joeblow69's Movie Reviews directed by Michael Zen (4)
Release date: 8/9/2001
Reviewed on: 10/17/2001
Studio: Tribal Pulse
Starring: Peter Wilder, Chaz Carlton, Vince Bandero, Sunny Markham, Talvin Demachio, Jason Branch, Tony Acosta, Tommy Saxx, Kyle Bradford
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director:Michael Zen Cast: Kyle Branford, Peter Wilder, Sonny Markham, Jason Branch, Talvin De Machio, Tony Acosta, Chaz Carlton Story:Kyle Branford stars as a bouncer who gets tangled up in the underground world of hard core sex-wrestling. This is the guy that was supposed to have made it with Tom Cruise (though, I doubt it Tom could have done way better.) Scene One Kyle starts things off by making out with the love of his life, Tommy Sax. Tommys a cute twinkie, and doesnt seem to have the problem with razor burn on his ass like he did the last time I saw him. Kyle sucks him a bit, fingers him, then shoves his meat right up that little shaved ass. Its a fairly short scene, and Kyle works up a sweat really fast. Tommy blows a really messy load all over his stomach, and Kyles cumshot is weak by comparison. Scene Two Kyle breaks up a fight in his bar, and is spotted by a sleazy wrestling manager (Peter Wilder).
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Release date: 6/12/2001
Reviewed on: 9/28/2001
Studio: All Worlds Video
Starring: Logan Reed, Blake Harper, Michael Brandon, Jason Branch, Tony Acosta, Ethan Richards, Robert Kirk, Nick Young
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Director: Michael Zen Cast: Blake Harper, Jason Branch, Michael Brandon, Tony Acosta, Logan Reed, Ethan Richards, Rob Kirk, Nick Young Story: Blake Harper falls head over heals in lust with a painting of Jason Branch. Scene One Blakes boyfriend has had it with Blakes obsession with the painting, and gives him a phone-call-brush off. Blakes ex wastes no time moving on, and gets busy with his Latino gardener. Sure, the Latinos good looking, but hes damaged goods. (Hes got what looks like a few large bruises on his lower body maybe theyre birthmarks?) Anyway, today is his lucky day, cause Blakes ex is HUGE This is some serious meat people. Man, if I had a dick that big, Id be slapping it against peoples faces too! The Latino (I wish I knew his name!) takes every inch of it up his ass too! Yikes! They flip flop a little bit, but most of the time Mr. Hung is shoving his monster cock firmly up his buddys hole. They even hit a position that Ive never seen before. All in all, its a pretty good scene.
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Release date: 5/1/2001
Reviewed on: 5/29/2001
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Seth Black, Scott Davis, Paul Carrigan, Johnny Thrust, James Perry, Doug Jeffries, Zach Richards, David Pierre, Brian Anger, Tiffany Twat
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: As a rule, I generally ignore Vivid releases. After all the Vivid compilations Ive seen in my day, Ive come to the realization that they generally dont have much that Im interested in. Sure, every now and then theyll have a good scene, but that seems to be the exception to the rule. That being said, it looks like Vivid found out what it would take to get me to buy another Vivid flick. Jockstraps! How could I pass up a movie called Jockstrap? Not only that, but one of the special features promised on the back of the DVD is called VR Technology experience the Virtual Reality World. That sure sounds cool! So I was actually pretty excited to get my grubby little hands of this flick. Disappointment #1: There is only 1 jockstrap in this movie! Disappointment #2: There are no football uniforms in this movie! The guys may be wearing football pants on the cover, but they sure arent wearing anything like that in the movie! Disappointment #3: There is no lockerroom scene! All the sex happens outdoors.
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Release date: 4/20/2001
Reviewed on: 5/15/2001
Studio: Odyssey
Starring: Chloe, T.J. Hart, Lauren Montgomery, Ken Ryker, Rick Chase, Jon Eric, T.J. Cummings, Sky Lopez
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Whoa whats this? A Bi-movie with an attractive cast??? Have I just stepped into the Twilight Zone or something? Sure, its been a long time since Ive seen a bi movie, but they cant have changed this much, can they? Last I remember, bi movies were filled with used-up has-beens who looked like they already had one foot in the grave. But Ken Ryker? And Jon Eric? And the women are sexy too? What has this world come to? Mass Appeal starts with the star of the show, Ken Ryker, hitchhiking along a deserted road. A stretch limo pulls up, and Jon Eric and Sky offer to give him a ride. This is an all oral scene, and it is rather short, but its a good indicator of whats to come. I even caught a few glimpses of Ken sucking Jons cock! I didnt know Ken sucked dick! Sky is sporting a shaved beaver, but it isnt really the focus of this scene (whew!) The camera seems to center on Kens enormous cock. Man, what a beauty! Sky and Jon take Ken back to their place, a sprawling white mansion, complete with backyard swimming pool.
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