Weapons of Ass Destruction 3 (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  7/12/2004

People can throw around terms like this is an event dvd but then it's up to said dvd to live up to that hype. To say this about a Jules Jordan dvd is not far fetched at all as he's put out some of the most strokeable porn of the last few years so I have high hopes for this one. This dvd has five scenes and three reviews I know of have already given good blow by blow descriptions of the scenes so I'll give some of that but moreso just my impressions of what I was seeing. One thing to look forward to is the first time squirting of Teagan in her scene and guess what that just happens to be the first scene!!

Teagan:

This girl is really taking the biz by storm this year and while she has room to improve as far as energy and performance her biggest plus I see is her World Class Ass and folks she knows how to use the bootie and Jules is a master at shooting the bootie! As for this scene the first ten minutes or so Teagan is tied up to a door and lets Mark Ashley dominate her pretty hard. One little detail I liked was how her eye makeup matched the color of the ball gag in her mouth! Such attention to small details like this is one area that sets Jules above so many other directors. I also dug the lighting and Jules gives plenty of good shots of Miss Teagan's ass so fans of hers should be most pleased. Action wise I couldn't have been more happier as the blowjob and fucking were real good with Teagan continuing to show signs of improvement. Like a good girl Teagan lets her pooper get drilled and she even takes a couple of anal beads inside licking them clean of course. Cowgirl anal was flat out awesome, is there a better position for this girl, I think not!! There's a big facial with some cleanup and thus ends probably her best scene along with Internal Cumbustion 4! I see nothing but upside with this girl and hope she has good people around her so we continue to see nothing but better and better sex scenes and of course lots of ASS Shots!!

bono-Meter: 10!

Tiffany Mynx:

Up next is a true legend in the jizz biz especially for fans of harder sex scenes. Miss Mynx is always ready to fuck and wearing a hot little suit to start this scene you could tell her engines were firing on all cylinders! The tease was well done making me salivate at the thought of what was about to transpire. So it's four cocks for Tiffany, I'd say that's breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a late night snack!! The four man blowjob was a personal highlight and Tiffany certainly loves to suck cock as is so easily seen here. Like I said this girl is ready to fuck so this hardcore action rocked all the way through to the analization of Tiffany's ass and of course she's dp'd! The guys have good aim with their pops so plenty of spunk is there for this porn goddess to enjoy! Well done.

bono-Meter: 9.5

Roxy Jezel & Jayna Oso:

Ok, we've got a two girl party for this scene. Roxy is the top dog as she leads Jayna around by a leash and collar attached to her neck. Lots of domination, rough kissing, ass slapping, yes all the things your grandpa loves!!! Along with Michael Stefano this power trio rivals RUSH with all the great energy they bring to their encounter. Loved the g/g rimming and Roxy's accent continues to be a huge turn on for me plus you add in the anal beads lovingly inserted in Jayna's ass. Jayna also gets the early fucking as Michael lays the lumber to her starting in doggie. The two girls also stand side by side with Michael going from girl to girl so that was cool plus we get some hot gagging from Miss Roxy. The ass eating chain the trio shot also looked great and when the girls sat on a stool you got Michael thrusting up into each pooper as they were prefectly positioned for his cock to ram in. The cowgirl anal for Jayna was smoking and Roxy was so eager to do A2OGM, nasty girls!! Another hot chain forms with Jayna rimming Roxy and Michael doing Jayna in her ass doggiestyle, incredible! Roxy receives the pop in her mouth then like a good girl she swaps the jizz over to Jayna's mouth and they cum kiss!! Just an amazing scene with everyone giving it their all and I suspect this one will get some recognition cum awards season and deservedly so!

bono-Meter: 10!

Rose:

We got another hot group scene and this cutie wastes no time dropping down to give a really hot double double blowjob-- meaning she's sucking four schlongs!! Jules really shoots these types of blowjobs so well, see his successful Feeding Frenzy series for further proof. Rose really sets a smoldering tone with her eye contact, some slow sucking/ licking, and yes she takes them all deep into her mouth! The sex was also shot well giving us lots of good footage of Rose opening up all her holes for business. The side saddle shots during doggie are sure to be crowd pleasers as will the shots captured during the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl dp's. This scene ends with lots of jizz raining down on her pretty face. Good scene and it definitely kept the awesome momentum going this dvd had going for it.

bono-Meter: 9.5

Charmane:

You gotta love the vinyl trenchcoat and shades she's wearing as she first arrives. The hair is also made up well and the knee high mesh stockings were also real hot. The floor shots were also a good touch as were the facial closeups, such an attractive face wouldn't you agree! Jules is no fool and keeps this Asian delicacy for himself. I loved how Charmane seemed to beg to suck Jule's cock and when it was unleashed she pounced. As for the sex a great energy was seen during it and highlights were mish-- great overhead & underneath shots, doggie-- good side saddle shots here , and moving on reverse cowgirl kicked ass startin with the ground shots. There is anal folks and Jules slides right in her pooper starting in doggie progressing to an amazing cowgirl anal-- smokin floor view, mish anal looked good up close plus there's A2M and finally Jules pops and guys/ gals he really saved up the jizz as her left eye gets covered in white with some also reaching her right eye and her nose-- a jizzterpiece!! Great scene for her.

bono-Meter: 9.5

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Wow, this is easily one of Jules best efforts, there have been many I know but still well done!! Each scene totally rocks and the two best I saw among this great dvd were Teagans- she keeps getting better and better and the other was the phenomenal trio of Roxy, Jayna, and Michael Stefano. So to say this dvd is highly recommended goes without saying but I'll say it anyway! Xtra wise this disc is power packed with goodies but hey this is Evil Angel and they rock with their extras!! There are two fetish menus and on the first one you can check out the various toys used on the ladies, the hot blowjobs can be revisited, some spanking, and finally some anal highlights are shown. Moving on to Fetish Menu #2 and this one offers squirting from Teagans scene, some rimming, double penetrations, A2M, and yes the cumshots are shown once more. The Xtra footage is a must see I'd say as these girls rocked so naturally I want more and here it is! A photo gallery is included as are teasers for four other recent Jules titles. The cast list by scene is always a helpful addition to the Evil Angel dvd. So there you go these asses were scoped out and the missiles fired and with Jules directing there were plenty of direct hits!!