pop shots in slow motion with some stylized entrances.

Slideshow: A pic from each facial scene. 65 pics.

Final Thoughts and Recommendations:

This really is one of the best cumshot clip discs I have seen, Rodney decorates these babes pretty well. The girls are not all A list super babes or anything, but there are some real hotties in there on occasion and a few big names too. Mirage and Cheyenne were special suprises for me. Rodney definately puts up a good show here and if your a Rodney fan or a cumshot fan, this is probably gonna be a much desired disc for your collection. There is not a great deal of extras, and if your looking for the major market babes, you may be a little dissappointed. Cumshot clip discs are not for everyone here and this is all well old content, but if it's your bag, I don't think you will be dissappointed with a purchase. If you have questions or comments about this review, please contact me at Linustr@Yahoo.com. Thanks for reading.



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