We All Scream For Ass Cream Review

Cast (in scene order):
Lanny Barbi, Jayna Oso, Mandy Bright, Pason, Ariana Jollee

My review:
If there was ever going to be a blind purchase of a porno, this would be it. The combination of the cover art – the incredibly gorgeous Lanny wearing 2 pieces of string with enough fabric barely to cover her nipples and pussy – and the title – We All Scream For Ass Cream – should have piqued a lot of consumer interest. And for those who took the leap of faith, they were well rewarded. If you did not take the leap and you’re a fan of scenes with hot chicks getting analized, ass creampies and cumfarting, then place your order now.

Third Degree is a new studio and based on some reviews I’ve read, they are off and running with strong momentum. The DVD authoring and camerawork here is flawless and it helps that the director of this movie is Chris Streams. I’m a little familiar with him from his earlier camera work at Fusxion and his directorial work at Zero Tolerance and he brings a lot of experience to Third Degree and has a good eye for capturing scenes on camera.

Scene 1 – Lanny Barbi:
The scene starts with Lanny coming out of the pool in the string bikini and she has got a smoking hot body with enhanced boobs and pierced clit. Lanny walks indoors and the sex starts when 2 guys enter the living room. Lanny doesn’t have any deepthroat skills but she makes up for it with lots of spit and effort. The scene jumps right into anal in doggie and her servicing the other guy with her mouth. The scene continues with anal in RCG and piledriver but there is no DP. But boy oh boy, there is some gaping. Finally, Lanny gets both cumshots sprayed onto her asshole in piledriver position. This is the only scene where there is no internal ass creampie but enough cum gets in with some hand coaxing from her to perform some cumfarting. Lanny brought good heat and energy. 3 ½ out of 5.

Scene 2 – Jayna Oso:
Next up is Jayna and she starts by sitting and bouncing on a sizable butt plug. She pulls it out for some ATM and back in it goes. With the plug firmly in its rightful home, Jayna squats down and begins deepthroating and gagging on a cock with a stream of spit cascading down her body. What a start to a scene. The sex starts and the plug is used in her ass to complete a DP in CG and the plug is pulled out for ATM and reinserted. The anal continues in multiple positions and Jayna is taking it like a champ. The scene ends with her taking the ass creampie in standing doggie and cumfarting it out. Ew, there is some brown coloring. Jayna is one nasty chick. 3 out of 5.

Scene 3 – Mandy Bright:
Mandy is a star that brings a high level of nastiness to every scene. Here she is wearing a sexy black corset with black lace thong and black stockings. She inserts a glass dildo in her ass and does some ATM to start the scene before she crawls up the staircase to get at the cock. Great BJ ensues with tons of spit and hard thrusting in her mouth. The guy returns the oral favor and fingers her twat rather hard. I think I saw some fluids. Anyway, it’s straight to RCA and the anal continues in doggie, mish and side mish with breaks for rough, deepthroat ATM. The guy does not have any mercy for Mandy’s ass as it gets the pounding of a lifetime. He unleashes his creampie in doggie anal and she cumfarts it out. Blazing but another girl I can’t bring home to meet mom. 4 out of 5.

Scene 4 – Pason:
Pason is a fiery hot redhead with nice boobs and a luscious butt. I’m sure Pason turns heads in public. There are 2 dildos on top of a pool table and Pason will insert them to DP herself before the action begins with 2 guys. The dildos stay in for a good while until she gets the real deal to replace them. This is a good opening tease as the hands-on director and Pason set a hot tone. The sex starts on a staircase and she gets some vag penetration while a dildo is still in her ass. She does some nice ATM clean-up of the dildo and the once that appetizer is finished, the anal entrée is served hot and fast in doggie, RC, mish and CG all the while giving oral to the other guy. The guy even grabs a handful of hair to direct her head movements on his cock.

The DP starts in CG and continues to RCG. I notice that Pason is not a screamer but the soft whimpering throughout is sexy as hell. She gets both anal creampies in standing doggie one after the other and there is cumfarting to end this hot scene. 5 out of 5.

Scene 5 – Ariana Jollee:
Saving the best for last, the final scene with Ariana is a scorcher. Ariana is a sex goddess and the energy she brings to her scenes is unparalleled in gonzo world. This scene is no exception as she takes on 3 guys and by the end will have taken a double anal. She is wearing a white mesh top and matching panties with red duct tape over her nipples. I don’t get the tape over the nipples but what do I know? She has a butt plug in place and performs some ATM, fists her vag with 4 fingers before taking turns deepthroating and gagging on all 3 guys cocks. The nasty action and roughness is prevalent throughout the scene and it is sexy. Fans of Ariana know that this is the norm for her.

The sex action here is off the charts. Let’s see, there is some rimming of the guys, a little choking, deepthroating, vag, anal and DPs in multiple positions, ATMs, double anal in CG. The piledriver anal leads to the double anal in CG as she gets flipped up and over onto the couch and here you see her body convulse from pleasure. They return to piledriver for the ass creampies and they take turns depositing their loads. Minimal cumfarting. Scene of the year. 5 out of 5.

DVD extras:
There is the standard fare of DVD extras including BTS, cum shot loop, gallery, and trailers for Share the Load and Don’t Tell My Daddy. Nothing special here. 2 out of 5.

Summary:
I recommend We All Scream For Ass Cream as a must buy. I’m not a big fan of anal creampies but the hot girls and sex action were blazing and captured very well by the camera. Each scene brought the heat and though the sex action could’ve been longer the tease segments more than made up for it. I’m going to keep an eye out for Third Degree’s releases and in the meantime, wish them the best of luck. Keep the momentum going.