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Captain Tight Pants's Hustler Movie Reviews with Trailers (3)

Boxcover for Bitches In Heat 4 (Hustler)
Bitches In Heat 4 (Hustler)

Release date: 11/15/2007
Reviewed on: 12/13/2009

Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Daisy, Jasmine, Jolean, Nyomi Marcela, Rio Mariah, Nautica Thorn, Savannah Stern, Mysti May, Mandy Fox, Andrea Jaxxx
Directed by: Mr. Pete

Review brief: Like many Hustler products, this is about 100 minutes long and it has five scenes. It doesnt have the great sets, camerawork, or editing that I see in other Hustler products. Its a unique film in that its mostly lesbian action shot in gonzo style. My understanding of Gonzo is that the actors are aware of the camera and interact with the director. You can clearly hear Mr. Pete, giving directions throughout the scene. He even enters two scenes to finger the girls and get them to squirt. In one scene he even fucks the girl. At least five girls were above average in looks but there were two girls who I didnt like at all. Overall: B-
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Boxcover for Hustler's Lesbian Fantasies
Hustler's Lesbian Fantasies

Release date: 3/11/2008
Reviewed on: 12/12/2009

Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Mya Luanna, Savannah Stern, Rachel Luv, Stacy Thorn, Memphis Monroe, Kandi Hart, Christina Aguchi, Naomi Cruise
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury

Review brief: The movie is 100 minutes long, with five scenes and ten young, pretty, slim girls. There is a long 38-minute BTS that includes interviews of all the girls. As expected from a Hustler product, all the incidentals are excellent. There are no plots or lead-ins for all but one of the scenes.
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Boxcover for Barely Legal: Latinas (Hustler)
Barely Legal: Latinas (Hustler)

Release date: 1/15/2008
Reviewed on: 11/4/2009

Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Lee Stone, Dirty Harry, Otto Bauer, Alec Knight, Tia Sweets, Nikki Nievez, Jenner, Lorena Sanchez, Laurie Vargas
Directed by: Richard De Montfort

Review brief: This movie is 90 minutes long. There are five scenes and six girls. Incidentals are all very good. Overall, its pretty typical of a Barely Legal movie. Except that the girls aren't as young or as pretty as usual. Its unusual to have any anal in a BL. This movie had it in three scenes. Compared to most Barely Legal movies I'd say this is below average and just average for most porn.
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