Hitman, The Review
Digital Playground
Studio: Digital Playground
Category: Comedy , Feature film
Directed by: Robby D
Starring: Jay Ashley, Alexa Rae, jessica drake, Herschel Savage, Sunrise Adams, Barrett Blade, Dolorian
Released on: 12/16/2003
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Reviewed by fu_q on 10/2/2012
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Barrett Blade is a master killer with a single serious issue—he can’t kill women—in the “Hitman”, a very good action flick from Digital Playground and director Robby D. Standing up well against the test of time and the advancement of technology, this 2003 release focuses on Barrett Blade as a hitman with a heart (and cock, apparently) of gold. Indeed, his one fatal flaw is that he won’t ice-out women, which—as one might imagine—leads him into serious trouble with his lowlife thug boss, Herschel Savage. This is no more evident than when Savage asks him to off his own wife (unbeknownst to Barrett, of course). What ensues is a steamy action film that mixes in just the right amounts of guns, jokes, romance, and fucking to keep the viewer entertained from sexy start to clever and cool finish. (As an aside—a young pre-Wicked jessica drake, who’s featured in two of the five sequences and who plays the part of Herschel’s wife, really steals the sexual show in this one.)
In terms of the sex, Scene One brings Barrett Blade over to Sunrise Adams’ place to kill her as part of a hit. Sunrise is there poolside in her white bikini when Barrett arrives, and—despite the two handguns that he brandishes—she’s able to easily escape with her life by offering him a b.j. She sucks and jerks him for awhile, and—with one thing leading to another—the pair ultimately ends up engaged in a very good vaginal romp out under a tree. A facial for (and some oral cock clean-off by) Sunrise finishes off this sexy encounter.
Scene Two couples tough-guy Herschel Savage with his cute, roller-skating bimbo, Dolorian, after Herschel has just reamed out Barrett for screwing up his last hit. Starting off with a blowjob and Dolorian in a shiny pink bikini and her roller skates, this one gets off to a good start and doesn’t look back. Of course, the skates stay on for awhile, and a vaginal tryst featuring a handful of steamy positions ensues. Herschel delivers a load to Dolorian’s mouth and chin…which she follows up with some oral cock clean-off and a swallow.
In Scene Three, Jay Ashley and Alexa Rae take care of one another up on a pool table inside of Jay’s mansion. This all occurs as a hitman friend of Barrett’s watches…giving the courtesy of one last ride before taking their lives. Alexa’s looking good here—as she always does—and she partakes in some nice held-up-in-the-air 69 action, as well as some sexy reverse-cowgirl riding. The vaginal romp that follows is hot, and the festivities are capped off with Alexa staring deeply into Jay’s eyes as she jerks and sucks him to a pop-shot in her mouth—hot!
Scene Four features Herschel with his onscreen wife, jessica drake, in a seductive encounter in their bedroom. He has to talk her into the whole thing, but once jessica’s in, she’s all in. Indeed, she looks spectacular here and puts out a smooth and sexy fuck. A facial and some oral cock clean-off close out this excellent endeavor. (It’s unfortunate that the wedded bliss doesn’t last long once the sex is over, however.)
In Scene Five, Barrett’s been sent by Herschel to kill jessica—his own wife—unbeknownst to him. When he locates her in the mansion, he finds that she’s crying and can’t resist consoling her…and then taking her into his arms. A romantic-but-spirited romp ensues, with the pair transitioning through various oral and vaginal positions, before the whole affair is finished off with jessica jerking Barrett to a pop all over her chest and breasts—another hot sequence from Ms. drake!
Bonus-wise, there are a number of “Trailers” from which to choose, there’s a “Bio” selection, and there’s a “Photo Gallery”. A BTS would have been a nice addition here, but there are plenty of previews in the “Trailers” section.
In all, this is a very good release from Digital Playground and Robby D that has withstood the test of time quite well. Indeed, it is from the era when the company did a decent number of these action porn flicks, all of which that I’ve seen have been quite good. For those interested in sexy women, gangster hits, hot sex, and the ageless jessica drake, this one is worthy.
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Barrett Blade is a master killer with a single serious issue—he can’t kill women—in the “Hitman”, a very good action flick from Digital Playground and director Robby D. Standing up well against the test of time and the advancement of technology, this 2003 release focuses on Barrett Blade as a hitman with a heart (and cock, apparently) of gold. Indeed, his one fatal flaw is that he won’t ice-out women, which—as one might imagine—leads him into serious trouble with his lowlife thug boss, Herschel Savage. This is no more evident than when Savage asks him to off his own wife (unbeknownst to Barrett, of course). What ensues is a steamy action film that mixes in just the right amounts of guns, jokes, romance, and fucking to keep the viewer entertained from sexy start to clever and cool finish. (As an aside—a young pre-Wicked jessica drake, who’s featured in two of the five sequences and who plays the part of Herschel’s wife, really steals the sexual show in this one.)
In terms of the sex, Scene One brings Barrett Blade over to Sunrise Adams’ place to kill her as part of a hit. Sunrise is there poolside in her white bikini when Barrett arrives, and—despite the two handguns that he brandishes—she’s able to easily escape with her life by offering him a b.j. She sucks and jerks him for awhile, and—with one thing leading to another—the pair ultimately ends up engaged in a very good vaginal romp out under a tree. A facial for (and some oral cock clean-off by) Sunrise finishes off this sexy encounter.
Scene Two couples tough-guy Herschel Savage with his cute, roller-skating bimbo, Dolorian, after Herschel has just reamed out Barrett for screwing up his last hit. Starting off with a blowjob and Dolorian in a shiny pink bikini and her roller skates, this one gets off to a good start and doesn’t look back. Of course, the skates stay on for awhile, and a vaginal tryst featuring a handful of steamy positions ensues. Herschel delivers a load to Dolorian’s mouth and chin…which she follows up with some oral cock clean-off and a swallow.
In Scene Three, Jay Ashley and Alexa Rae take care of one another up on a pool table inside of Jay’s mansion. This all occurs as a hitman friend of Barrett’s watches…giving the courtesy of one last ride before taking their lives. Alexa’s looking good here—as she always does—and she partakes in some nice held-up-in-the-air 69 action, as well as some sexy reverse-cowgirl riding. The vaginal romp that follows is hot, and the festivities are capped off with Alexa staring deeply into Jay’s eyes as she jerks and sucks him to a pop-shot in her mouth—hot!
Scene Four features Herschel with his onscreen wife, jessica drake, in a seductive encounter in their bedroom. He has to talk her into the whole thing, but once jessica’s in, she’s all in. Indeed, she looks spectacular here and puts out a smooth and sexy fuck. A facial and some oral cock clean-off close out this excellent endeavor. (It’s unfortunate that the wedded bliss doesn’t last long once the sex is over, however.)
In Scene Five, Barrett’s been sent by Herschel to kill jessica—his own wife—unbeknownst to him. When he locates her in the mansion, he finds that she’s crying and can’t resist consoling her…and then taking her into his arms. A romantic-but-spirited romp ensues, with the pair transitioning through various oral and vaginal positions, before the whole affair is finished off with jessica jerking Barrett to a pop all over her chest and breasts—another hot sequence from Ms. drake!
Bonus-wise, there are a number of “Trailers” from which to choose, there’s a “Bio” selection, and there’s a “Photo Gallery”. A BTS would have been a nice addition here, but there are plenty of previews in the “Trailers” section.
In all, this is a very good release from Digital Playground and Robby D that has withstood the test of time quite well. Indeed, it is from the era when the company did a decent number of these action porn flicks, all of which that I’ve seen have been quite good. For those interested in sexy women, gangster hits, hot sex, and the ageless jessica drake, this one is worthy.
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