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Aaryanna's Movie Reviews with Trailers directed by Mike John (3)

Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 14
No Cum Dodging Allowed 14

Release date: 10/3/2023
Reviewed on: 12/26/2023

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: John Strong, Lexington Steele, Ramon Nomar, Michael Stefano, Kira Noir, Zac Wild, Erin Everheart, Maddy May, Mina Luxx
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: Growing up (I started watching porn – when I was SEVEN, just kidding), I always found boy-girl sex to be a little MONOTONOUS to watch. But that all changed for me in the early 2000''s when ORAL CUMSHOT videos were invented. HOORAY. For me, boy-girl sex finally had a real EMOTIONAL PAYOFF. Nothing was more SATISFYING to watch or more ROMANTIC to contemplate than a young babe hungrily imbibing her man''s warm seed completely. I was in heaven. One of the big pioneers for me when it came to CUMSHOT movies was MIKE JOHN. So, you could imagine my EXCITEMENT when I heard he was finally releasing another installment in his monumental "NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED" series albeit about TEN YEARS after his previous episode. I managed to get a copy early and here is my review. (Hint: the movie is fantastic.)
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Boxcover for Down The Hatch 4
Down The Hatch 4

Release date: 12/12/2000
Reviewed on: 4/4/2018

Studio: Diabolic
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Starring: Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Fawna, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Bailey, Kiri, Kacey, Claudia Adkins, Elisabeth Swiss
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: This review is a nice nostalgic look back at one of the very first CUM SWALLOWING video series, Down the Hatch from Diabolic and director Mike Johns. To be quite honest (before cum swallowing videos) I found movies about REGULAR FUCKING to be somewhat boring and repetitious, and typically somewhat unemotional. But that all changed for me when CUM SWALLOWING videos were invented. To me, nothing is more sensuous or romantic than watching some sweet cutie down her mans hot seed. Nothing else comes closer to TRUE LOVE, wouldnt you agree? Facials and extraneous ejaculations on other parts of a womans body is just allowing GOOD, NUTRITIOUS SPERM TO GO TO WASTE. If a babe REALLY LOVES her man, theres no question that DRINKING HIS CUM is the best way to demonstrate it (ranked just below having his baby, of course). This movie is EXCEPTIONAL not just for the DOZENS (yes, dozens) of scenes of CUM IMBIBING. But also because the cover girl, KACEY, is as CUTE and INNOCENT as youve
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Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics 2 (Jules Jordan Video)
Teenage Spermaholics 2 (Jules Jordan Video)

Release date: 10/11/2006
Reviewed on: 12/23/2010

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Michael Stefano, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Teagan Presley, Tiana Lynn, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Destiny Deville, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: I always think of the first decade of the 21st century as the golden age of porn. It was when DVDs took over when higher quality hand-held video cameras came on-line and when swallowing a mans cum was lovingly portrayed in wide release. One of the early pioneers was Mike John who turned cum drinking into an art form. To me, the mid-00s was when semen swallowing reached its peak. This second episode in the Teenage Spermaholics series features several of my favorite actresses Missy Monroe, Tianna Lynn, Teagan Presley and Melissa Lauren at the height of their beauty doing what comes naturally, and thats drinking cum. What made each girls fucking so satisfying to watch was knowing that each babe would always conclude -- with a delicious cum swallowing finish. Teenage Spermaholics 2 is a title that I would urge everyone to have in their own video collection. Enjoy.
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