Weapons Of Ass Destruction 5 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/26/2006

Welcome fans to a special dvd for many fans out there who have longed to see Amy Reid take a cock up her ass, well that day has finally arrived. Not sure if this was her first anal shot but it's the first one I'm seeing. The opening credits and sound effects are really cool for this dvd. You see a pretty impressive cast for this two disc set too, Amy, August, Jasmine Tame, Jamie Elle, and Cindy Crawford make up some real hot asses which will get drilled. As the air raid sirens are ringing out and the machine gun fire is raging I say let's duck our heads and jump right in as I see Amy Reid and her sexy body just waiting.

Amy Reid:

Well this girl is probably no stranger to most of you out there who've been following the jizz biz these past few months, there have been plenty of big breast titles coming out nearly all of which feature this sexy babe. Well now we get to see her equally sexy ass get some long needed attention and who can blame Jules Jordan for keeping this sexpot all for himself. The scene gets underway with a fade in to Amy who's wearing some candy apple red medical clothing as you see the white plus sign on them. Amy then opens up her coat a little letting that ample cleavage spill out, then we follow her up a few stairs where that ass gets its first camera time. Amy is very good at playing with her boobs as we will see, lots of good caressing is done and honestly there isn't much more I can say about how excellent her tits are, they're beautiful. Amy then goes into the bedroom where she finds Jules lying on the bed so he's the patient, hey can I be sick too! Amy hovers over Jules offering those melons for some early sucking and Jules gets right to it as Amy loses the coat leaving only the red bra underneath. I think someone should just shoot a solo tease of Amy playing with her tits, licking them, caressing them, those babies are jerk off material all on their own. Amy then does a little grinding over Jules cock which I'm sure got it raging hard and she soon is engulfing that dick in some well shot oral. Amy has definitely gotten better in all facets of her scenes that I've been watching lately, she's been in more gonzo oriented fare so I'm sure that helped. Moving to the sex you get Jules sliding in for a standing doggie and Amy's ass is opened up so we get a super view of it. Staying in doggie Jules starts warming that tush up for action using a decent sized glass toy to spread those cheeks with Amy doing TA2M so hopes are strong she'll do actual A2M. Finally at just after 9am as I'm typing this Jules penetrates her ass, again opened up nicely so we don't miss a single stroke and sure enough Amy does A2M and several times too. Obviously the reverse cowgirl anal was a huge winner here with those titties flopping and you get a superb shot looking up as she's riding him. Wrapping up this anal debut we get some mish anal, some good oral and then Jules explodes most of it hitting her face/ mouth with Amy doing cleanup. This girl warmed up to the anal real well and I hope there are a few more anal scenes with her coming out, I know of at least one.

Cindy Crawford:

Up next we have the former JKP girl who left there and dove headfirst into some hardcore sex and this scene here is a continuation of that. You see Cindy from far away to start leaning against the kitchen counter and we see her slowly make her way towards us and you see she's got on a mixture of mesh stockings, g-string, heels with blue and black making up the color scheme. Cindy is all smiles too when Jules greets her and she's showing a playful spirit too as the camera zooms in. Unlike Amy we've got a few anal scenes with Cindy to look at but it's always great to see a sexy girl do this on camera and Cindy gives some good tease shots of that ass which will be fucked shortly. Erik and Steve then join in and both these fellas are ready to play at any time so we get some toy play to her ass as well as some fingerbanging. The shot with Cindy in mish with her legs spread taking the toy up her ass was hot as she's also sucking dick here. Erik then loses the toy and replaces it with his cock and he's pounding hard from the start which suited Cindy just fine. Still in mish you get Papa Holmes sliding his German missile up her poopchute- again nice open shot so we see the penetration, then we move on to reverse anal with skull fucking and she's dp'd too in this position along with some dirty talk from Miss Crawford. Moving on you see more of that ass when they get to cowgirl anal, kinda wish she's lost the outfit so we could see her body fully naked but at least her ass is mostly free to be fucked which it is real hard and there's another dp here. They close out with some spoon, then there's more cowgirl, doggie and it was in this position the guys left their loads deep in her ass so creampies are the finish here and she pushes some out as her ass gapes and farts-- Yuck! Still a good scene for Cindy fans.

Isabel Ice:

This next scene should be a doozy as it features the Welsh porn hottie Isabel Ice who begins the scene walking up the stairs outside. She's in white shorts which snuggly hug her ass and she's got on a white top too. The shots of her ass as she's walking were great. Isabel arrives to the front door, rings the bell and Jules answers letting her in. Isabel enters and we get more good camera moving around her body. There's more walking about with Jules following camera just behind her ass so we see it the whole time. Isabel then does the bendover and pull the shorts tight up her ass crack trick but only briefly before the shorts fall back over her nice bootie. Isabel then goes in for a wardrobe change and we get some striped pink and black pants and they really hug her body. There's a black top which looks like it will come off real easy. Isabel then shakes her ass up and down a bit and the stripes moving could mess with your eyes if you try to focus to hard but I imagine you all are since it's her ass! Jules and Isabel then head outside where we follow along with Isabel pausing to shake that ass ever so slowly, grinding style and she also pulls the pants down just a bit to let her ass out and damn those are some fine cheeks grinning back at us. Miss Ice then heads back indoors where she finds Erik and Steve patiently sitting and waiting. Erik is hands on with that ass in no time giving it a few spanks, then she heads over to Papa Holmes who lets her sit and grind over his bulging shorts. Holmes is always a horny guy so his cock is soon out and Isabel is lavishing her affections all over it as Erik gets behind Isabel taking his cock out and slapping it against her covered ass. Erik says fuck this and rips those pants wide open giving him clear access to bury his face deep in her ass crack getting the full aroma that is Isabel Ice! His cock then does a few more slaps against her bare ass now and he fingers that pussy pleasing Isabel. Erik then starts sliding his schlong inside Isabel's kittie and the pace is frantic from the start which is right up her alley. There is plenty of early anal action too by both men along with some good hard dp action and you see clearly how much this pleases Isabel. The guys then get their dicks cleaned off by Isabel doing some A2M, P2M along with some serious skull fucking plus her sexy accent is mixed in. After some good hard cowgirl anal you get Erik sliding behind to fill her ass with his dick so some double anal for our Welsh slut!! For the finish it appears we get more creampies as Steve nails her in doggie leaving his load inside and Erik soon follows with the hate plow also leaving it's seed in a doggie anal creampie. Isabel then sperads her cheeks and a nice bit spills out which she licks off her fingers. She even licks some up off her foot. Isabel is alwasy a fun girl to watch, she clearly enjoys what she's doing and it's such fun to watch her at play.

Jasmine Tame:

The last scene on disc one starts with a great bend over shot of Jasmine who's wearing some pink fuzzy shorts and she's got a white/ black dotted shirt on. We get generous shots of her ass to get this tease going and also Jasmine dips her fingers inside those shorts to diddle her pussy. Miss Tame then pulls the shorts down allowing us a clear view as she spreads her ass wide and there's even a little gaping here. After more great time checking her ass out from ground level they swing the shot around so she can take those tits out, caressing and even licking at one nipple. The ground shots then show us Jasmine fingering her pussy and those close views had me wanting to jump through the screen for a taste. Jasmine then heads to the big living room area where she gets comfy on a chair and does more ass fingering this time to her ass. Jasmine is then joined by her two swinging dicks and we get some serious toy play to her butt as well as more fingerbangin to her pussy. Miss Tame does some TA2M before replacing that with the two hard dicks giving them some great oral. We see Jasmine able to deep throat pretty easily as Jules also works in a good shot looking down upon her sucking cock. As for the sex you get her fucked in cowgirl, then doggie anal, the reverse dp as well as one in cowgirl. The guys even manage to work in the standing dp before we get the finish in doggie and one more time the guys leave their loads inside her ass. The second guy comes in and as he's putting his cock in you see the previous load spilling out so if you're squeamish at all you might FF. Jasmine is able to get a little to seep out at first but with Erik's help more spills out, thus ending disc one.

August:

On we go to the second disc of this explosive dvd, just listen to the air raid sirens and bullets being fired as the credits play! This girl here, August, has quite the nice bubble butt and we get an early shot of that ass when her scene opens. The sunlight was splashing down upon that tush and watching her slowly walk up the stairs offered quite the nice view for us, then she pauses to do the bend over shot with some ass shaking as well, plus she squats down spreading her ass. Going inside we find Kris Slater waiting and she climbs right on top and he's quickly spanking/ fondling her booty with more good ground views given. August then lets her tits out for some air allowing Kris some melons to suck on and she grinds her pussy over his holstered cock. Kris then has August lie flat on her stomach arching her ass up ever so slightly and he gets right down there to finger her booty. August then fully loses her outfit and there's more sexy footage of her nude body shot with Kris getting behind her to lick her ass some. Then it's August's turn for some oral and she does a fine job servicing Kris's dick, nice long slow licks along with great eye contact. Sexwise you get reverse to start and Jules delivers a real good floor shot here at the outset then pulls back for a full on view. Kris then does some hard mish fucking with August doing P2M, then he uses a butt plug on her ass to spread it some more, then his cock is slowly inserted from behind. August then turns her ass facing us as there's further anal and we get some solid knob polishing to close with August receiving several sprays from Kris's cock as the pop goes all over.

Jamie Elle:

our final scene stars this sexy young girl who begins her scene outdoors lounging out by the pool. Shades on and a skimpy bikini help complete her outfit. Jamie has her hands slowly gliding around her inner thighs and over her covered pussy and Jules lets the camera do a nice loop around to give us the shot. Jamie then must have heard the door bell because she gets up and goes to answer the door. Steve Holmes is there and she lets him in. Mr. Holmes needs to use the lavatories so she guides him upstairs to show him where it is, of course this allows us to check out her ass as she walks and you see a smiling Steve doing the same thing! Steve then finds a dirty magazine with Jesse Jane on the cover and he sits to do whatever,lol, and we see Jamie come back getting a shot of him on the john jerking his rod. An embarassed Jamie quickly pulls back and goes back outside where she starts her own little self pleasure party pulling her tits out and wow those are some nice nipples she's got there fans. You see Steve standing in the window above furiously jerking his rod to what he's seeing below and Jamie then sees him spying on her but this only turns her on as we get Steve coming outside to join her. I like how his cock is still poking through the shorts, he gets behind Jamie to cup those modest but beautifully sized tits, then her ass is revealed and Papa Holmes buries his face deep in those ass cheeks and this seemed to please Jamie a lot. She reaches back then to jerk on his hardening cock, then she drops down engulfing it as the sun splashes down upon her face but you don't miss a thing here, very nice oral from Miss Elle though it's brief. The twosome then head inside where we get Jamie lying on a couch spreading her legs wide and Steve dives in for another taste of both holes. Mr. Holmes then slides his cock in giving several confident strokes to Jamie in mish, then it's on to cowgirl and wow you really see how hot and sexy her ass is here fans. You also get Miss Elle's ass violated here starting in spoon, then in doggie and finally in mish/ spoon and it's here in spoon anal where Steve leaves his load so this is like the fourth creampie finish and looking on the front it's right there advertising now with anal creampies! Some reaches the wooden floor and Jamie's nasty enough to drop down and lick some up, then we see Steve's saved up enough for a second pop which he rains down into her open mouth. Jamie Elle has always been welcome on my tv and this scene didn't change that a bit, love to watch her fuck.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans this was another solid entry in this popular series. If creampie finishes aren't your bag you still should check this out for the excellent anal sex and oral also, plus this has Amy Reid taking it up the ass and that's well worth checking out. The strongest scene was probably Isabel's and that's no surprise but I also enjoyed Jamie Elle a lot, she's got a great body, cute face and can do some great anal sex. Amy, of course, was great to see, the tits were dreamy and the ass is finally fucked. Extras for this include a cumshot recap, a photo gallery, cast list for both discs, and there's some behind the scenes too. This is a strong recommendation for purchase but note that most of the scenes have anal creampies for the finish.