Weapons Of Ass Destruction 5 Review

Reviewed by LSBReviews  on  10/9/2006

Weapons Of Ass Destruction #5
Produced 08/06 Jules Jordan Video (www.julesjordanvideo.com)
Disc One 133 minutes
Disc Two 63 minutes

Directed by: Jules Jordan

Starring Disc One: Amy Ried, Cindy Crawford, Isabel Ice, Jasmine Tame, Jules Jordan, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes and Jerry.
Starring Disc Two: August, Jamie Elle, Kris Slater and Steve Holmes.

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Weapons Of Ass Destruction #5 is a two disc set from Jules Jordan that contains six sex scenes and over three and a half hours of footage when you add in the BTS. All six girls in the film are good looking, wear sexy clothing, get fucked in the ass and suck cock "ass to mouth", with most performing at least some deep throat. First up on disc one is Amy Ried who does her first anal sex scene with Jules Jordan. I don't know if there's an award for hottest outfit, but Amy should get serious consideration for the sexy red nurse's dress with lingerie she wears. Amy first takes a dildo in her ass before Jules's cock in a few positions. Jules cums on her face with Amy swallowing some of his semen. Cindy Crawford is up next in a threeway that includes her also taking sex toys in her ass and pussy before having anal sex with her partners, getting dp'd and finishing the scene with two anal internal cumshots. Cindy hits the camera lens with cum when she cum farts from her ass. Isabel Ice and Jasmine Tame also have anal sex with two men in their scenes on disc one (Jasmine also gets fucked anally with dildos). Isabel does plenty of talking to her partners during sex and always seems to be enjoying herself. Both Isabel and Jasmine are double penetrated and take anal internal cumshots. Isabel takes two cocks in her ass at the same time and she reaches down to catch cum on her hand from her ass. She (Isabel) then licks cum off her hand and foot before showing the camera the cum in her mouth and swallowing it. Jerry in his scene with Jasmine pulls out of her ass and cums on her pussy, asshole and all over the general area. He dips his cock back in Jasmine's ass which she briefly sucks on when he pulls out again. Disc two has the very hot August wearing a sexy bikini in her scene with Kris Slater that includes her taking a butt plug in her ass before Kris Slater's cock (this is only her second anal scene). Kris finishes by cumming all over August's face (she spits out some cum onto her chest and stomach). The sixth and last scene features Jamie Elle with blonde hair and a perfect tanned body. She has anal sex with Steve Holmes that finishes with him cumming in her ass. Jamie licks some cum on the floor. Steve then jerks off and cums for a second time. This time he cums in Jamie's open mouth with her swallowing Steve's seed. There are gape or semi gape shots in almost every scene (I don't remember a gape shot in Cindy's scene) The BTS footage includes more sex footage, some of which had to be edited out of the film for obvious reasons. Weapons Of Ass Destruction #5 has beautiful, sexy women and plenty of hot, nasty sex. I highly recommend it. The DVD Special Features on disc two include the BTS footage, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Cast List, Biography (Jules Jordan), Trailers and Websites (which is also on disc one). *No Condoms were used in this film.

Scene One: Amy Ried and Jules Jordan.
Amy is a very pretty and sexy blonde with long hair that curls and an awesome body. Amy is dressed in an extremely sexy plastic red nurse's dress with white gloves, a red bra, white panties and heels (white panties have a red cross on them). Amy heads upstairs to take care of an ailing Jules. She unzips and removes her dress so Jules can suck on and caress her tits. Amy gets on top and briefly grinds her panties over his crotch before taking out his cock and stroking it in her mouth. Jules licks Amy's pussy and he removes her white panties as she moves to sit over his face. They pleasure each other orally in the "69" position (Jules licks her asshole and pussy while Amy performs some deep throat and she strokes his cock in her hand). Jules very briefly sucks on and caresses Amy's tits. She takes his cock in her hand as she leads him down some stairs. Amy fingers her asshole (Jules tastes her fingers from her ass). Jules starts fucking her pussy standing doggie style. Amy briefly sucks on his cock. She joins Jules in another room where he licks her asshole and she masturbates. Jules inserts a clear dildo in her ass, which he then puts in her mouth. Jules then inserts a clear butt plug in Amy's ass which also goes in her mouth. Jules finally inserts his cock in Amy's ass doggie style. He pulls out of her gaping asshole so she can suck cock "ass to mouth". Amy rides Jules's cock in her ass reverse cowgirl as her boobs shake up and down. Amy does some masturbating as they have anal sex in the spoon position (she performs more ATM). Jules then fucks Amy's ass missionary. He pulls out for some gape shots. Amy briefly fingers her asshole while sucking on Jules's cock from her ass. She rides his cock cowgirl style in her ass and they move into an anal pile driver position (more gape shots and ATM). Amy sucks on Jules's cock using only her mouth before we see him jerking off and shooting cum on her face and into her open mouth. Amy licks her tongue around her mouth and swallows. She briefly sucks on Jules's cock and asks him if he feels better. The camera stays focused on her face with cum on it as she waves bye and the scene ends.

Scene Two: Cindy Crawford, Erik Everhard and Steve Holmes.
Cindy is very sexy and attractive with long golden blonde hair. She's wearing a black mesh belly shirt, turquoise corset, turquoise panties, garter, black fishnet stockings and heels. Cindy spreads open her butt cheeks and pussy lips for Jules in his house. Erik and Steve enter the scene and soon Cindy has a sex toy in her ass and one in her pussy. Erik fucks her pussy with his cock while using the dildo for her ass (she sucks on the dildo from her ass). Cindy blows Steve while Erik fucks her, and she blows Erik while Steve fucks her. Cindy is fucked in the pussy and ass by both her partners during the scene. Cindy is fucked anally in a few different positions by each guy while sucking on the other guys cock (they have sex in different parts of Jules's house). Cindy of course sucks both cocks "ass to mouth" and she's double penetrated. Cindy says she feels like a fucking whore while she gets dp'd. She appears to orgasm more than once during the scene. Cindy does some teasing, some dirty talking and she has her pussy fingered by each guy. Cindy is double penetrated in a few positions, including being lifted up between her partners. Erik, then Steve, take turns fucking and cumming inside of her ass (doggie style) with no break in the film or clean up between guys. Semen drips out of her ass after Steve removes his cock. More cum shoots out of Cindy's ass with some hitting the camera lens as Cindy cum farts (more cum also drips down over her pussy). Some more cum hits the camera lens as she cum farts a few more times from her ass. Cindy briefly fingers her ass, tastes her finger and she licks the camera lens. The camera moves in for a close-up of her pussy and asshole as the scene ends.

Scene Three: Isabel Ice, Erik Everhard and Steve Holmes.
Isabel is a very cute and sexy sandy blonde with short hair and a nicely tanned body from Wales. She first enters Jules's house wearing a casual white summer outfit with heels, but quickly changes into a sexy outfit that includes a black halter top, zebra striped tight fitting pants that are pink and black (no white) and heels. Isabel gyrates her fine ass for Jules in his bathroom and also outdoors by his pool. She lowers her pants in back and spreads open her butt cheeks for Jules. Isabel shows off her pubes and pussy before they head back indoors to join her two male partners in Jules's large living room. Both guys get to feel her ass as she shakes her butt for them. Steve takes out his hard cock for her to suck on as Erik joins them. Isabel's feet briefly play with Erik's cock before he rips open the crotch of her pants open to plant his face between her cheeks (she's still blowing Steve). Isabel sucks and strokes on Steve's cock (some deep throating) while Erik's hand rubs her pussy before he starts fucking her standing doggie style. Isabel does some dirty talking. Erik spanks Isabel's butt several times during the scene. Isabel deep throats Erik from her pussy while Steve fucks her ass doggie style. She deep throats Steve "ass to mouth" as Erik fucks her ass doggie style. Isabel is then double penetrated. Steve moves his cock from her pussy into her gaping asshole (after Erik pulls out of her ass). Isabel briefly blows both men (Erik is deep throated). Isabel's pants are removed as they dp her some more (Steve wraps his hand around her throat and swats her face a few times). She tells them how good it feels and not to stop. She performs more oral sex and deep throat. Isabel loves it as she takes both cocks in her ass at the same time (she performs ATM on them both). She has Steve's cock in her ass when she gives Erik the choice of where to put his cock (he chooses more double anal). Erik and Isabel finger her pussy during double anal sex. The men pull out for a gape shot, but Erik begins sticking his cock in and out of Isabel's gaping asshole. Steve very briefly licks Isabel's gaping asshole and pussy while she blows Erik. Steve, then Erik, fuck Isabel's ass doggie style and cum in her ass while she talks dirty to them (no clean-up or break in film after Steve pulls out). Isabel reaches her hand down to catch cum as it drips out of her asshole. She licks cum off her hand and foot. Isabel reaches down again, but no more cum drips out of her ass. Isabel shows the camera the cum in her mouth before swallowing it and saying "yummy". *Isabel talks to her partners during most of the scene.

Scene Four: Jasmine Tame, Erik Everhard and Jerry.
Jasmine is a very pretty and sexy blonde with large enhanced breasts (she sort of resembles Madonna with the way she's wearing her hair). She's wearing heels with fluffy pink shorts and a white belly shirt that has large black dots on it and zippers in front. Jasmine is indoors chatting with Jules as she masturbates, spreads open her butt cheeks, caresses her tits and fingers her pussy. Jasmine walks into another room where she fingers her ass and tastes her finger. The men enter the scene to lube and finger her asshole before a clear dildo is inserted. Erik fingers her pussy with the dildo in her ass before she tastes the toy from her ass. Another dildo is inserted in her ass, which she deep throats from her ass. Jasmine gets on her knees to suck and stroke both cocks (some deep throating). Jasmine rides Jerry cowgirl in her pussy for a minute before she also starts blowing Erik (Jerry fingers her asshole). She blows Jerry from her pussy while Erik fucks her doggie style (Erik uses his thumbs to gape her asshole while he fucks her pussy). Erik moves his cock into Jasmine's ass doggie style (he pulls his cock out for some semi gape shots). Jerry briefly chokes Jasmine while the men double penetrate her. Jasmine is dp'd in a few positions with only Erik fucking her anally. Jasmine sucks their cocks from her pussy and ass. Jerry finally gets to fuck Jasmine's ass when Erik pulls his cock out so Jerry can move his cock from her pussy into her ass and back to her pussy (he does this twice). Jerry is fucking Jasmine's ass doggie style when Jasmine says she wants cum in her ass. Jerry pulls of Jasmine's asshole and cums in between her butt cheeks (Jerry's cum lands on her pussy with some cum dripping off, he briefly sticks his cock back in her ass, he cums above her asshole and swipes the cum with his cock as he reinserts his cock back in her ass) Some cum drips out of Jasmine's ass before she sucks on Jerry's wet cock and while Erik starts fucking her ass doggie style (no break in the film or clean up). Erik cums completely inside of Jasmine's ass. She sits up, but no cum drips out of her ass until she gets help from Erik's finger, which is when it all flows out.

Contents Of Disc Two - Please Insert Disc 2 To View The Following: Weapons Of Ass Destruction 5 Part 2, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Biography, Behind The Scenes, Cast List, Trailers and Websites.

Websites - www.julesjordan.com, www.julesjordanvideo.com, www.spermswallowers.com

Disc Two
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Scene Five: August and Kris Slater.
August is a very sexy and attractive girl with long straight hair that's a mixture of blonde and brunette (she has a nicely tanned body with bikini lines). She's wearing a very sexy light blue bikini with pink trim and heels. August shakes her ass and tits for Jules as he talks to her outside his house (she spreads open her butt cheeks before heading indoors). Kris feels her butt cheeks and sucks on her tits as she sits on and grinds his lap. August is all smiles as she removes her string bikini. Kris swats and kisses her fine ass before licking her asshole. August spits, strokes and sucks on Kris's cock with some deep throating. She turns so he can slide his cock between the crack of her ass. August rubs his cock over her pussy before she rides him reverse cowgirl. She briefly sucks his cock from her pussy. They move to a sofa where Kris eats some pussy before they resume fucking (missionary). She again sucks cock from her pussy. Kris lubes her asshole before inserting a clear butt plug into her ass. August walks around with the toy in her ass before her pussy is fucked by Kris doggie style. Kris removes the butt plug from August's ass and he reinserts his cock. August does some masturbating during sex and some dirty talking. They have anal sex in a few positions with August sucking his cock "ass to mouth". Kris pulls his cock out for some semi gape shots. August does more stroking, sucking and deep throating on Kris's cock (she talks dirty to him). Kris starts jerking off before shooting cum on August's face and into her open mouth (mostly on her face). August sucks on Kris's cock before spitting cum out between her tits and onto her stomach. She wipes some cum over her tongue using her hand and then again spits it out between her tits. August says "I'm a mess, aren't I".

Scene Six: Jamie Elle and Steve Holmes.
Jamie is a very cute and sexy blonde with very long straight hair and a nicely tanned body with no bikini lines (Jamie is usually a brunette). She's lying outdoors wearing a sexy black bikini that has little white dots on it with pink strings, sunglasses and heels. Jamie is touching herself as she lies outdoors. She walks inside to answer her front door. Steve is looking for someone who isn't home. Jamie leads him upstairs so he can use her bathroom. Steve masturbates on the toilet while reading a magazine. Jamie briefly watches him, before she goes back outdoors where she's watched by Steve. Steve comes outdoors with his hard cock sticking out through his shorts. He caresses her tits before lowering her bikini bottom to lick her asshole. Jamie strokes his cock in her hand before squatting down to suck on it (some deep throating). He uses his hand on her pussy while she uses her hand on his cock. Steve is standing behind Jamie as he briefly sticks his cock between her legs before they head indoors. Steve licks her pussy and then fucks her. Jamie gives Steve more head that includes stroking, spitting and more deep throat. They screw some more. Jamie does some dirty talking at times during the scene. They fuck in a couple more positions before Steve moves his cock into Jamie's ass. They have anal sex in a few positions with some "ass to mouth" cocksucking performed by Jamie and Steve pulling out for some anal gape shots. Steve fingers her pussy while fucking her ass missionary. Steve is fucking Jamie's ass in the spoon position when he cums in side of her. Cum drips onto the sofa and the floor when Steve pulls his cock out of her ass. Jamie licks and plays with some of the cum on the floor. Jamie tastes her fingers and she then wipes more of the cum with her hand. Steve strokes his cock off as he cums again, but this time into Jamie's open mouth and on her lower face. Jamie swallows and briefly gives Steve more head.

Special Features
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Cumshot Recap - Replays the cumshots from the film (12:54).

Behind The Scenes - Some sex and some edited footage from all six scenes. The BTS footage opens with Amy in her sexy red nurse's dress and closes with her taking a facial from Jules (29:18).

Photo Gallery - Still photos taken during the sex scenes.

Cast List - Matches the girls name with her scene number.

Biography - Four paragraph bio on director Jules Jordan.

Trailers - Breast Worship, Ass Worship 9, Feeding Frenzy 8, Black Owned, Jenna Haze Darkside, Tunnel Vision and Weapons Of Ass Destruction 4.

Websites - www.julesjordan.com, www.julesjordanvideo.com, www.spermswallowers.com

Lenny (LSB)