dragonsbum's Movie Reviews with Trailers (5)
Release date: 10/30/2004
Reviewed on: 1/7/2005
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Chris Charming, Robert Rosenberg, Mr. Pete, Monica Sweetheart, Sascha, Renee Pornero, Sativa Rose, Randi Wright, Sammie Rhodes, Krystal-Lynn Lovely, Ellen Saint
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: Strip Tease Then Fuck 5 ive been disappointed by previous editions of this series and bailed on the fourth installment. but just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in with smokin hot sammie on the cover and an awesome, totally awesome cast. will i once again be left at half mast. will i have to break out the penis pump to get off. these are the queerstions filling my proportionally tiny dragon head. elen saint + robert rosenberg = (20:08) elen saint is cute as a button. unfortunately, this button just ate a flock of turkeys with a ton of stuffing. okay thats an exaggeration. but honestly, elen looks like she just got off the couch after a thanksgiving feast for this scene. i mean how else did that extra roll of fat get around her waist. osmosis. no, not osmosis. still, she is a beautiful woman and quite frankly, i bet it feels better fucking an elen saint plus fifteen lbs than a stick thin taylor rain. just my virginal opinion. but back to the matter at hand.
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Release date: 8/10/2004
Reviewed on: 9/17/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Bruno SX, Veronica Carso, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, K.K., Kris Slater, Lauren Phoenix, Cytherea, Nautica Thorn, Lauro Giotto, Joe Friday, Teagan Presley
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: friday night porno event: total babe 4 subtitled it girls, brought to you in xinvision, and featuring the lovely teagan. lets get it on... teagan play by play: oral > mish > cowgirl > reverse cowgirl anal > doggie anal > decent facial commentary: the it girl of double o four shows up in a hot pink top and matching bottoms that accentuate her bootylicious bum. her makeup and hair are fantastic and methinks she would have no problem being crowned miss teen anal usa. after teagan shows off her wares, including some camel toe action, kris slater joins her on a couch and they exchange pleasantries. i like the fact that her top stays on for the entire scene, often obscuring one or both of her undersized breasts, but with the nipples still clearly visible. teagan is quite demonstrative, telling kris to show me what youre made of, and pound that lil ass. theres no question teagan is a total babe, but i dont think shes totally believable; the more vociferous she got, the less aroused i got.
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Release date: 4/1/2004
Reviewed on: 4/23/2004
Studio: Mayhem
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Review brief: "Man is something that shall be overcum." "I love him who lives to cum, and who wants to cum." "Of all that is written, I love only what a man has written with his cum."- Thus Spoke Zarathustra i suppose my fascination with facials stems from the fact that i have never had the privilege of delivering one in the course of sexual congress; i have given myself facials, but it's just not the same. the anabolic cumshots series let me live vicariously, plastering the visages of gorgeous eurosluts in rapid fire succession. unfortunately, no fucking is shown to maximize the number of shots. however, the sodomonia slopshots series, which also draws from a deep talent pool, employs the format of one minute fucking and then the cumshot. less total cum flying, but the tradeoff is worth it. how does mayhem explosions compare? the good: every scene has its own chapter, up to chapter 99 which contains the last 4 scenes. about a quarter of the scenes have multiple cumshots. there are several pleasing instances of swallowing and cum farting.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 3/19/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Haley, Sabrine Maui, Mr. Pete, Christy Lee, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Aria, Ashley Blue, Jasmine Lynn, Katsuni, Serena South, Katrina Kraven, Lili Thai, Christie Lee, Haley Paige
Directed by: Mark Ashley
Review brief: OVERVIEW: considering the plethora of titles digital sin has released recently, it is not surprising that mark ashley's directorial debut, double play, has slipped by unnoticed. enter the dragon, to champion this fine piece of smut featuring every reptilian's wet dream- the threesome- 2 girls on 1 guy. the problem with most menage a twats is that one body is left unattended whilst the other two interlock. fear not, in double play the girl-girl interaction is continuous and sensual in every trifecta. each scene starts with several minutes of the girls macking, molesting, and munching on each other. when the dick arrives, a dual POV BJ is shot, and carnality ensues. for all you perverts, there is multiple P2OGM or A2OGM in every scene. the performances of these all natural ladies are energetic and well captured, so lets get down and dirty. SCENE 1: lily and katsumi, two totally hot exotic asians, team up for a saucy tryst with mr pete. while being fucked mish, lascivious lily squirts and then does P2M.
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Release date: 2/25/2004
Reviewed on: 3/14/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Mark Davis, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Mark Wood, Lee Stone, Alexis Malone, Kurt Lockwood, Shawnie, Ariana Jollee, Rick Patrick, Shy Love, Luccia
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: bum of dragon in the hizzle to represent g park 207. lets get the party started, or as they say in malvern, crysknifes up! intro: i bought this title expecting to see stripping, teasing, then fucking; and just maybe, some energetic sex- not just two masses elastically colliding betwixt each other. i hypothesize that 3 out of 6 scenes will bring me to cumclusion. scene 1:ariana puts on some lingerie and struts her stuff. (i will not comment on the outfits so as not to ruin the surprise for viewers.) this raven haired beauty looks fantastic but her tease segment is lamo; no grinding or dry humping- if this happened at my gentleman's club i'd demand a refund. anywho, she gives a sloppy spit strewn bj and its on to cowgirl which showcases her nice arse. however, the camera is too static and never swings around to show her face or bosoms. oh here we go its rca and now her titillating tatas are in plain view. nicey nice. too bad the cocksman, rick, doesnt fuck her very deep or hard; he needs to watch everhard doing rca on the edge of a couch for some pointers.
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