Captain Tight Pants's Hustler Movie Reviews (4)
Release date: 11/15/2007
Reviewed on: 12/13/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Daisy, Jasmine, Jolean, Nyomi Marcela, Rio Mariah, Nautica Thorn, Savannah Stern, Mysti May, Mandy Fox, Andrea Jaxxx
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: Like many Hustler products, this is about 100 minutes long and it has five scenes. It doesnt have the great sets, camerawork, or editing that I see in other Hustler products. Its a unique film in that its mostly lesbian action shot in gonzo style. My understanding of Gonzo is that the actors are aware of the camera and interact with the director. You can clearly hear Mr. Pete, giving directions throughout the scene. He even enters two scenes to finger the girls and get them to squirt. In one scene he even fucks the girl. At least five girls were above average in looks but there were two girls who I didnt like at all. Overall: B-
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Release date: 3/11/2008
Reviewed on: 12/12/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mya Luanna, Savannah Stern, Rachel Luv, Stacy Thorn, Memphis Monroe, Kandi Hart, Christina Aguchi, Naomi Cruise
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: The movie is 100 minutes long, with five scenes and ten young, pretty, slim girls. There is a long 38-minute BTS that includes interviews of all the girls. As expected from a Hustler product, all the incidentals are excellent. There are no plots or lead-ins for all but one of the scenes.
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Release date: 1/15/2008
Reviewed on: 11/4/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Lee Stone, Dirty Harry, Otto Bauer, Alec Knight, Tia Sweets, Nikki Nievez, Jenner, Lorena Sanchez, Laurie Vargas
Directed by: Richard De Montfort
Review brief: This movie is 90 minutes long. There are five scenes and six girls. Incidentals are all very good. Overall, its pretty typical of a Barely Legal movie. Except that the girls aren't as young or as pretty as usual. Its unusual to have any anal in a BL. This movie had it in three scenes. Compared to most Barely Legal movies I'd say this is below average and just average for most porn.
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Release date: 8/25/2009
Reviewed on: 9/25/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Katya, Charlie Laine, Winter Sky, Alexa Jordan, Georgia Jones, Marie McCray, Eden Adams, Lisa Neils, Alyssa Reece, Victoria Lawson
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Each scene starts off with the girls just chatting about being college students and being lesbians. The sets are really nicely decorated living rooms. Lighting, video quality, make up and hairstyles are all very good. The girls start off dressed in regular sports wear. After the chatting part there is a split screen strip tease. The movie None of the scenes have a lot of passion or show any real chemistry. The girls all provide decent performances. The scenes are well shot, the girls are all young, slim, and pretty. So there is nothing really to complain about. But this movie isnt going to get any awards, either. Like most hustler products there are no extras to speak of. With five good scenes, its definitely worth watching. I saved this issue for last because Im not even sure its worth discussing. I think the title is misleading but Im not going to take any points off because of it. I have a hard time believing these are Real College Girls. Most of them are about the right
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