Jock Strap (Vivid) Review

Reviewed by joeblow69  on  5/29/2001

As a rule, I generally ignore Vivid releases. After all the Vivid compilations I’ve seen in my day, I’ve come to the realization that they generally don’t have much that I’m interested in. Sure, every now and then they’ll have a good scene, but that seems to be the exception to the rule.

That being said, it looks like Vivid found out what it would take to get me to buy another Vivid flick. Jockstraps! How could I pass up a movie called Jockstrap? Not only that, but one of the special features promised on the back of the DVD is called “VR Technology… experience the Virtual Reality World”. That sure sounds cool! So I was actually pretty excited to get my grubby little hands of this flick.

Disappointment #1: There is only 1 jockstrap in this movie!
Disappointment #2: There are no football uniforms in this movie! The guys may be wearing football pants on the cover, but they sure aren’t wearing anything like that in the movie!
Disappointment #3: There is no lockerroom scene! All the sex happens outdoors. How can you have a football movie without a lockerroom scene??
Disappointment #4: The VR Technology is really just a fancy 3d menu system. It looks cool, but it’s a pain in the ass to navigate.

Well, obviously, Jockstrap wasn’t what I was expecting. But, it’s not too terrible; so let’s get to the play by play! Coach Doug Jeffries is driving a van full of second-string football players to the big game, when all of a sudden … KA BOOM!! the van breaks down. Since the guys are now stranded out in the woods, they decide to practice their moves a bit. A few footballs get lost, and Johnny Thrust and Zach Richards split up to try and find them.

Johnny stumbles across sexy speedo clad sunbather, David Pierce. David’s got a great ass, and there’s lots of close-ups of Johnny playing with it. Johnny is a little scrawny for my tastes, but he has a nice long cock, and that’s all that really matters, right? They fool around for a bit before hunky QB Scott Davis shows up to join the fun. If there’s a bright spot at all in this movie, it’s Scott! What a babe! He kind of reminds me of a slightly thinner version of Blade Thompson. He sure has a nice thick cock, too! Scott and Johnny each get a shot plugging away at David’s ass before they both spew nice healthy loads all over David’s chest. It’s not a bad scene, with the highlight being Scott slamming his big boner into David’s little hole.

Meanwhile, back at the van, coach is left all alone to fantasize about his assistant, James Perry. James is a good-looking, muscular guy, and Doug is always energetic, so I had high hopes for this scene. They do the standard blowjob routine, then Doug spends a lot of time sticking his tongue and fingers up Herc’s ass. Once the fucking begins, poor Herc has to hold on to a tree for dear life, as Doug really slams into him! James is even able to maintain a hardon while getting fucked! (At least for a little bit…)

Poor Zach is still out in the woods looking for the footballs, when he gets “kidnapped” by survivalists Paul Carrigan and Brian Anger. Finally, we get to a scene with a jockstrap! Little Zach keeps his jock on the whole time the guys work him over, but to be honest, this scene didn’t do anything for me. It looks like they did their best to make Paul and Brian look like a couple of country bumpkins, and in the process, made them completely unattractive. Both get a turn fucking Zach, but there’s no heat… all you really have here is a twinkie in a jock, and that’s just plain not enough for me.

Somehow, they rest of the team rescues Zach, and Scott and Zach sneak off to get some time alone. It’s great to see Scott in action again, and they seem to focus a lot more on his awesome cock then they did in his previous scene. Zach drools all over Scott’s cock and balls, and slowly runs his finger across Scott’s crack. Scott has an adorable little furry hole, and it’s about damn time we got a good look at it! Before you know it, Scott is shoving his big dick up Zach’s ass. Unfortunately, the action is very pedestrian, and Zach has some major Mr. Softy problems while he’s getting boned. Scott shoots off another fine cumshot, though. Strangely, Zach doesn’t cum in this scene.

I have to say, this is one of the goofiest titles I’ve seen in ages. Obviously, the editor was having a field day with this one. Some of the scene transitions were just plain silly… I especially liked the big KA BOOM! graphics that were supposed to signify the van dying. Don’t forget to freeze frame on the newspaper that shows the results of the game at the end of the movie. It’s hilarious!

The whole “VR” thing is a bit of a sham, though. You have to use your remote control arrow keys to navigate around a completely static club to get to different features. (You can just press the “menu” button to bypass this crap, and I suspect most people will.) I think the money spent on this fancy menu could have been better spent hiring betting looking actors! My guess is you will see this goofy interface on a bunch of Vivid titles (but I sure hope not!) They threw on a bunch of extras, the best of which are 6 previews for other Vivid pictures. I have to wonder, though… did they really need to include a preview for Jockstrap? Seems kind of silly to me.

If you wander around the club some more, you’ll find there’s 12 “bonus” scenes included on this DVD. That’s right, Jockstrap also doubles as a compilation! Except, most of the bonus scenes are cut short. If you want to see the entire scene, I guess you would have to buy the movie (of course that’s a little tough to do, since they didn’t tell us what movies these clips are from!) Most of the scenes are crap, but 2 caught my attention. One had my favorite furry stud, Eduardo, getting fucked. Man, I love Eduardo, and he needs to get fucked more often! The other good scene starred two hunky mechanics getting busy in a garage. It’s just an oral scene, though. I should mention, I had already seen two of the crapier bonus scenes on Vivid VHS compilations I bought a few years back. (I don’t want to sound bitchy, but Vivid, can you please stop recycling old, stinky material??) The video quality of the feature is pretty good, but looks rather grainy in the bonus materials.

I could forgive Jockstrap for its deceptive cover if it had a lot of hot sex in it. Sure, there are a few nice spots, but the majority of this flick is dullsville. On a positive note, it did introduce me to the hunkalicious Scott Davis, and I will definitely keep an eye out for him in the future. Jockstrap may be worth a rental, but only for die-hard Scott Davis fans.

Running time: 70 minutes + 12 “bonus” scenes around 3-6 minutes each

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