fu_q's Movie Reviews with Trailers (909 - page 28)
Release date: 7/24/2012
Reviewed on: 10/6/2012
Studio: Vivid
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Starring: Clarke Kent, Derrick Pierce, Andy San Dimas, Dani Jensen, Brian Street Team, Aiden Ashley, Brendon Miller, Giovanni Francesco, Penny Pax, Christy Mack
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Trickery, lies, and deceit rule the day in the "Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody"--an overall-excellent production from director Axel Braun and Vivid Video. With the city of Gotham held hostage at the hands of a maniacal terrorist known simply as Bane (Derrick Pierce), Batman (Giovanni Francisco) must return from the self-loathing that has become his retirement to try to stop him. Along the way, the viewer is treated to the carnal delights of such characters as Batgirl (Penny Pax), the Joker (Brendon Miller), Nightwing (Brian Street Team), Poison Ivy (Dani Jensen), Catwoman (Aiden Ashley), Zatanna (Christy Mack), Constantine (actor Clarke Kent), and even Kathy Kane (Andy San Dimas) as Batman's former fiancee. Of course, Batman also gets in on the action, as does Bane, and the various scenes either take the form of Batman's troubled memories or are put forth in a present-day context.
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Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 10/2/2012
Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Jay Ashley, Alexa Rae, jessica drake, Herschel Savage, Sunrise Adams, Barrett Blade, Dolorian
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Barrett Blade is a master killer with a single serious issue--he can't kill women--in the "Hitman", a very good action flick from Digital Playground and director Robby D. Standing up well against the test of time and the advancement of technology, this 2003 release focuses on Barrett Blade as a hitman with a heart (and cock, apparently) of gold. Indeed, his one fatal flaw is that he won't ice-out women, which--as one might imagine--leads him into serious trouble with his lowlife thug boss, Herschel Savage. This is no more evident than when Savage asks him to off his own wife (unbeknownst to Barrett, of course). What ensues is a steamy action film that mixes in just the right amounts of guns, jokes, romance, and fucking to keep the viewer entertained from sexy start to clever and cool finish.
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Release date: 6/27/2012
Reviewed on: 9/29/2012
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, India Summer, Prince Yahshua, Tommy Pistol, Alektra Blue, Misty Stone, Mia Lelani, Ethan Hunt, Wolf Hudson, Isis Taylor, Xander Corvus, Nicole Aniston
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: The beautiful women of Earth are being snatched by jessica drake's evil Vaginians, and the only men strong enough to save them are the indomitable agents in "Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody". An exceptional parody of the mainstream flick of a similar title, this sci-fi feature from Wicked and director Brad Armstrong manages to deliver both the silly and the sexy, all wrapped up in high-end production values and featuring an exceptional cast. Indeed, the acting, the sets, the props, the makeup, and...of course...the fucky-fucky all work to excellent effect here, with the viewer being the obvious beneficiary. For fans of parodies, the originals films, gorgeous gals, and / or sci-fi, this one is not to be missed.
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Release date: 5/12/2000
Reviewed on: 9/25/2012
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Peter North, Randy Spears, Randy West, Jamie Gillis, Tami Monroe, Tori Welles
Review brief: "The Violation of Tori Welles" is a good 1990 release from Caballero that’s essentially a compilation and that brings with it something of a bizarre twist. Weaving the various scenes together is an interspersed sequence of an intruder who’s apparently broken into Tori’s home. He rifles through her photos, magazines, and pictures…and he watches her videos, touches her AVN award, and ultimately sniffs and steals a pair of her panties. All of this is inter-cut between the five segments that make up the disc.
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Release date: 9/4/2012
Reviewed on: 9/25/2012
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Voodoo, Johnny Sins, Chris Strokes, Levi Cash, Abella Anderson
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Proving that cigars aren't the only smokin' hot export out of Cuba, Abella Anderson brings new meaning to the word "caliente" in Jules Jordan's "Ultimate Fuck Toy: Abella Anderson". An exceptional release from JJV, this one features Abella--a true Latina spitfire in every sense of the word--in all six of its sexy sequences. Despite its lack of any supporting female cast, the action never gets dull, as Abella rides and gyrates on a cock like few can. Indeed, it's nigh impossible to tire of her scenes, even after a full three+ hours of near-continuous fucking.
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Release date: 7/19/2012
Reviewed on: 9/24/2012
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Shane Diesel, Maya Hills, Jimmy Broadway, Giselle Leon, Slut Bottom Chris, Britney Young, Sabrina Taylor, Slave Wade
Directed by: Paul Woodcrest
Review brief: Little sissy-boy dicks aren't enough for the ladies in "Shane Diesel's Cuckold Stories #5", a good-to-very good production from director Paul Woodcrest, Digital Sin, and starring the monster cock of Shane Diesel. Indeed, it's Diesel's massive meat that ultimately cures the women's libidinous blues...all while their small-pricked, wanna-be suitors watch in pathetic resignation. Falling square in the "cuckold" fetish genre--hence the title--this release is fairly good at accomplishing its task. While the mental aspects of the humiliation could have been better played out and deeper emotional wounds could have been cut, it's good enough overall in this regard. And, of course, the fucking is strong, with the actresses stretched to near capacity under Shane's dark girth...so that's a plus. The two bonus scenes (Lily LaBeau / Tara Lynn Foxx) are as good as (or better than) any of the main scenes and add to the production, as well.
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Release date: 6/21/2012
Reviewed on: 9/22/2012
Studio: Private
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Starring: Ian Scott, Mick Blue, Neeo, Antonio Ross, Kristi Lust, Honey Demon, Laura Crystal, Angell Summers, Marcio Gonzalez, Blanche Summer
Directed by: Ettore Buchi
Review brief: Say what you will about Private, but they always seem to bring super-attractive European performers to the table...and those same performers never seem to have a problem with a good, hard fucking. In this regard, "Adventures on the Lust Boat 2" shows itself to be no exception, as the vast majority of the ladies are top-notch in the looks department, and three of the five are more than willing to get down and dirty with their dirt-pipes. Set on a real (though empty) cruise ship in the Mediterranean, the location is also both realistic and elegant. And, while there are occasional (and cheesy) voice-overs and thought-bubbles--and the plot is minimal--the heat of the cast and their assorted couplings more than compensates for any shortcomings. In all, this one's a winner and a lot of fun.
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Release date: 6/20/2011
Reviewed on: 9/8/2012
Studio: Sunlust Pictures
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ron Jeremy, Tommy Gunn, Spyder Jonez, Savannah Stern, Jordan Blue, Jessica Bangkok, Mason Moore, Amber Ashlee
Directed by: Sunny Leone
Review brief: "Tits" is an overall-good production from SunLust and director Sunny Leone that features a mix of five scenes ranging from okay to excellent in terms of their heat. The ladies bringing the goods in this one are Mason Moore, Amber Ashlee, Jessica Bangkok, Savannah Stern, and Jordan Blue…with the first, third, and fourth in the list generating the most heat. While most of the sex is strong, the production values could be better.<
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Release date: 6/19/2012
Reviewed on: 8/7/2012
Studio: Harmony
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Starring: George Uhl, Ian Tate, Lou Lou, Danny D, Brooklyn Lee, Jess West, Samantha Bentley, Linet Slag, Ruth Medina
Directed by: Gazzman
Review brief: Good porn fucks with your dick. Great porn fucks with your mind. This is no more evident than in "Brooklyn Lee: Nymphomaniac", a top-notch release from Harmony Films and director Gary Gazzman. Starring AVN's reigning Best New Starlet--Brooklyn Lee--in three of its five scenes, this production represents an erotic journey into Brooklyn's head that starts out hot and only gets hotter. Indeed, Brooklyn is one of those rare performers who is clearly a natural in front of the camera--an actress from whom eroticism and sexually-charged performances seem to flow innately. In each of her three sequences here, this fact is overtly obvious...and the audience benefits. It certainly doesn't hurt, of course, that the production values for the disc are high-end (screen quality, location, camerawork), and that her supporting cast is strong, as well.
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Release date: 6/27/2011
Reviewed on: 8/1/2012
Studio: Ass Factory
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Steve Holmes, James Deen, Chris Strokes, Jada Stevens, Nikki Sexx, Abella Anderson, Whitney Taylor
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: The ladies are all worked up and randy, and the only cure is a "Hot Anal Injection" in this exceptional release from Jules Jordan Video and Ass Factory. Taking their medicine like the true champs that they are, all of the women take it straight up the bum (and then some)...and the action certainly never wants for any heat. Further, with the likes of big-booty girl Jada Stevens, blonde spitfire Nikki Sexx, college girl Whitney Taylor, and smokin' hot latina newcomer Abella Anderson in the cast, it's no surprise that this one is an erotic winner worthy of a look.
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Release date: 10/19/2010
Reviewed on: 7/9/2012
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Brooke Lee Adams, Kris Slater, Courtney Cummz, Sarah Vandella, Asa Akira, Rocco Reed, Kagney Linn Karter, Brooklyn Lee, Karlo Karrera
Directed by: Gary Orona
Review brief: No one's safe at the Crystal Lake Nudist Camp with Jason and his "flesh-eating jizz" on the loose. That's how things unfold in the "Official Friday the 13th Parody", an exceptional release from director Gary Orona and Zero Tolerance that parodies the famed 1980 horror film of a similar title. Indeed, this flick has distinct similarities to the source material--with some overt dissimilarities, as well--and the plot remains fun and campy throughout...framing and livening up the sex quite well. Of course, with the likes of Sara Sloane (Vandella), Brooklyn Lee, Asa Akira, Courtney Cummz, Kagney Linn Karter, and Brooke Lee Adams on board, the action is guaranteed to be hot--and it is.
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Release date: 5/14/2012
Reviewed on: 6/29/2012
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Julia Ann, Mandingo, Chastity Lynn, Angelina Valentine, Kagney Linn Karter, Amy Brooke, Ivana Sugar
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Jules Jordan hauls out the heavy artillery again in "Mandingo Massacre 4", a very good production starring none other than the big (and always loaded) cannon of Mandingo. In his sights this time around are the likes of Chastity Lynn, Amy Brooke, Angelina Valentine, Kagney Linn Karter, Ivanna Sugar, and Julia Ann. The action is all spread out nicely between oral, vaginal, and--in some instances--anal...and all of the women seem to truly enjoy his ebony delights. In all, this one is worthy of a look.
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Release date: 6/25/2012
Reviewed on: 6/28/2012
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Gianna Michaels, Emilianna, Velicity Von, Audrey Bitoni
Review brief: Big boobs are the order of the day in “Stacked and Nasty”, an overall-good compilation(?) from DVSX. Audrey Bitoni, Gianna Michaels, Emilianna, and Velicity Von are the ladies on display, and each of them gets it on in a boy / girl encounter. The scenes themselves vary in terms of their heat, with Gianna’s and Velicity’s being strong enough to just nudge this release up into the 3.5 star range.
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Release date: 12/8/2011
Reviewed on: 6/20/2012
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
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Starring: Lizzy Borden, Georgia Jones, Kiara Diane, Gracie Glam, Shyla Jennings, Chanel Preston, Brooklyn Lee, Nora Skyy, Gia Steel
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: "It's a Girl Thing" is a straightforward all-girl affair from Tom Byron Pictures and director Lizzy Borden. While it's not the longest movie in the world (~80 minutes) and the sex is fairly standard, it does have its moments and also features a strong and attractive female cast. In all, it's a good release and worth a quick look.
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Release date: 7/5/2012
Reviewed on: 6/17/2012
Studio: Heartbreaker Films
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Starring: Anthony Hardwood, Katsuni, Derrick Pierce, Mia Lelani, Keni Styles, Kayme Kai, Raymond Balboa, Eva Karera, Kiara Mia
Review brief: “Asian Bad Girls” is a release from Heartbreaker Films that features six actresses (four of whom appear to fit the Asian bill) and four actors (one of whom is of Asian descent). Indeed, someone who’s Asian is in every scene. While the sex here is generally decent, there is a recurrent oddity when it comes to the playback. Every so often, the video feels sluggish…kind of slow-motion-like…and then “speeds back up” to normal.
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Release date: 3/5/2012
Reviewed on: 6/17/2012
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Lee Stone, Anthony Rosano, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, Lea Lexis, Kagney Linn Karter, Gracie Glam, Chanel Preston, Nicole Aniston, Dani Daniels
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: The tombs aren't the only things being raided in "Tomb Raider XXX...", a very good parody release from Exquisite Films and director Jordan Septo. Indeed, this film parodies the popular mainstream video game and movie franchise of a similar title, and it certainly casts its female protagonist--Lara Croft--in a light heretofore unseen by the teeming masses. In this one, not only does Ms. Croft (played by Chanel Preston) undertake a high-risk adventure for both profit and pleasure, but she and her associates also get it on in sundry sexual situations certain to sate the audience's more carnal of urges. (To put it simply: there's some hot fucking by a strong cast to be found here...all along with a good underlying plot.)
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Release date: 6/4/2012
Reviewed on: 6/14/2012
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Anthony Rosano, Danny Mountain, Jenna Presley, Nat Turnher, Lexi Belle, Alexis Texas, Andy San Dimas, Lea Lexis, Seth Gamble, Nicole Aniston
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Mjolnir isn't the only war-hammer that's pounding away in "Thor XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody"--an exceptional release from Pleasure Dynasty / Extreme Comixxx and director Jordan Septo. In this fine three-hour parody--which follows fairly well the storyline of the most recent mainstream production of a similar title--the viewer is treated to the sexual exploits of a variety of Asgardians and Midgardians alike. Indeed, there's as much cavorting going on in this tawdry tale as there is fighting and scheming.
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Release date: 5/1/2012
Reviewed on: 6/9/2012
Studio: DreamZone Entertainment
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Starring: Tom Byron, Charley Chase, Rocco Reed, Dani Jensen, Gracie Glam, Ryan McLane, Chanel Preston
Directed by: Rocco Reed
Review brief: Porno lovin' ain't easy in "Love or Lust", a very good romantic flick from Dream Zone Entertainment and director Rocco Reed. Gracie Glam plays the part of a girls-only adult star who quickly becomes veteran dick-slinger Rocco's object of affection in this one. Of course, the unique nuances of acting in adult films for a living wear on their budding relationship, and it is ultimately brought to its breaking point when Gracie decides that she's going to do a guy on film. Whether this will all spell disaster for them or whether the young couple will be able to overcome these trials and tribulations will have to be seen. Fortunately, either way the viewer wins, as he / she is treated to a healthy handful of scenes featuring some hot boinking.
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Release date: 4/16/2012
Reviewed on: 6/8/2012
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Ramon Nomar, Danny Mountain, Jordan Ash, Michael Vegas, Athena Pleasures, Alex Chance, Siri Dahl, Kenzie Karter
Directed by: Eddie Powell
Review brief: “Big Girls are Sexy” is a classy, all-sex production from New Sensations and director Eddie Powell that focuses on curvy ladies who have a little bit more meat on their bones than one usually finds for actresses in “typical” adult films. Fortunately, the subject matter is taken seriously, and these lovely women are showcased in a sexy and beautiful manner…which is most certainly what they deserve.
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Release date: 5/9/2012
Reviewed on: 5/28/2012
Studio: AMK Empire
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Starring: Talon, Kris Slater, Seth Dickens, Celeste Star, James Deen, Sativa Verte, Marie McCray, Nina Devon, Heidi Hanson, Ashley Jane, Katie St. Ives, Sarah Shevon, Tia Cyrus, Vanessa Cage, Zoey Kush, Skin Diamond, Dani Daniels, Victoria Rae Black, Cassandra Nix, Riley Reid, Hayden Hawkens, Leilani Leeanne, Jenna J. Ross
Directed by: Harry Sparks
Review brief: It's Marie McCray's first year in college, and all she wants is to be accepted in "Revenge of the Petites"...a top-notch production from AMK Empire and director Harry Sparks. Unfortunately for Marie, she's a "petite"...and they're the target of the "in" girls on campus, the "Thetas". After being humiliated by and then rejected from the Theta sorority, Marie has no choice but to join the petite's low-end clique...and then lead it to the top of the heap. Of course, along the way, the Thetas get what's coming to them and a slew of sexy hijinks ensue...all for the viewing pleasure of the audience. There's plenty of tease, hot sex, and a fun 80s-themed plot in this one which, fortunately, is much more original than it is parody. In all honesty, everything is done perfectly here, and this is really how porn should be made.
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Release date: 5/9/2012
Reviewed on: 5/27/2012
Studio: Pornstar Empire
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Starring: Nick Manning, Marie Luv, Derrick Pierce, Brooke Banner, Angelina Valentine, Kayme Kai, Haigo B
Directed by: Ivan
Review brief: Adult industry veteran Brooke Banner is in top form in her new release, "I Am Brooke Banner", from director Ivan and Porn Star Empire. Indeed, the large-chested blonde is featured in all six of this production's scenes, and all of them are hot, hot, hot! She does some boy-girl sequences, some girl-girl sequences, some multi-partner action, and even a unique scene in which she masturbates in the same room with herself. All in all, this is some sexy material and worth checking out.
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Release date: 3/7/2012
Reviewed on: 5/26/2012
Studio: Pleasure Dynasty
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Starring: Tom Byron, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Lexi Belle, Asa Akira, Melanie Rios, Chanel Preston, Marco Rivera, Jessie Andrews
Directed by: Howard Levine
Review brief: Adult industry veteran, Howard Levine, makes his directorial debut in style with "Super Porn", an excellent production from Pleasure Dynasty. Loaded with a star-studded cast and hot fucking, this all-sex release delivers the goods. With the likes of Asa Akira, Jessie Andrews, Lexi Belle, Melanie Rios, and Chanel Preston, how could it not? Also adding a lot to the proceedings are the strong camerawork and the introductory sequence effects...which are fairly snazzy. Indeed, it's cool to see Howard step out from behind the scenes and take up a position behind the camera. He certainly has a knack for it.
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Release date: 5/8/2012
Reviewed on: 5/18/2012
Studio: Vivid
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Lexington Steele, Eric Masterson, Dale Dabone, Chyna, Jenna Presley, Phoenix Marie, Jordan Lane, Danni Cole, Lexi Swallow, Xander Corvus, Brendon Miller, Brooklyn Lee
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Some of the best--and sexiest--heroes are on display in "Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody", a very good adult rendition of the popular Marvel Comics property of the same name. In this production, director Axel Braun teams up with an all-star cast to faithfully reproduce the look and feel of these comic book heroes. Indeed, from Eric Masterson's "Hawkeye" to Brooklyn Lee's "Black Widow", the players all put forth authentic representations of their respective characters. Further, the sex in this parody is typically quite hot, and it's every fan-boy's wet dream to see his favorite Marvel heroes in some sexy suck-and-fuck action. On all of these fronts, this release pretty much excels. The only area in which it really falls short is the storyline--it feels a little bit light and incomplete in these regards (see the review). Either way, however, it's a strong enough endeavor that's worth a look...particularly for comic book geeks.
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Release date: 5/23/2005
Reviewed on: 5/17/2012
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Ron Jeremy, Shauna Grant, Julia Parton, Cody Nicole, Becky Savage, Kevin James, Nicole Black, Betty Jane, Eggs Noodleman, Punchy Barrows, Dick Harde, Melanie Scott [II] (1980s)
Directed by: Paul G. Vatelli
Review brief: "Sex Games" is a fun little fuck-flick from the early 80s and Caballero that features Kevin James as a young horndog who, bored with his girlfriend, turns to the newfangled technology of computer dating to sate his carnal desires. Of course, given the date of the production, "computer dating" is a totally different affair in this release when compared with what the viewer may be used to from today. Indeed, Kevin's computer is ancient, and it simply uses a dial-up modem to interact with the dating agency's computer. Regardless, he still manages to "hack" their system, create a fake profile, and use the various ladies' details that he finds as scouting reports to get them in the sack. Ultimately, he gets found out, but it's not before he samples some high-end 80s quim...including the likes of the late, great Shauna Grant (rest her soul).
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Release date: 11/1/2011
Reviewed on: 5/13/2012
Studio: Sunlust Pictures
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Starring: Mika Tan, Annie Cruz, Melissa Jacobs, Angelina Valentine, Jessica Bangkok, Crista Moore, Rebecca Blue, Kita Zen, Cherry Ferretti, Erin Taylor, Eli Fox
Directed by: Sunny Leone
Review brief: "Sex Angels" from SunLust features six scenes that have essentially been re-packaged from other productions by the company. As such, one should be careful beforehand to make sure that one doesn't already possess the material on another disc.
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