Crucifixio Jones's Exquisite Pleasures Movie Reviews (15)
Release date: 3/6/2006
Reviewed on: 6/11/2006
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Valentino, Monica, Wesley Pipes, Bailey, Sledge Hammer, J. Monty, Daria Glower, Lady Zoom, Aleia Moore, Giselle Royalle
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: Big Tit Brotha Lovers 7 EXP D: Diana Devoe. Gizelle, Daria Glower, Bailey, Aleia Moore & Monica. J. Muntee, Valentino, Sledgehammer & Wesley Pipes. 1 hours 54 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Photo Gallery. Michael Stefano, Benjamin Bratt and now J. Muntee: guys that totally immerse themselves in their work and completely devour their girl whole throughout the entire scene; they jam their tongues and every appendage deep into all available orifces. But I can hardly blame Muntee for burying his tongue deep in Gizelle Royale's twat the way he does. She's a latina goddess with tits to die for; a no-brainer and obvious choice for the forefront of the boxcover even though she performs sporadically at best compared to the rest of the cast. "That's a big fuckin' cock you have there. Give it to me. Please, give it to me. I want it," she says to him multiples times and it sounds forced but not so much when she exclaims, "I'm going to cum! Aye, que rico, papi!" That's hot.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 3/26/2006
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Nina Hartley, Envy, Nikki Santana, Stephanie Wylde, Leeza Jones
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: Mature Brotha Lovers 2: Real Desperate Wives Exquisite Pleasures D: Diana Devoe. Envy, Nina Hartley, Leeza Jones, Nikki Santana & Stephanie Wylde. 2 Hours & 49 minutes. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. First off, a correction: In my review of the first "Mature Brotha Lovers" I made comments about "some guy" named J. Muntee who I was sure wasn't ex-Pipe Layer J. Monty but upon closer inspection, realized that's exactly who he is. It took going back and looking at some old Slayer joints but yup, that's him alright. He seemed so much more quiet back then, easily the most reserved of the crew but much has changed since those days and lately, "Muntee" is really enjoying himself and eating women whole, as you'll see for yourself in this title.
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Release date: 7/20/2005
Reviewed on: 2/14/2006
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Tyce Bune, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Sandra Romain, Vanessa Lane, Hillary Scott, Taryn Thomas, Marcus London
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: The websites comes to DVD F My A #2 2005, 2 hours and 13 minutes Venom Digital Media Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Sandra Romain, Hillary Scott, Vanessa Lane, Lucy Lee & Taryn Thomas What You Should Know: It feels like its been a while since Ive reviewed a Jordan Septo flick. Too long if you ask me. Septo always delivers the goods and great casts, making he and his wife, producer Gina Lassen, one of adults premier couples producing porn (even though neither have been in front of the camera performing). This cast is stellar from top to bottom, as always, filled with women who are all very well-known for their anal exploits. Jordans shot them all before except for Taryn: Scott and Romain in Absolute Ass 4, Vanessa in Absolute Ass 5 and Ass 4 Cash 3 and Lucy Lee in Ass 4 Cash and Asscapades.
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Release date: 11/9/2005
Reviewed on: 1/7/2006
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Felecia, Roxy Jezel, Nicki Hunter, Cierra, Misti
Directed by: King Midas
Review brief: Tough Brotha Love Exquisite Pleasures D: Yani Z. Sierra Sinn, Nikki Hunter, Mysti May, Felisha Honey, Roxy Jezel, Cuntre', J. Muntee, Toney Capone. 163 Min. Interracial, Rough Sex. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. The theme of this one gave me a chuckle. Simply because there are still enough people out there close-minded enough to not enjoy interracial sex, I can only imagine their reaction to a title whose focus is young black oversexed studs "spanking, choking, gagging and spitting on" all their precious white women during some hardcore grudgefucking. Ah, thoughts like that keep me warm at night. In all honesty, if you're looking for Max Hardcore or Khan Tusion-style degradation or humiliation, you've come to the wrong place.
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Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 11/26/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Jerry, Travis Knight, Amber Peach, Eva Angelina, Eve Laurence, Harmony Rose, Karina Kay, Courtney Simpson, Barry Scott, Dutch Diesel
Directed by: Travis Knight
Review brief: Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun Ginas Double Dutch 2005, 2 hours and 40 minutes Gina Lynn Productions Directed by Travis Knight & Gina Lynn Starring Eva Angelina, Amber Peach, Courtney Simpson, Eve Laurence, Karina Kay & Harmony What You Should Know: Sharing three cast members with Van Styles recent Barely Legal: Corrupted 3 (Amber Peach, Courtney Simpson and Harmony) Double Dutch ups the corrupted teeny-bopper ante by including the ultra-hot and barely legal gals, Eva Angelina and Karina Kay. Throw in torpedo-titted East Coast transplant Eve Laurence and weve got all the makings for a seriously satisfying stroke flick. Scene One: Eva Angelina & Amber Peach with Travis Knight Newly-busty brunette Eva Angelina is one of my favorite stars of the moment. Her attitude, sense of style and unbridled passion during her scenes makes her hard to not like.
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Release date: 7/20/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Travis Knight, Tiffany Thomas, Lanny Barbie, Yasmine Milan, Angelina Hart, Veronika Raquel, Johnny Irons, Justin Oliver, Nicholas Taylor
Directed by: Travis Knight
Review brief: The Fantasstic Whores Exquisite Pleasures D: Gina Lynn & Travis Knight. Lanny Barbie, Yazmene Milan, Veronika Raquel, Tiffany Thomas & Angelina Hart. 1 Hours, 52 Min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. It used to be that a popular mainstream movie or television show couldn't be released to any success or fanfare without having an adult equivalent spoofing it, riding its counterpart's coattails to notoriety and in a best case scenario, considerable profit. The Fantasstic Whores attempts to harken back to those halcyon days but in title alone as it attempts to be nothing like the summer blockbuster, The Fantastic Four. The only similarity here is that this movie has a comic book concept. At the show's start, we see a rather rotund fanboy purchase an adult-themed funny book from his local comic shop, take it home and flip through it briefly (this sequence is the opening credits) before falling asleep on his couch, comic book open beside him, fantasizing about what he just perused. Lanny Barbie is up first, looking as beautiful as ever.
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Release date: 9/3/2005
Reviewed on: 10/23/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Harley Raine, Mandingo, Saskia, Brian Pumper, J. Monty, Darien Ross, Chelsea Zinn, Jean-Claude Batiste, Jillian Foxxx
Review brief: Mature Brotha Lovers Exquisite Pleasures D: Diana Devoe. Saskia, Harley Rain, Darien Ross, Jillian Foxxx & Chelsea Zinn. 2 Hours. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. I ain't gonna lie: I like MILFs. I know I'm not the only one. And it's not because I'm getting a little older now. If you follow my reviews, you see that it really ain't no thing for me to tackle the genre, in fact, I rather enjoy it. I only wish there were more mature women lines to review. I'm not even quite sure what the appeal is. Mind you, I don't find obese and geriatric women attractive but there's something about a lady who is in her mid-to-late thirties who is still in decent shape and hasn't yet closed the book on a healthy sex life. I believe an independent thinker who doesn't create some minor crisis daily, who can cook, clean and give a helluva blowjob should be every man's fantasy if it isn't already. Holland-born Saskia is paired with some guy named J. Muntee (not to be confused with former Pipe Layer J.
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Release date: 7/26/2005
Reviewed on: 10/22/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Wesley Pipes, Yumi, John E. Depth, Nyomi Marcela, Jayna Oso, Finess Navaro, Kammy, Jean-Claude Batiste
Review brief: Asian Brotha Lovers 2 Exquisite Pleasures D: Diana Devoe. Finesse Navarro, Jayna Oso, Nyomi Marcela, Kammy & Yumi. 2 Hours, 5 Min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. The "Warning - Adults Only" disclaimer, followed by the EXP and "Created by King Midas" logos that play twice have finally become annoying. There's no need to have it an unskippable version play at the start of the DVD and then again when you opt to play the movie. Fix that, please. Mandingo, John E. Depth, Mr. Marcus, Jean-Claude Batist and Wesley Pipes are the "brothas" here who tackle a cast of mostly tame and sleepwalking asians save for, of course, Jayna Oso. Finesse tears off the breakaway basketball pants of Mandingo, unveiling his monstrous cock and wrapping her very gorgeous mouth around it. Her shapely lips might very well be her best feature so I can't imagine why the oral action is so short-lived before she gingerly wriggles down onto Mandingo's girth cowgirl.
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Release date: 4/26/2005
Reviewed on: 9/5/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Brian Pumper, Lauren Phoenix, Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Finess Navaro, Veronica Jett, Jean-Claude Batiste, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Travis Knight
Review brief: Gina's Black Attack Exquisite Pleasures/Gina Lynn Productions D: Travis Knight & Gina Lynn. Lauren Phoenix, Veronica Jett, Nautica Thorn, Finesse Navarro & Jayna Oso. 137 Min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Galleries, Trailers. Will Mr. Gina Lynn, Travis Knight, ever escape the long shadow cast by his beautiful and popular wife? Even though he directs here, the title is still "Gina's Black Attack." There's just something wrong about that. This cast is absolutely stellar, featuring some of the most beautiful and energetic starlets to ever set foot on the other side of the racial divide. Fans of IR will most assuredly want to put this on the their "must-see" list this year. If there was ever anyone who knows how to "attack" black, it's Lauren Phoenix. She and Nat Turnher start this flick off on the right foot in a torrid and tumultuous tryst where you can never be entirely sure who's fucking who. Brian Pumper takes a call on his Nextel after receiving some superb head from Veronica Jett: "Hello? I'm in the middle of fuckin' this pretty girl.
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Release date: 6/11/2005
Reviewed on: 9/4/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Rita Faltoyano, Ana Nova, Sandra Romain, Hillary Scott, Tina Fine
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Absolute Ass 4 Exquiste Pleasures/Venom Digital Media D: Jordan Septo. Hillary Scott, Sandra Romain, Rita Faltoyano, Ana Nova, Teena Fine. 137 Min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. Absolute Ass 4 is all-anal and all-awesome. Septo's assembled a virtual smorgasbord of veteran international talent along with some fine young American ingenues to keep things fresh. Hillary Scott, who has since gotten implants takes Brett Rockman and Steven French in her tight ass one at a time. After stretching her bung individually and receiving plenty of a2m head, the guys douse her face with a double-barrelled blast of ball batter. Mrs. Tommy Gunn, Hungarian Rita Faltoyano is paired with Sascha and she makes his prick glisten all over with her plentiful pussy juices. She really does have the smile and personality of an innocent little girl but she knows her way around cock better than I know my OWN penis and I see my dick every day. If God made anything prettier than Sandra Romain's ass he must've kept it for himself. Damn. Now THAT is an ass.
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Release date: 10/21/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Tyce Bune, Sledge Hammer, Jazmin, Brett Rockman, Jennifer Luv, Ice La Fox, Chanel Chavez
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Teen Latin Dolls 3 Exquisite Pleasures D: Jordan Septo. Chanel Chavez, Jennifer Luv, Alayah, Ice La Fox, Jazmin, Tyce Bune, Brett Rockman, Sledgehammer. 120 Min. Extras: Behind The Scenes, Trailers, Still Gallery, Cum Shots. While rarely mentioned in the upper echelon of gonzo production houses, Venom Digital Media has a secret weapon in the form of up-and-coming director Jordan Septo. Three gorgeous and all-natural ladies adorn the cover of Teen Latin Dolls 3: black/Puerto Rican Ice La Fox, Peruvian Jennifer Luv and Mexican Chanel Chavez. I don't believe there's one young woman in this movie whose bust rises above a large b-cup. At any rate, tiny and innocent-looking 19-year old Chanel's tits are bouncy, perky and pert. The instant prick parts her pink pussy lips her dreamy bedroom eyes roll back into her head, especially when she orgasms which she does hard and often.
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Release date: 5/21/2005
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Vanessa, Lani, Lucky Starr, Annabelle, Sin Star, J. Monty, Takota, Jean-Claude Batiste, Ace
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: Latin Brotha Lovers 2 Exquisite Pleasures D: Diana Devoe. Lani Lei, Annabel, Takota, Vanessa, Sin Star, Dexter Dizzle, J. Monty, Lucky Starr, Ace and Jean-Claude Batiste. 133 Min. Extras: Behind The Scenes, Trailers, Still Gallery. In Diana Devoe's Latin Brotha Lovers 2 it just so happens that the girls who put on the best show are the ones who aren't 100 latina. Generally with these releases one can expect 'brothas' that tend to be less than impressive and women who just barely fit the bill of being hispanic, throwing a slew of "aye papi", "si" and "me gusta" our way in a vain attempt to lend authenticity. No such problems here for the most part as each performer comes through admirably; the women came to fuck and the men maintain their wood. What a relief. Putting black studs and lucious latinas together is a natural marriage.
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Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/13/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Tyce Bune, Bailey, Lee Stone, Sascha, Kinzie Kenner, Marcos Leon, Lain Oi, Tina Fine, Karina Kay
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: the absolute freshest & freakiest teens take it all off for Septos soldiers [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> F-ing Teens 2005, 2 hours and 20 minutes Venom Digital Media Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Karina Kay, Lain Oi, Teena Fine, Bailey, Kinzie Kenner What You Should Know: Jordan Septo is slept-on. For real for real, yo. What other director do you know that works as hard, releasing so much product at such a rapid-fire pace and at this high level of quality? I honestly cant think of ONE. It would be different if my man was releasing trash or easily disposable porn but Septo, his producer Gina Lassen and everyone at Venom responsible provide me with those Christmas Eve-type flicks; the kind you cant wait to get up the next morning and get your hands on. In another example of Jordans non-conformity, he releases yet another movie that has zip to do with any line hes done previously. I do hope he returns to this idea, though.
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Release date: 4/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/19/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Tyce Bune, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Alicia Rhodes, Sascha, Talon, Jayna Oso, Shy Love, Melissa Lauren, Dillan Lauren, Tony De Sergio, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: J. Septo keeps coming back with more and more hits F My A 2005, 2 hours and 5 minutes Venom Digital Media Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Alicia Rhodes, Melissa Lauren, Jayna Oso, Shy Love & Dillan Lauren [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Jordan Septo strikes me as a man who shoots whenever the mood strikes him. He seemingly isnt concerned with carrying on existing series. Every few weeks we can look forward to a new movie and a somewhat new concept from the best director at Venom Digital Media. The latest is F My A and if you cant surmise what that stands for I wonder what youre doing reading this review. The focus here, of course, is on anal sex. The cast, in that case, is EXCELLENT from top to bottom, containing a bevy of beauties who all could lay claim to the crown of adults Queen of Anal.
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Release date: 2/16/2005
Reviewed on: 3/5/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Tyce Bune, Cheyne Collins, Brett Rockman, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Sandra Romain, Jayna Oso, Barbara Summer, Poppy Morgan, Kyla King, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: 2 + Me = 3 2004, 2 hours and 20 minutes Exquisite/Venom Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Katja Kassin, Sandra Romain, Jayna Oso, Barbara Summer, Poppy Morgan, Kyla King My Life as of March 6, 2005 -- On the tube: "Nothing", I hate slow and boring Saturday nights. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "Cop Land", At a message board I frequent we do bi-weekly movie club-like discussions and this week the movie is Cop Land. An overlooked gem despite its all-star cast. In the CD Player/Winamp: 50 Cent, "Piggy Bank This might be 50s last album. After dissing Fat Joe, Jadakiss and Nas and kicking the Game out of G-Unit, I get the feeling that his time left on this planet is short. [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Despite this being the first title Ive actually reviewed from Venom, Im familiar with the company and with director, Jordan Septo. Ive seen their Teens with Tits, Teen Latin Dolls and Hood Hoppin and have been satisfied with each. I see no reason to not expect happiness from this title.
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