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Release date: 1/15/2005
Reviewed on: 3/20/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Mark Wood, Kat, Brett Rockman, Kurt Lockwood, Kinzie Kenner, Missy Monroe, Nadia Styles, Jasmine Byrne
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Barely Legal: Corrupted 2005, 3 hours and 3 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Nadia Styles, Kat, Jasmine Byrne, Kinzie Kenner, Missy Monroe My Life as of March 20, 2005 -- On the tube: "Sugar & Spice" is on TBS right now. Coincidentally, I just loaned the DVD to a co-worker. Really cute and fun movie. Having Marley Shelton (this Aprils Sin City), Mena Suvari, Marla Sokoloff and Rachel Blanchard (TVs Cluelss) doesnt hurt. But it was the two brunettes, Melissa George and Sara Marsh that kept me watching. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "The Incredibles", In one word: incredible. This was probably one of the best movies I saw in theaters last year. Pixar continues to improve by leaps and bounds with each release. The superhero theme and their animation was a natural marriage. If Pixar never makes another sequel to any of their pictures, they HAVE to produce an Incredibles 2. In the CD Player/Winamp: Ill Hurt You, Busta Rhymes. Accidentally leaked by DJ Funkmaster Flex, Ill Hurt You is produced by Dr.
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Release date: 12/11/2004
Reviewed on: 2/16/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mary Jane, Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Domineko, Sharon Wild, Brian Pumper, Olivia O'Lovely, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Katrina Kraven, Gia Paloma, Avy Lee Roth, Lucy Lee (ambiguous)
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Take It Black 2005, 2 hours and 20 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Katrina Kraven, Gia Paloma, Avy Lee Roth, Olivia OLovely, Mary Jane, Lucy Lee, Sharon Wild My Life as of February 16, 2005 -- On the tube: "City of God", man have I put off watching this for too long. I had no idea this movie was so gangsta. The only problem is that since its been showing on cable Ive been under the weather so Nyquil tends to put me down before I can finish it. Ive watched it three times already and STILL have not seen the end. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "Batman: The Animated Series Volume Two", Sue me but this cartoon was revolutionary back when I was in high school. As nerdy as it sounds, I used to actually be a half an hour late EVERY day for my after school job because Id watch Batman: TAS first. In the CD Player/Winamp: 112, "U Already Know"; Mariah Carey, Its Like That and Jennifer Lopez feat. Fat Joe, Hold You Down.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 4/19/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Brian Surewood, Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Dick Nasty, Lexington Steele, Rayveness, Vanessa Blue, Brett Rockman, Rhiannon Bray, Victoria Givens, Mason Storm
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: Busty Beauties #9 ** ½ 2003, 1 hours and 29 minutes Hustler Home Video Directed by Mark Kismet, Videography by Mike Quasar, Edited by Moe Green Starring Rayveness, Mason Storm, Victoria Givens, Rhiannon Bray, Vanessa Blue The Knowledge: Im often amazed at just how much I remember from my childhood. One of my earliest memories is of breasts. Not my mothers however, since she was somewhat lacking in that department and I wasnt breast-fed as an infant. It was actually one of my mothers best friends, who had a gargantuan set of bra-stuffers, that first drew my attention and inspired a fascination that persists even now. This might have been considered normal at an age somewhere in my early teens, seeing as how they were so enormous they were bound to attract the attention of a man-child with those types of raging hormones. The problem was, I was barely old enough to speak. I vaguely recall being mesmerized by those huge fleshy mounds on her chest, my mother reaching down to pick me up and playfully chastising me about staring at her guests pillowy assets.
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