We All Scream For Ass Cream Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/8/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 123 min.

Production Date: 3 / 25 / 2004 thru 4 / 08 / 2004

Director: Chris Streams

Cast: Lanny Barbi, Jayna Oso, Mandy Bright, Pason, Ariana Jollee, Mr. Pete, Lee Stone, Frank Gun, Zenza Raggi, Mark Ashley, and Steve Hooper

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I love pie, and the anal cream variety are one of my favorites. I can’t help but go into this one with high expectations.

Initial Reaction: It definitely made a great first impression for 3rd Degree!

Who Should Watch It : Fans of anal sex and anal cream pies

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for something that can be shown on Food TV

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done for an old school gonzo style movie. The audio is nicely balanced, although there are a few moments when Chris seems just a hair too loud. There are a few very minor background noises, but they seem to fit in as a part of the location that lends authenticity to it rather than feeling cheap or like somebody didn’t edit the movie well enough. The video is also very nicely done. There’s barely any grain and the few shadows that pop up feel like they should be there. For a movie that appears to be shot mostly from a hand held position, there are very few camera shakes or soft focus problems which normally interfere with movies like this.

Music: None

False Advertising: Ben English is listed in the opening credits of the movie, but doesn’t appear in the movie. Normally I’d deduct a half point from the overall score because of this, but I’m not here since he isn’t listed on the cover with the rest of the guys and because for some reason I feel like being a nice guy while writing this review. I’ll chalk this one up to a rookie mistake, and hope that 3rd Degree doesn’t make the same mistake twice (cuz then I might not feel like being a nice guy).

Menus: The menus are very nicely done. The main menu blends a little animation, a still from the cover, and a clip of the movie. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a clip of the scene, a scene number, and the names of everybody in the scene.

The Feature

We All Scream for Ass Cream goes with a simple idea, anal cream pies. Each scene starts out with a long tease and frequently a bit of anal masturbation, It moves on through the sex and finishes things up with the girl taking every drop of guy goo in her poop chute.

Scene 1 - Lanny Barbi, Mark Ashley, and Steve Hooper

Buxum brunette Lanni, who has a couple tattoos and a pierced navel and hood, starts things out splashing a little water around in a pool wearing only a bikini that’s too small to cover everything you’re wanting to see. Chris follows her with his camera, and is lucky enough to grope her without getting sprayed with Mace. After a bit the guys join her, and she slowly sucks and strokes their cocks before letting Mark take her straight to the A from behind. She moves over to take a little reverse cowgirl anal from Steve and even sucks her ass off his cock when it’s offered to her. Lanni lets the guys trade back and forth pile driving her ass, and shows off plenty of gapes. Finally, she lets the guys pop in her gaping ass and then farts it back up.

This is the first scene I’ve watched from 3rd Degree, and I’ve gotta say that they’ve made a great first impression. Lanny is gorgeous and does a fantastic job here. She seems just as into the tease as she is into the sex, and manages to play to the camera without going overboard and ruining things. This is a very hot scene.

Scene 2 - Jayna Oso and Lee Stone

Jayna starts out giving Chris a nice slow tease with her great ass. She crawls up a staircase to a buttplug he’s left for her, and then impales her ass on it for him. She doesn’t bother to take it out completely when she sees Lee watching her and spanking the monkey, but she does take it out long enough to give it a good taste. She gives Lee a good and sloppy blowjob before hopping up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. They get in a little cowgirl as well so Lee can play with Jayna’s plug before she turns around and takes it in the ass reverse cowgirl style. Lee also pummels Jayna’s ass from behind before blowing his nutty goodness inside it. Naturally, Jayna farts it back out for the world to see.

This is an okay scene that I’m sure many others will like more than I did. I know Jayna has a large following, but she just doesn’t do it for me. She’s the latest in the string of nasty girls who seem like they’ll do anything it takes for somebody to pay attention to them. Jayna adds the vocals to do with the sex acts, and although I can see that she and Lee have nice chemistry and put some very good energy into the scene, it just didn’t do much for me.

Scene 3 - Mandy Bright and Mark Ashley

Mandy starts things out on a barstool that shows off her ass amazingly well. She turns a glass dildo that Chris had ready for her loose on her ass and then crawls to the top of a staircase to suck Mark’s cock. Gentleman that he is, Mark rewards her with a tongue for her pussy and even fingers her until she squirts. Since her pussy appears more than satisfied, Mandy impales her ass on Mark’s cock reverse cowgirl style and then hungrily sucks it clean. She lets Mark take her ass from behind and missionary style. Mark rolls Mandy on her side as he fucks her ass, and gets her back onto all fours a little later. Finally, Mark strokes himself into Mandy’s ass and fucks it in. Naturally, Mandy farts it back out to admire his handiwork.

This is an excellent scene! Mandy nearly overdoes the vocals, but instead it comes off with such great chemistry that it worked for me. I think another part of it is that Mandy has such a natural sexuality that it’s hard to not believe her vocals are authentic. Mark matches Mandy’s vocals with some great energy, and the two of them make this an extremely hot scene.

Scene 4 - Pason, Sasha, and Frank Gun

Redheaded cutie Pason starts out the penultimate scene wearing a little black and red lingerie and spreading her ass for Chris. Both she and Chris play with her ass a little as she sucks a clear buttplug to prepare it for her hole. She slides it into her ass, lets Chris play with it, and then sucks it clean before moving onto the other clear toy on the pool table. She sucks this one briefly before sliding it in her pussy as we learn that the first toy found its way back into her ass. Finally, Pason finds her way to a staircase with Frank and Sasha waiting at the bottom with hard cocks in need of sucking. Pason works her mouth and hands between their cocks before Frank fucks her from behind. She takes a little reverse cowgirl time with Sasha before Frank pulls out her plug so he can fuck her ass from behind. They try moving to a new location, but Sasha can’t make it too far before needing a little reverse cowgirl anal action with Pason. He pops in her ass and then keeps going. He trades back and forth with Frank as they work Pason through a few more positions including teaming up to give her a double penetration cowgirl style. Finally, Frank blows not just one, but two ball bursts into Pason’s ass while fucking her from behind before letting her push it back out.

This is another great scene. Pason takes on Frank and Sasha with ease, and the guys put plenty of energy into banging her back door. She gives off some nice vocals, and every moment of the scene comes off as a winner.

Scene 5 - Ariana Jollee, Zenza Raggi, Frank Gun, and Mr. Pete

Arianna, well known for drawing out at least one stalker-type on Adult DVD Talk, starts out the final scene working on her ass with a red buttplug. After giving her ass a good reaming with it she sucks it clean and then lets Chris help her turn her attention to her pussy. Before they can make her squirt, Chris calls in the guys and sends Arianna after them. She attacks Frank’s cock through the staircase railing first, before moving on to Zensa’s cock and finally Mr. Pete’s peter. She takes a good throat-fucking from each of the guys before they carry her up the staircase to a couch so Frank can tongue her twat. They lay her back and take turns fucking her pussy before moving on to her ass. They slap Arianna lightly and hold her down as they fuck her, which only seems to turn her on more. They quickly more on to give Arianna a DP, and keep taking her back and forth between getting fucked by one cock and two. Of course, Arianna doesn’t turn down a taste of her juices from any of the guy’s cocks as they fuck her, and it doesn’t matter which hole the juices come from. Arianna even lets the guys double team her ass before laying back in pile driver and letting the guys each fuck and then pop in her gaping ass. Finally, Arianna cumfarts it back out with a smile on her face.

Several words come to mind watching this scene. The first is always “Holy”. For the second, I was constantly torn between “crap”, “shit”, “fuck”, and any other word you can fit in there. Arianna is nothing short of amazing in this scene, and had my jaw hanging down repeatedly. There’s plenty of nasty energy, and just as much nasty chemistry to go with it. Watching this scene you can see why some guys have little statues of Arianna on the dashboard of their car that they go out and worship to during their lunch break. This is an amazing scene, and one that most guys are going to want to keep a clean cum rag handy for while watching.

We All Scream for Ass Cream is one heck of a great anal cream pie movie. Although Jana Oso’s scene didn’t work for me, I’m sure it will work for others, and for that reason I’m more than willing to say that every scene here is a winner. Through the entire movie Chris Steams shows that he’s learned plenty from working under Pat Myne (but not in the gay way, at least not as far as we know). To start with, Chris learned the little things like the importance of not rushing things right down to taking his time as he shows the cum dripping out of each girls’ ass. He also learned that sexy outfits and a long tease do a great job of helping to set the mood for a scene, as every scene starts out on a high note. He even learned to pick people who lick to work together, as there’s plenty of chemistry in each scene to go with the high energy level. We All Scream for Ass Cream is a fantastic fuck flick, and a must have for all fans of anal cream pies.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Share the Load and Don’t Tell My Daddy. The photo gallery contains roughly forty great looking snapshots and full screen photos. Finally, there’s a nine and a half minute cumshot loop and a behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about eleven minutes. After a nice montage of the photos being shot set to some harder rock music, it moves to Chris Streams working with the cast. You get to see some of the scenes being shot as well as the cast having a bit of fun on the set. You even get to see some of the rough part of Chris Steams’ job as director, such as oiling up Lanny Barbi. It’s a nice featurette and well worth checking out if you enjoyed the people in the movie.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, group, anal, ass to mouth, anal cream pies, cum farting, toys, masturbation, squirting, double penetration, rimming (female > male), and double anal

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of 3rd Degree’s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with quite a few stores offering them for about $20. This one’s well worth the money. The action is hot, the technical aspects are nicely done, and there’s even a little care put into the extras. This is a very nicely done DVD.

Note to 3rd Degree: For a new studio, you’re definitely on the right track! Keep up the great work!

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