Goldmember's Movie Reviews directed by Jules Jordan (15)
Release date: 10/25/2022
Reviewed on: 11/9/2022
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jules Jordan, Angela White, Autumn Falls, Lily Starfire
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Jules delivers three pairs of natural breasts worthy of worship. However, what makes this disc a winner is undeniably the two standout scenes with the legendary Angela White. As mythical as her tits are, oddly, her two scenarios don''t really fit the series and I feel like they would have been better suited to be rounded out with two more Angela scenes to make it a showcase. All that being said, make no mistake this is premium porn.
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Release date: 10/17/2022
Reviewed on: 11/3/2022
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Dredd, Jack Blaque, Isiah Maxwell, Rob Piper, Jax Slayher, Mazee the Goat, Charly Summer
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Newcomer Charly Summer surprises and delights in this all anal all IR showcase.
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Release date: 10/5/2021
Reviewed on: 9/7/2022
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jules Jordan, Angela White, Jada Stevens, Adriana Chechik, Chris Diamond, Katalina Kyle
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Anal themed gonzo porn at its best starring three porn legends and a stunning up and cummer.
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Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 8/10/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, John Strong, Erik Everhard, Catalina, Jessica Darlin, Mark Wood, Gauge, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Taylor Rain, Bella-Marie Wolf
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Weapons Of Ass Destruction 2 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression To be fair 2on1s, 3on1s, and DPs have never been amongst my favorite things. However Jules Jordan flicks, high quality production values, hot ladies in hot outfits, and anal sex have been some of my favorite things for some time now. So what can I tell you that you don't already know about Jules Jordan and Weapon's of Ass Destruction 2 that any gonzo fan should have already guessed. How about this your expectations are probably right on the money. Scene 1 Gauge Jules gives his viewers a little perspective on just how small Gauge really is when he has her enter the scene by climbing out of a suitecase. Gauge looks absolutely fantastic in this scene thanks in no small part to JJ's costume choice. She is wearing one of my all time favorite outfits, the same stunning arrangement of under garments that Shyla wore in "Ass Worship 2". Anyway, moving on I'm not a huge fan of scenes where the guys outnumber the ladies in general, but Jules usually manages to make them enjoyable scenes even for my tastes.
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Release date: 6/18/2003
Reviewed on: 7/1/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Austin, Friday, Ayana Angel, Austin O'Riley, Olivia O'Lovely, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Ass Worship 4 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression Another solid edition to one of the strongest gonzo series around. AW4 is really about the ass this time around, big plump round asses. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed the casting and I appreciate a nice healthy sized rump as much as the next guy, but if your measuring by the square inch there is more ass to worship here than in the previous three discs. None of these women are fat, nor would I choose to describe their asses as fat. I have seen fat asses and that is not what these women but rather they have wonderfully fit "P" "H" phat asses. Personally I like to think of myself as an equal opportunity ass worshiper. I love all different sizes and shapes. My point is that the first three had better variety. However if your thing is big butts then this film should drive you nuts! Scene 1 Olivia O'Lovely This was my first chance to see O'Lovely in action. She kind of reminds me of a much much more voluptuous Maria Conchita Alonso. Anyway I liked her look.
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Release date: 1/30/2003
Reviewed on: 4/27/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Natasha, Jules Jordan, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Sabrine Maui, Brian Pumper, Krystal Steal, Travis Knight, Amee Donavan, Dawn Ivy
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Flesh Hunter 4 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression Like the rest of the gonzo viewing public I had high hopes for the latest installment in the Flesh Hunter series. I was confident this one was going to live up to expectations after seeing aybesea bestow a perfect rating on this one. I am glad to report Jules does not disappoint with number four. Scene 1 Natasha Fricken loved this opening scene! I'm sure this girl has worked before, but what a great find . Jules has her tease us for a while first as he follows her around the L.A. Subway. Natasha indulges Jules with some public nudity. What can I tell you I found this girl so god dam cute, with a super fine all natural curvy figure. She has this great mix of innocents with her braces and infectious smile & nastiness with her pierced nipples, navel, and pussy. You know what I mean one of those bubbly personalities that once you scratch the surface you can tell she is a total minx in the bedroom. Anyway after some nice tease footage we get down to business indoors.
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Release date: 10/18/2002
Reviewed on: 12/30/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Jay Ashley, Belladonna, Lee Stone, Gauge, McKayla Matthews, Brett Rockman, Malorie Marx, Stacy Carpenter
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Weapons of Ass Destruction Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression First of all I should point out that this is the first time I have reviewed the Canadian version, which is edited, re-authored, and distributed by Valentine Video. I can say with confidence that the original Evil Angel version is sure to be better, and had I been rating the EA version I am sure it would have scored better. That said, I really wasn't sure if "WOAD" would be my cup of tea. I'm not that excited by toy play, or watching a bunch of guys going at it with one girl, but since Jules rarely disappoints I was compelled to watch this one anyway. Plus "Weapons of Ass Destruction" is just too clever a title to pass on. For the most part I enjoyed this disc, especially Belladonna. Although not every scene was for me WOAD provides a good variety of scenes, showing that Jules can do it all. There is toy play, three 1on1s, a 3on1, and a 4on1. Scene 1 Belladonna The famous Le Corbusier Chaiselongue has never looked so fine as it does with Bella's ass arched across it.
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Release date: 9/25/2002
Reviewed on: 12/29/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Jeanie Rivers, Mark Wood, Ryan Conner, Gauge, Friday, Brian Pumper, Mark Ashley, Alaura Eden
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Ass Worship 3 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression This third installment in the Ass Worship series continues in the same fine style that made the fist two such hits. Jules is still at the top of his game, finding original positions, fantastic outfits, as well as casting a bevy of beautiful butts. Scene 1 Gauge Gauge is not my favorite perform, but this 2on1 scene does have some memorable moments. Like others have already stated Jules is so talented as a director he manages to make you interested in performers you would generally pass on. At one point in this scene Gauge manages to find a position on bar stool that really showcases her ass. Gauge looks good in her purple pants during the tease, and delivers one of her super sloppy blowjobs. Of course there is plenty of anal action as well as some DP positions. Scene 2 Alaura Eden To my surprise I was a little disappointed with this scene. I had seen Alaura before and was impressed so naturally I expected to be blown away with JJ behind the camera.
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Release date: 12/18/2001
Reviewed on: 10/21/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Lexington Steele, April, Layla Jade, Miko Lee, Sophie Evans, Darla Crane, Jessie J.
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Lex The Impaler Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression I quite enjoyed this one. If there is one thing I have to give Jules credit for it is the level of quality he seems to achieves so consistently. This is first rate gonzo style sex. I loved three of the five scenes, and if not for Darla's scene this disc would have scored higher. Scene 1 April Flowers This scene is easily my favorite one. The tease footage here drove me absolutely fucking wild! April just looks amazing in her little white hotpants and those white panties show her body of like a piece of art, WOW. (note to Jules , those panties deserve a second appearance in one of your future projects) April really impressed me in this scene, she demonstrates some impressive pussy control. What I mean is this girl knows how to ride pole, you know what I mean like the kind of girl that can actually fuck you when she is on top grinding away. Jules puts in some truly beautiful camera work here finding some stunning angles of the action in a good looking outdoor scene.
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Release date: 11/13/2001
Reviewed on: 10/3/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Lexington Steele, Erik Everhard, Jewel De'Nyle, Jade Marcela, Mark Wood, Belladonna, Kaylee, Sandy Knight
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Ass Worship Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression I realize that this is possibly the last DVD that needs yet another review to highlight just how good it is, but I was compelled to write one anyway. However since there are already so many great reviews it gives me an excuse to be very brief. This was the first DVD from Jules Jordan that I had the good fortune to stumble upon. I have since made an effort to search out the rest of his work past and future in the hopes of finding porn of this caliber. Ass Worship is the gonzo movie I have been dreaming of finding for years. It might be a little much for the unseasoned porn viewer who is used to catching Vivid flicks on the Playboy channel, because this film is made by a porn pervert for porn perverts. I hope the Ass Worship series continues for many more installments, because it certainly gets of to an explosive start here. Scene 1 Belladonna WHAT A PERFORMER! Ok lets start with the pink fishnet stockings, wow is it nice watching that ass strut around in them.
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Release date: 8/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/27/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Jay Ashley, Aurora Snow, Gauge, Krystal Steal, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Felix Vicious, Malorie Marx, Stacy Carpenter
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Trained Teens Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression I am a fan of Jules work, and have been consistently blown away with most of his recent work, but Jules falls back down to earth with this one in my opinion. This is still a good piece of gonzo porn, it just falls short compared to most of his other recent titles. The main reason for this, from my perspective is because the girls, the outfits, and the tease segments just are not up to the high standards he has set in his other films. I would much rather see experienced veteran female performers, (and there are many who are much hotter than some of the girls in this one) than some average looking teen talent, who leave much to be desired in terms of on screen presence. Perhaps I am being unfair, because after all the DVD is called Trained "Teens" and for the most part that is what the flick delivers, but I would much rather see better looking seasoned talent. Hey but if really young looking girls are your bag then hey here you go.
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Release date: 3/9/2002
Reviewed on: 8/20/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Kaylynn, Jay Ashley, Alexa Rae, Jeanie Rivers, Jenna Haze, Brett Rockman, Shyla Stylez
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Flesh Hunter 2 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression This is a very fine piece of gonzo entertainment. This disc is worth every penny just for Shyla and Alexa's performances alone. Jules delivers again, great casting, super sexy outfits, great camera work, and some steamy sex. What more could you want. Plot Ok there is no real plot, but jules does set up a few fake story lines that lead into some of the sex scenes, so I did give this gonzo title a rating for plot/acting. For example I thought Alexa's turn as a real estate agent was very well done. Scene 1 Jenna Haze Jenna celebrates her "Teen Pageant" victory with a three on one. She looks good and delivers a solid performance with all kinds of positions, but 3 on 1s is not a male to female ratio I need to see. However it does get this disc started with a bang. Aprox 27min Scene 2 Shyla I would just like to thank Jules for bringing this girl to my attention, because she is one sexy little vixen.
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Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 8/15/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Alexa Rae, Aurora Snow, Gauge, Brian Pumper, Jenna Haze, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Austin O'Riley, Jessica Dee
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Flesh Hunter 3 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression Another solid piece of Gonzo porn from Jules! I had really high expectation for this DVD and although I enjoyed FH2 more you really can't complain too much about this third installment. Alexa Rae and Gauge help make this DVD a winner, and if you are a huge Jenna Haze & Aurora Snow fan (and I know lots of you are) you will most likely love this movie even more than I did. The only small dissapiontment I had with this disc was I was hoping for the usually superior caliber of tease scenes to open each segment. Don't worry Jules still has them tease us a little but it just was not as good as his previous tease work. Scene 1 Aurora Snow & Jenna Haze Jules has his way with two of his most popular girls. I like these girls but they are not not my favorites, that said this is a fairly good scene. The action begins with a little girl/girl action before Jules jumps in. These two girls deliver a very very nice tag team oral performance, that is momentarily interrupted by a seriously funny phone call.
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Release date: 5/1/2002
Reviewed on: 7/30/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Lexington Steele, Alexa Rae, Ryan Conner, Monica Sweetheart, Shyla Stylez, August Night
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Lex the Impaler 2 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression This is a great piece of adult entertainment. Five girls go one on one with Lex in five scenes. Each titillating second of this DVD is captured through the lens of JJ. Like the rest of the porn buying public you probably don't need a positive review from me to know that almost anything Jules puts out there these days is worth taking a look at. For another perspective on this title, and a more detailed look check out snowden porn's review Scene 1 Shyla Stylez This is my favorite scene. Shyla is sporting a new pair of breasts, now and her hair seems to be a natural brown instead of her usual blonde look. She is still a hottie, but I am not sure if I favor the new pair yet (they are definitely well done though). Whatever, point is she is still seriously shagadelic, because one thing that has not changed is her electrifying sexual presence. We get the usual great tease before Shyla and Lex go at it hardcore.
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Release date: 2/28/2002
Reviewed on: 7/24/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Pat Myne, Lexington Steele, Erik Everhard, Amber Michaels, Jay Ashley, Ryan Conner, Belladonna, Aurora Snow, Frank Fortuna, Shyla Stylez
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Ass Worship 2An Official Selection of the Goldmember Masterpiece Collection What is the Masterpiece Collection? I suppose it is my personal pornography Hall of Fame. It is only for those select films that I consider to be at the very pinnacle of the industry. This is an honor reserved only for films that I believe will stand the test of time. Ass Worship 2 - The Details Studio - Evil Angel Director - Jules Jordan Female Cast - Aurora Snow, Amber Michaels, Ryan Conner, Belladonna, Shyla Stylez Male Cast - Lexington Steele, Jules Jordan, Frank Fortuna, Erik Everhard, Jay Ashley, Pay Myne Running Time - 2 hours 18 min (approx) Overall Impression All right, I know you may be asking yourself why is this guy writing yet another review of this popular DVD? The answer is I couldn't stop myself, and what kind of "Masterpiece Collection" would I be assembling if I didn't include this gonzo great! However, because there are already so many good reviews I will try and keep this one shorter than usual. This is possibly the best gonzo disc I have seen.
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