Rodney's Blastrovan 3 Review

Directed by: Rodney Moore

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Initial Thoughts: How can you not like the idea of a blastrovan, a damned mini van that it's sole purpose is to be driven around by Rodney and used as a portable bedroom for him to expunge some semen on some hot chicks he picks up off the side of the street. Rodney is kind of the king of creative skit porn, and this is the third volume in his mobile edition of mayhem. I like this series and the whole idea behind it, there are not enough sex on the road series out there, especially ones worth watching. Rodney tries to shoot these scenes in this series, without many cuts, to keep the idea of it rolling along as the setup would have you believe, and for the most part that works, the technicals are solid and the pesky lighting which is usually a big issue in car scenes is not too much of a problem. This is a very solid cast, and there is a lot of variety in both the girls and the characters they play, with a hot redhead canadian teen, a pregnant brunette babe, and a stuck up british business woman to name a few. Overall another very well done Rodney disc, with good character rolls and solid sex ending with big facials. The complete lack of extras is again a major bummer for the disc as a whole, but the nearing 3 hour feature length does go some way to combat that.

Technical Considerations: Pretty solid technicals, camera work is just fine, lighting has it's usual niggles from time to time, but is quite good considering he has to deal with natural light in a car. Picture quality and sound are both more than acceptable, and the menus are straight forward, plain and to the point.

Condom Usage: None

Disc Duration: 168 minutes

Feature: 168 minutes

Extras: NA

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Scene Breakdown

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Scene 1: Shayna Knight and Rodney Moore

Duration: 29:22 mins

Position Chronology: Roadside chat, she washes his van in a booth, in the blastrovan, she plays with her pussy, he licks her muff, she rubs her pussy, she blows him, cowgirl vag, she diddles herself, missionary vag, reverse cowgirl vag, spoon vag, doggy vag, PTM, face fucking, cowgirl vag, she get's dressed, she strokes him, he blasts nut sauce on her face, she chats and goes back to her carwash post with cum on her face.

Scene Thoughts: Rodney could never turn down charity, especially a charity car wash for homeless strippers thrown out by thier boyfriends. Shayna is in need and Rodney is there to help, she washes his van and gives us a couple cute teaser looks. I think Shayna is great in these rolls, and I also think she is a very underrated performer, she is always cute and perky, and here is no exception. After the car wash Rodney asks her if she would be interested in contributing to a charity of his, for guys who haven't had sex in a while, and she agrees in a snap and gets her cute little ass in the van and teases old Rod before he gets down to it. Rodney likes to shoot most of these scenes with as few a cuts as possible, none if it is doable, so on occasion that creates a few slowdowns, but in this scene, things hum along pretty well and it's a hot little scene, nice energy and some good chemistry, Shayna is more than willing to get the both of them off, and she does her thing quite well with her cowgirl riding and oral work some highlights. Nice sloppy gonad blast on her pretty face and she wears it back to work. Hot start.

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Scene 2: Elizabeth and Rodney Moore

Duration: 36:20 mins

Position Chronology: Walking down the street, smoking, 100$ to try on stockings, putting on stockings, shoes, ass shot, posing, strutting around, whip play, he whips her ass lightly for another 100$. vibrator play, she uses it on her clit and pussy, stripping, missionary vag, cowgirl vag, reverse cowgirl vag, reverse cowgirl vag out of POV, doggy vag, PTM, BJ, he strokes off on her mouth and face. another 100$, she lights up a cig and continues on her way with cum on her face.

Scene Thoughts: Cute brunette Brit Elizabeth is on her break and taking a little walk when Rodney pulls up with another ploy to test products with this cutie, he gets her to try on some stockings and shoes and eventually gets her in the van and steps it up with a vibrator and whip, before finally sliding his hard dick inside her wetted up pussy. I have seen quite a few Rodney movies over the years, and to my memory, this is one of the highest paid girls in a scene, usually the bit involves 20$ or maybe a 100$ total, but she gets her little hands on 3 crisp hundreds as they move along, and she earns her money. I like her accent and her aprehension here, and it's a pretty hot scene, energy builds as the scene goes and the chemistry is decent enough to make it all come together nicely, Elizabeth is entertaining to watch her enjoy the sex, but yet keep up the act and try to get as much dough out of Rodney as she can. Another stellar face splattering and another good scene.

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Scene 3: Dulce and Rodney Moore

Duration: 34:00 mins

Position Chronology: Dulce very pregnant, Rodney pulls up next to her on the street, chat and setup, she flashes him, she gets in the van, he rubs her belly and fondles her breasts, he sucks her nipples, she lactates, he sucks up the milk, she strokes him, she blows him, he strips her, he fingers her pussy and rubs her asshole, he eats her pussy, missionary vag, spoon vag, reverse cowgirl vag, cowgirl vag, doggy vag, she dresses, he blows ball batter all over her face. she goes back to her walk with cum on her face. She cleans up.

Scene Thoughts: Rodney pulls up to a very pregnant Dulce, she says 8 and a half months, and I believe it, she is ready to pop. She looks great despite the added girth, and Rodney thinks likewise, he has another late night show scam going here, and he wants to buy her bra from her for a stunt, and he gets her to nod yes for 60$, he gets her in the van to rub her breasts and tummy for another 20, and she is equal instigator from that point on, as he whips his cock out, she asks to taste it, since he got to suck on her lactating nipples, it's only fair. I have not seen all that many pregnant girl scenes, and especially not ones with the woman this pregnant, but I do have to admitt there is something kind of sexy about a woman going this far sexually on film with a baby imminent. She puts in some hot energy too and is pretty flexible moving around in that van to take Rodney's cock just a little deeper, a hot scene with some decent chemistry and a good flow once again. Another high quality facial and then Rodney has her buy a washcloth to clean up her face, for 60$ yet. Damned Rodney, cut the poor woman some slack. Good scene.

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Scene 4: Samantha St. James and Rodney Moore

Duration: 21:54 mins

Position Chronology: In a parking lot, Rodney approaches her, setup, in the van, she strips, she puts on a hooker outfit, posing, back in the van, she talks dirty, he strokes his cock, he rubs his dick on her leg, she pops out her tits, she blows him, ball licking, he jerks off on her face and mouth. she cleans up.

Scene Thoughts: I rather liked this scene, I just wish this one would have went a little farther, as it ends up just being a nice blowjob scene. Samantha is a nice thick woman with big breasts, and a little older look, and she looks and plays the part perfectly of a stuck up rich bitch business woman type. Rodney approaches her in a parking lot as she looks for the keys to her Mercedes convertible, he uses the ploy of another late night TV show using the "hooker for a day" concept, and he gets her to get in a hooker outfit for 200$, but she is reluctant and snotty the entire time, after the photos are taken, Rodney springs the old "talk dirty till I cum" trap, and she is appauled, but eventually tries it before just going in for a lengthy session of sucking off his hog. She kind of keeps the character in sight through the BJ but does a nice job and it's always hot to see a snobby bitch type end up getting splattered with ball snot all over her face after submitting to sucking off a cock. I wish it would have had some sex, but it was a solid BJ scene.

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Scene 5: Emily Vanilly (Davinci) and Rodney Moore

Duration: 45:34 mins

Position Chronology: Walking down the street, proposal sells her bra for $40, $40 for her panties, she strips both of them off on a busy street, in the van, $40 for her dress, she strips in the van, she puts on a red dress, she shows off her pussy and tits, she pulls out his cock and strokes him, she blows him, a break to rub her muff, Rodney eats her, missionary vag, back to his apartment, he eats her, she rubs her clit, missionary vag, sideways vag, spoon vag, sideways to doggy vag, doggy vag, BJ, he fingers her ass, reverse cowgirl anal on Rodneys spring seat, standing doggy anal, reverse cowgirl anal, Rodney blasts her face with sperm. Posing.

Scene Thoughts: And this is the story of what one hot little canadian redhead would do to be a star on an American TV show. Emily is just a cute little doll, and man that tight little ass of her's. She is just walking down the street, enjoying her trip to the US, and Rodney pulls up the Blastrovan for one last tang run, and comes up with the "crazy things girl do for money" routine which is becoming a staple of this series, and Emily is eager to get on the show, which of course she has no idea does not really exist, becuase she is from Quebec and doesn't watch american TV, so she thinks she can get her way onto the show and will do what it takes, she sells off all her clothes and doesn't bat an eye to suck, stroke and fuck Rodney's cock to get her break, she gets it up the ass back at his place and just goes about it to get her shot. She is sort of "well Ok" business like with the scene, but that is just staying in character, and she is very cute about it, the anal sex is pretty hot, with Rodneys toilet seat on springs making an appearance, chemistry is decent, I do wish they would have finished in the van though, but it's alright. A fantastic face covering testicle shot to end it and plenty of post cum chat. Great end to another solid flick.

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Extra Stuff

Other Extras: Nada, Zilch, Zero.

Final Thoughts and Recommendations:

This title being a Rodnievision Platinum release, I had high hopes thinking it would be something above and beyond. It was another great Rodney feature, but I fail to see where the platinum comes in. The girls were all great in this volume, and the skits were well done, I think the TV show on latenight bit is becoming a little over used, and maybe a few fresh script ideas need to be implimented, but the execution of them more than made up for the repetition. The only real fault I have with these discs, and it is one that is both mind boggling and a bit unforgivable, is the near or complete lack of extras. Nearly every major studio has begun putting out extras in adult DVDs, some, like PXP and Evil Angel put out unbelievable ones, so it amazes me that Rodney has not done a lot more with that aspect, especially since he is one of the more creative guys out there. Despite the lack of extras, if your into auto sex, this is a must get, or if you just enjoy simple but fun setups well played out in your porn. With the 3 hour runtime it is well worth a purchase, but good rental if your not into the genre. If you have questions or comments about this review, please contact me at Linustr@Yahoo.com. Thanks for reading.