Goldmember's Movie Reviews with Trailers directed by Jules Jordan (9)
Breast Worship 7
Release date: 10/25/2022
Reviewed on: 11/9/2022
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Angela White, Autumn Falls, Lily Starfire
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Jules delivers three pairs of natural breasts worthy of worship. However, what makes this disc a winner is undeniably the two standout scenes with the legendary Angela White. As mythical as her tits are, oddly, her two scenarios don''t really fit the series and I feel like they would have been better suited to be rounded out with two more Angela scenes to make it a showcase. All that being said, make no mistake this is premium porn.
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Release date: 10/25/2022
Reviewed on: 11/9/2022
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Angela White, Autumn Falls, Lily Starfire
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Jules delivers three pairs of natural breasts worthy of worship. However, what makes this disc a winner is undeniably the two standout scenes with the legendary Angela White. As mythical as her tits are, oddly, her two scenarios don''t really fit the series and I feel like they would have been better suited to be rounded out with two more Angela scenes to make it a showcase. All that being said, make no mistake this is premium porn.
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Ultimate Fuck Toy: Charly Summer
Release date: 10/17/2022
Reviewed on: 11/3/2022
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Dredd, Jack Blaque, Isiah Maxwell, Rob Piper, Jax Slayher, Mazee the Goat, Charly Summer
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Newcomer Charly Summer surprises and delights in this all anal all IR showcase.
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Release date: 10/17/2022
Reviewed on: 11/3/2022
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Dredd, Jack Blaque, Isiah Maxwell, Rob Piper, Jax Slayher, Mazee the Goat, Charly Summer
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Newcomer Charly Summer surprises and delights in this all anal all IR showcase.
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Anal Savages 7 (Jules Jordan Video)
Release date: 10/5/2021
Reviewed on: 9/7/2022
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Angela White, Jada Stevens, Adriana Chechik, Chris Diamond, Katalina Kyle
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Anal themed gonzo porn at its best starring three porn legends and a stunning up and cummer.
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Release date: 10/5/2021
Reviewed on: 9/7/2022
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Angela White, Jada Stevens, Adriana Chechik, Chris Diamond, Katalina Kyle
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Anal themed gonzo porn at its best starring three porn legends and a stunning up and cummer.
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Ass Worship 4
Release date: 6/18/2003
Reviewed on: 7/1/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Austin, Friday, Ayana Angel, Austin O'Riley, Olivia O'Lovely, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Ass Worship 4 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression Another solid edition to one of the strongest gonzo series around. AW4 is really about the ass this time around, big plump round asses. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed the casting and I appreciate a nice healthy sized rump as much as the next guy, but if your measuring by the square inch there is more ass to worship here than in the previous three discs. None of these women are fat, nor would I choose to describe their asses as fat. I have seen fat asses and that is not what these women but rather they have wonderfully fit "P" "H" phat asses. Personally I like to think of myself as an equal opportunity ass worshiper. I love all different sizes and shapes. My point is that the first three had better variety. However if your thing is big butts then this film should drive you nuts! Scene 1 Olivia O'Lovely This was my first chance to see O'Lovely in action. She kind of reminds me of a much much more voluptuous Maria Conchita Alonso. Anyway I liked her look.
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Release date: 6/18/2003
Reviewed on: 7/1/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Austin, Friday, Ayana Angel, Austin O'Riley, Olivia O'Lovely, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Ass Worship 4 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression Another solid edition to one of the strongest gonzo series around. AW4 is really about the ass this time around, big plump round asses. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed the casting and I appreciate a nice healthy sized rump as much as the next guy, but if your measuring by the square inch there is more ass to worship here than in the previous three discs. None of these women are fat, nor would I choose to describe their asses as fat. I have seen fat asses and that is not what these women but rather they have wonderfully fit "P" "H" phat asses. Personally I like to think of myself as an equal opportunity ass worshiper. I love all different sizes and shapes. My point is that the first three had better variety. However if your thing is big butts then this film should drive you nuts! Scene 1 Olivia O'Lovely This was my first chance to see O'Lovely in action. She kind of reminds me of a much much more voluptuous Maria Conchita Alonso. Anyway I liked her look.
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Weapons of Ass Destruction
Release date: 10/18/2002
Reviewed on: 12/30/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Jay Ashley, Belladonna, Lee Stone, Gauge, McKayla Matthews, Brett Rockman, Malorie Marx, Stacy Carpenter
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Weapons of Ass Destruction Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression First of all I should point out that this is the first time I have reviewed the Canadian version, which is edited, re-authored, and distributed by Valentine Video. I can say with confidence that the original Evil Angel version is sure to be better, and had I been rating the EA version I am sure it would have scored better. That said, I really wasn't sure if "WOAD" would be my cup of tea. I'm not that excited by toy play, or watching a bunch of guys going at it with one girl, but since Jules rarely disappoints I was compelled to watch this one anyway. Plus "Weapons of Ass Destruction" is just too clever a title to pass on. For the most part I enjoyed this disc, especially Belladonna. Although not every scene was for me WOAD provides a good variety of scenes, showing that Jules can do it all. There is toy play, three 1on1s, a 3on1, and a 4on1. Scene 1 Belladonna The famous Le Corbusier Chaiselongue has never looked so fine as it does with Bella's ass arched across it.
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Release date: 10/18/2002
Reviewed on: 12/30/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Jay Ashley, Belladonna, Lee Stone, Gauge, McKayla Matthews, Brett Rockman, Malorie Marx, Stacy Carpenter
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Weapons of Ass Destruction Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression First of all I should point out that this is the first time I have reviewed the Canadian version, which is edited, re-authored, and distributed by Valentine Video. I can say with confidence that the original Evil Angel version is sure to be better, and had I been rating the EA version I am sure it would have scored better. That said, I really wasn't sure if "WOAD" would be my cup of tea. I'm not that excited by toy play, or watching a bunch of guys going at it with one girl, but since Jules rarely disappoints I was compelled to watch this one anyway. Plus "Weapons of Ass Destruction" is just too clever a title to pass on. For the most part I enjoyed this disc, especially Belladonna. Although not every scene was for me WOAD provides a good variety of scenes, showing that Jules can do it all. There is toy play, three 1on1s, a 3on1, and a 4on1. Scene 1 Belladonna The famous Le Corbusier Chaiselongue has never looked so fine as it does with Bella's ass arched across it.
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Ass Worship 3
Release date: 9/25/2002
Reviewed on: 12/29/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Jeanie Rivers, Mark Wood, Ryan Conner, Gauge, Friday, Brian Pumper, Mark Ashley, Alaura Eden
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Ass Worship 3 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression This third installment in the Ass Worship series continues in the same fine style that made the fist two such hits. Jules is still at the top of his game, finding original positions, fantastic outfits, as well as casting a bevy of beautiful butts. Scene 1 Gauge Gauge is not my favorite perform, but this 2on1 scene does have some memorable moments. Like others have already stated Jules is so talented as a director he manages to make you interested in performers you would generally pass on. At one point in this scene Gauge manages to find a position on bar stool that really showcases her ass. Gauge looks good in her purple pants during the tease, and delivers one of her super sloppy blowjobs. Of course there is plenty of anal action as well as some DP positions. Scene 2 Alaura Eden To my surprise I was a little disappointed with this scene. I had seen Alaura before and was impressed so naturally I expected to be blown away with JJ behind the camera.
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Release date: 9/25/2002
Reviewed on: 12/29/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Jeanie Rivers, Mark Wood, Ryan Conner, Gauge, Friday, Brian Pumper, Mark Ashley, Alaura Eden
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Ass Worship 3 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression This third installment in the Ass Worship series continues in the same fine style that made the fist two such hits. Jules is still at the top of his game, finding original positions, fantastic outfits, as well as casting a bevy of beautiful butts. Scene 1 Gauge Gauge is not my favorite perform, but this 2on1 scene does have some memorable moments. Like others have already stated Jules is so talented as a director he manages to make you interested in performers you would generally pass on. At one point in this scene Gauge manages to find a position on bar stool that really showcases her ass. Gauge looks good in her purple pants during the tease, and delivers one of her super sloppy blowjobs. Of course there is plenty of anal action as well as some DP positions. Scene 2 Alaura Eden To my surprise I was a little disappointed with this scene. I had seen Alaura before and was impressed so naturally I expected to be blown away with JJ behind the camera.
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Flesh Hunter 2
Release date: 3/9/2002
Reviewed on: 8/20/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Kaylynn, Jay Ashley, Alexa Rae, Jeanie Rivers, Jenna Haze, Brett Rockman, Shyla Stylez
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Flesh Hunter 2 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression This is a very fine piece of gonzo entertainment. This disc is worth every penny just for Shyla and Alexa's performances alone. Jules delivers again, great casting, super sexy outfits, great camera work, and some steamy sex. What more could you want. Plot Ok there is no real plot, but jules does set up a few fake story lines that lead into some of the sex scenes, so I did give this gonzo title a rating for plot/acting. For example I thought Alexa's turn as a real estate agent was very well done. Scene 1 Jenna Haze Jenna celebrates her "Teen Pageant" victory with a three on one. She looks good and delivers a solid performance with all kinds of positions, but 3 on 1s is not a male to female ratio I need to see. However it does get this disc started with a bang. Aprox 27min Scene 2 Shyla I would just like to thank Jules for bringing this girl to my attention, because she is one sexy little vixen.
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Release date: 3/9/2002
Reviewed on: 8/20/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Kaylynn, Jay Ashley, Alexa Rae, Jeanie Rivers, Jenna Haze, Brett Rockman, Shyla Stylez
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Flesh Hunter 2 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression This is a very fine piece of gonzo entertainment. This disc is worth every penny just for Shyla and Alexa's performances alone. Jules delivers again, great casting, super sexy outfits, great camera work, and some steamy sex. What more could you want. Plot Ok there is no real plot, but jules does set up a few fake story lines that lead into some of the sex scenes, so I did give this gonzo title a rating for plot/acting. For example I thought Alexa's turn as a real estate agent was very well done. Scene 1 Jenna Haze Jenna celebrates her "Teen Pageant" victory with a three on one. She looks good and delivers a solid performance with all kinds of positions, but 3 on 1s is not a male to female ratio I need to see. However it does get this disc started with a bang. Aprox 27min Scene 2 Shyla I would just like to thank Jules for bringing this girl to my attention, because she is one sexy little vixen.
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Flesh Hunter 3
Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 8/15/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Alexa Rae, Aurora Snow, Gauge, Brian Pumper, Jenna Haze, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Austin O'Riley, Jessica Dee
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Flesh Hunter 3 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression Another solid piece of Gonzo porn from Jules! I had really high expectation for this DVD and although I enjoyed FH2 more you really can't complain too much about this third installment. Alexa Rae and Gauge help make this DVD a winner, and if you are a huge Jenna Haze & Aurora Snow fan (and I know lots of you are) you will most likely love this movie even more than I did. The only small dissapiontment I had with this disc was I was hoping for the usually superior caliber of tease scenes to open each segment. Don't worry Jules still has them tease us a little but it just was not as good as his previous tease work. Scene 1 Aurora Snow & Jenna Haze Jules has his way with two of his most popular girls. I like these girls but they are not not my favorites, that said this is a fairly good scene. The action begins with a little girl/girl action before Jules jumps in. These two girls deliver a very very nice tag team oral performance, that is momentarily interrupted by a seriously funny phone call.
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Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 8/15/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Alexa Rae, Aurora Snow, Gauge, Brian Pumper, Jenna Haze, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Austin O'Riley, Jessica Dee
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Flesh Hunter 3 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression Another solid piece of Gonzo porn from Jules! I had really high expectation for this DVD and although I enjoyed FH2 more you really can't complain too much about this third installment. Alexa Rae and Gauge help make this DVD a winner, and if you are a huge Jenna Haze & Aurora Snow fan (and I know lots of you are) you will most likely love this movie even more than I did. The only small dissapiontment I had with this disc was I was hoping for the usually superior caliber of tease scenes to open each segment. Don't worry Jules still has them tease us a little but it just was not as good as his previous tease work. Scene 1 Aurora Snow & Jenna Haze Jules has his way with two of his most popular girls. I like these girls but they are not not my favorites, that said this is a fairly good scene. The action begins with a little girl/girl action before Jules jumps in. These two girls deliver a very very nice tag team oral performance, that is momentarily interrupted by a seriously funny phone call.
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Lex the Impaler 2
Release date: 5/1/2002
Reviewed on: 7/30/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Lexington Steele, Alexa Rae, Ryan Conner, Monica Sweetheart, Shyla Stylez, August Night
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Lex the Impaler 2 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression This is a great piece of adult entertainment. Five girls go one on one with Lex in five scenes. Each titillating second of this DVD is captured through the lens of JJ. Like the rest of the porn buying public you probably don't need a positive review from me to know that almost anything Jules puts out there these days is worth taking a look at. For another perspective on this title, and a more detailed look check out snowden porn's review Scene 1 Shyla Stylez This is my favorite scene. Shyla is sporting a new pair of breasts, now and her hair seems to be a natural brown instead of her usual blonde look. She is still a hottie, but I am not sure if I favor the new pair yet (they are definitely well done though). Whatever, point is she is still seriously shagadelic, because one thing that has not changed is her electrifying sexual presence. We get the usual great tease before Shyla and Lex go at it hardcore.
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Release date: 5/1/2002
Reviewed on: 7/30/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Lexington Steele, Alexa Rae, Ryan Conner, Monica Sweetheart, Shyla Stylez, August Night
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Lex the Impaler 2 Directed by Jules Jordan Overall Impression This is a great piece of adult entertainment. Five girls go one on one with Lex in five scenes. Each titillating second of this DVD is captured through the lens of JJ. Like the rest of the porn buying public you probably don't need a positive review from me to know that almost anything Jules puts out there these days is worth taking a look at. For another perspective on this title, and a more detailed look check out snowden porn's review Scene 1 Shyla Stylez This is my favorite scene. Shyla is sporting a new pair of breasts, now and her hair seems to be a natural brown instead of her usual blonde look. She is still a hottie, but I am not sure if I favor the new pair yet (they are definitely well done though). Whatever, point is she is still seriously shagadelic, because one thing that has not changed is her electrifying sexual presence. We get the usual great tease before Shyla and Lex go at it hardcore.
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