Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews directed by Chi Chi LaRue (9)
Release date: 1/23/2006
Reviewed on: 5/29/2008
Studio: Mustang Ranch
Starring: Damien, Mike Dixon, Vince Rockland, Aaron Austin, Joey Morgan, Rick Lawrence, Reed Bronson
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: An early work of Chi Chi LaRue for Falcon's Mustang. A shaky plot with an anti-climactic finale. Interesting for an early appearance of porn legend Vince Rockland where he bottomed. (Star status soon stopped that.)
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Release date: 6/3/2003
Reviewed on: 7/23/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tom Katt, Wes Daniels, Steve Regis, Rick Bolton
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Its 1967 and Rick Bolton is in bed sucking on Johnny Rahms unique dick. Rick is a handsome young man, a true bi-sexualas Chi Chi LaRue tells us in her commentary that accompanies the filmwho enjoys sex equally with either gender. He certainly does a good job of sucking Johnnys distinctive dick and taking it up the ass. And thats not an easy task. Johnny Rahm is one of my favorite performers from the last decade. (He justly won an award for his performance in this film.) In an interview of the time Johnny described himself as goofy. It is an unjust description. He always raised my lust level and fueled many of my fantasies. He was slender with a long (looooong) slightly twisted cock, and handled dialogue as well as he handled dick. Rick has long sideburns for this part of the film, making him resemble Elvis Presley. (If you ever wanted to see Elvis with a dick up his ass, this is the closet you are likely to come.) Peace signs on the wall, and one of those hideous lava lights remind us its the 60s.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Joe Foster, Filippo Romano, Luca Ferretti, Leonardo Ricci, Marco Sisto, Eddie Stone, Alberto Ventura
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Rome is one of my favorite cities and I have been there many times, but nothing as exciting happened to me as happens to tourist Eddie Stone in Chi Chi LaRues WHEN IN ROME. The plot is credited to Chris Steel, but he has lifted the idea from an earlier film that Ive seen. So the plot held no surprises. But the sex is something else, and Chi Chi is at her best in this one. The film stars the incomparable Eddie Stone. Absolute perfection from the top of his raven hair to the tips of his suckable toes, Eddie Stone is a walking wet dream. My god, but he is gorgeous! One of the handsomest men in porn, he is a consummate cocksuckerdeep-throating some big ones, a voracious rimmer, andalthough he is a versatile sexualistis the most beautiful bottom ever to appear on film. If this were ancient Rome, Eddie would be the second most powerful man in the empirethe emperors favorite. On his first day in this city of seven hills, Eddie is mugged. His money, passport, everything is all gone.
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Release date: 2/21/2003
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Starring: Rex Ruben, Michael Brandon, Andy Hunter, Ryan Chandler, Colton Ford
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: You would think that with a cast like this and a directorix like Chi Chi at the helm this would be one hell of a film, right? Wrong! There are some beautiful studs here, such as the hunky Australian Joey Caruso; and some big cocks like Spike, Colton Ford, and Michael Brandon. But its just fuck-for-the money, folks. I suppose when one cranks out as many films as Chi Chi some of them have to be clinkers. This one goes Clunk! It starts with Spike and his lover Ryan Chandler sitting at an outdoor café. The waiter is having to wait as Ryan goes under the table to suck on Spikes spike. They soon move indoors and thats where the trouble begins. The problem is with a ceiling fan that plays holy hell with the lights on the white tablecloths. Its an inadvertent strobe effect guaranteed to bring on epileptic seizures. An orgy develops as other customers, the waiter, and finally the cook join in. And so for 40 minutes we watch these hunks having lethargic sex as the ceiling fan whirls about driving the viewer nuts.
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Release date: 9/11/2003
Reviewed on: 11/29/2003
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: No, its not supposed to be A MANS TALE. And its not supposed to refer to getting a piece of mans tailwell, not entirely. In this charming fantasy from Chi Chi LaRue, Anthony Shawthat handsome, feral, longhaired, blond who is a voracious bottomis a merman. Not Ethel Merman, the kind of merman who has the torso of a man and the tail of a fish. Ah, yes, this fairy tale is indeed a fairy tale. In a prologuewhich in fact is really an epilogueAlex LeMonde that mouth-watering Canadien stares at the sea bemoaning his lost love whom he last saw disappearing into that vast expanse of water with a strange being. Alex speaks of his regrets at his shameful treatment of his lover Joe and his own infidelities. Now, in this cautionary tale, Alex warns us If you mistreat your boyfriend he [the merman] may show up and take him away from you.forever. We jump back to the time when Alex and Joe were together. The camera shows us a photo of the lovers on a bedside table and then pans over to show them together in bed. Joe is sleeping, but Alex is awake. He begins taking care of his morning stiffy.
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Release date: 1/28/2003
Reviewed on: 3/2/2003
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Kyle Kennedy, Jason Hawke, Julian Pierce
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: I am told that in the old days, writers would say to the studio heads, What do you want? A musical? Or something with a plot? I guess the same can be applied now to porn with a slight variation: What do you want hot sex, or something with a plot? Of course its always nice to have both, but give me a good tune, or some great sex. In STRICTLY YOUNG Chi Chi LaRue dispenses with plot, but gives us some truly great sex. A group of giggling twinks is sitting around to introduce the scenes with only one or two set-up lines. Its the most clichéd of all porn gimmicks, but you wont care. The first of these younguns to get it on are blond Trey Alimore and the present love-of-my-life Trent Austin (who also has performed using the name Diabut whats in a name?) This twink has an adorable smile and always seems so fucking happy. (That can also read so happy fucking.) They suck one another before Trey gets to eat and bang that cute butt. Trey then sits on Trents stiffy. These guys are just having so much fun that you will, too. Next up (literally) we have Jason Hawke and Fitch Abel.
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Release date: 5/29/2002
Reviewed on: 11/30/2002
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Tanner Reeves, Thomas Bond, Mark Slade, Ethan Richards, Kyle Kennedy, Robert Kirk, Chad Hunt, Danny Lopez, Ryan Zane, Dante Foxx
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: If you want to see how gay porn has changed in the last 30 years pick up a copy of THE BACK ROW that contains Jerry Douglas original of 1972 and Chi Chi LaRues of 2002. Its not just that one is bareback the other uses condoms, the whole focus has changed. Douglas was making a story film with sex; LaRue was making a sex film with a story. The plot of both is as follows: A gay man wanders into one of the numerous porn theatres in NYC. Behind him a man and a sailor have sex. Afterward the civilian offers the gay man a popper; he refuses and leaves the theatre. Entering the Port Authority Bus Terminal, he spies a handsome young cowboy just in from Montana. They exchanged hot glances and the cowboy follows the man onto the subway to the Christopher Street/Sheridan Square stop. Our hero is stringing the cowboy along like an expert fisherman who has hooked a big one and is enjoying the contest. He goes into a porn emporium and examines some of the things on display. When he picks up a penis pump, the cowboy imagines him naked and using it.
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Release date: 9/16/2002
Reviewed on: 10/13/2002
Studio: Rascal Video
Starring: Hans Ebson, Robert Kirk, Chad Hunt, Danny Chance, Michaelangelo, Risi, Matt Summers, Marco Paris, Brett Collins, Victor Rios, Rick Hollander
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: High school student Matt Summers loves to suck dick; and, knowing the janitor Chad Hunt has the biggest one around, arranges to meet Chad in the Mens Room. When Matt arrives, Chad is already naked and waiting. Now even soft Chad has a bigand I mean BIGcock. Getting down on his knees, Matt starts on just the head and then goes farther and farther down untilMY GOD, HES DEEP-THROATED THE WHOLE THING! I hadnt seen anything like that since watching Cleo, my pet Boa Constrictor, swallow a rat. Chad grabs Matts head and makes him continue to swallow it all. When Chad asks to see Matts butt, he drops his pants to reveal a cute hairy bum that just begs to be fucked. Chad rubs his huge cock on the butt, but doesnt do more because this is a lesson in fellatio. So, Matt returns to deep-throating the monster. This time he sits on the toilet seat and Chad stands to face-fuck him all the way to the pubes. I swear you can see Chads enormous cock moving in Matts throat! Matts own huge cock is stiffly plastered to his stomach through it all. Finally, Chad can hold off no longer and cums.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 10/12/2002
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Paul Carrigan, Doug Jeffries, Sam Crockett, Chris Steele, Haus Weston, Patrick Allen, Jeremy Tucker, Eric Scott, Shane Bailey, Kyle Kennedy, Shane Rockford
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Park Ranger Chris Steele not only has a big prickhe is one. We first see him bawling out two subordinates, Haus Weston and Sam Crockett for smoking in the woods. He then proceeds to harass three campers, Doug Jeffries, Jeremy Tucker, and Shane Bailey. He turns off their boom box; berates Jeremy for pissing in the open (Chris then goes and does the same thing himself); and finding the three jerking off to girlie magazines, calls them perverts and orders one of them to suck his cock. Shane rushes unhesitatingly to do so. Whether this is because Chi Chi told him to or because hes coming out of the closet is hard to tell. I think possibly the latter because the other two exchange something like a who-would-have-thunk-it glance. Shane is certainly not a novice. Chris then gets the others in on the action by going down on each in turn. Chris says it is getting dark (which is obviously news to the lighting man) so they move indoors to continue the action. Shane then sits on Chris face. Jeremy fucks Shane as Doug fucks Jeremy. Jeremy then sits on Chris cock.
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