We All Scream For Ass Cream Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/17/2004

A pretty catchy title don't you think and the boxcover shot with Lanny is among the best I've seen this year. You have a great wide open look at her pussy, blue is a great color, the tan is perfect, and those boobs are just begging to be sucked and fondled. A really well designed box so kudos all around, now let's hope the action is this hot.

Lanny Barbi:

The scene starts with Lanny in the pool and we watch as she feels over her beautiful body. Getting out we follow and the view is a perfect ground shot of us right up to her ass cheeks which are glistening with water beads, a truly great shot. Lanny soon frees those humongous breasts and some fondling occurs and she leans down to lick them and the great ground view is still being utilized. Lanny soon moves into the living room where Mark Ashley and Steve Hooper present their cocks and Lanny sets about giving a sensual double blowjob with some real sexy tongue licking. Sexwise it's straight to her ass in a standing doggie but the big highlights had to be the tit bouncing RCA which gets followed by piledriver anal and a fine gape is established. The boys soon fire away at that open ass and you see the cum bubble up as the scene closes, well done.

Jayna Oso:

We begin here with a fine ass shot as Miss Oso's ass cheeks are peeking out from underneath her skirt. We get up real close as her ass is caressed and Jayna also helps displaying her puckered asshole. Moving to the top of the stairs Jayna spies a toy waiting and she has a seat and she rides this toy in her ass for a period. She then gets up still with the toy residing in her bootie and she walks until she see Lee Stone but first Jayna cleans off the toy then she squats down to lube up Lee's cock with her mouth. Lots of drool from Jayna and you see a steady stream of it moving down her chest. Sexwise a strong pounding reverse cowgirl leads off with some P2M and an equally hot cowgirl follows. Soon Lee moves his schlong into Jayna's ass and we see RCA both sitting and standing-- this gave us a great view of him pounding her. They finish with some doggie and spoon anal and Lee leaves his seed which Jayna literally poops out-- that was kinda gross,lol. I certainly wouldn't want two scoops of this!!

Mandy Bright:

This next scene leads off with still another hot bootie shot and the camera just lingers on Miss Brights ass and getting up close you see she's a bit hairer in the bush than you might normally see. Mandy teases us with her eyes and a lick over her lips before we continue with the great ass/ pussy shots. Mandy then plays some with her tits rubbing them as well as lubing them with her drool. A glass toy is then utilized to get the spreading of her ass started and the tip of the toy looks like a tiny fist so I guess she fisted herself without "fisting" herself! Mandy then finishes crawling up the stairs until she reaches Mark Ashley's hard cock and she immediately attacks it going quite deep into her mouth. Moving to a comfy chair we see some oral/ finger play for Mandy and we even see her squirt a little. Sexwise she's most aggressive starting with RCA and you can just hear the strength in her voice, I loved it. Mandy gets off and gleefully licks the cock for some A2M. Other anal delights occur in doggie, mish, and it's back to doggie for the finish and Mandy is able to push out some jizz and it wasnt' as gross as the last scene.

Pason:

Here we start with a slow shot up her legs until we arrive at her bootie which is surrounded by some lacy lingerie. We get in tight on her ass before a nice shot of her face is shown. We see a toy is ready on top of a pool table and Pason bends down to suck it before she works it into her own corner pocket! Pason then crawls across the table to a second toy inserting it in her pussy creating a toy dp. Pason then moves to sit on a some stairs and Sasha and Frank Gun join and she is right to work sucking their dicks. A fine ground shot got the dual bj and her great tits in the same frame and the close views were also used which I like. Sexwise they run through a standing doggie to start but the big highlights were the dp's in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl with the pops then coming in doggie anal and the camera gets a stellar shot of the jizz pouring out of her pink ass, still don't think I'd want a scoop though!

Ariana Jollee:

This last scene starts with one final beautiful ass view and through the mesh material you see a butt plug is already firmly in place. Miss Jollee then slaps her ass red even cleaning the toy off before reinserting it. Ariana has that look on her face that I totally love so I suspect another hot scene from her. Some hard finger action then ensues with her cleaning them off practically fisting her own mouth in the process. We then see Frank, Zenza Raggi, and Mr. Pete walk down the winding stairs and Ariana goes over to greet them sucking off each cock through the railing. Soon we get a little cock circle going and Ariana works her way around gagging mightily on each schlong. They move upstairs where we see a brief pussy lick and skull fuck before the shot changes to hard fucking in mish, man those tits were bouncing. The anal action soon follows in mish, a cowgirl dp, RCA plus a dp, doggie with some rimming and A2M, some standing anal from behind, piledriver anal and finally double anal in cowgirl. They return to piledriver anal for the three pops. Ariana gets some great cum bubbles in her ass viewable before the scene closes and as much as I adore her I still wouldn't want three scoops of this,lol!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well I'm not a creampie guy and probably never will be but this is a must have I think for fans of that genre and even hardcore fans like myself can easily find something to hang their hat on with this assortment of hotties. You begin with Lanny who is a new discovery for me and end with Ariana who continues to show why she is one of the best performers working today. Xtra wise there's a photo gallery, a cumshot loop, some trailers, and finally the behind the scenes which I always urge you to check out, Lanny in a cowboy hat to start should interest you!