Vixxen Review

Reviewed by Lady Lust  on  6/22/2003

An excellent review has already been written by astroknight regarding the "plot" of this movie. But let's be honest here...we aren't renting these for their scintillating plots. Read his entry if you're curious about the story-line, I'm just here to comment on the sizzle-factor.

Good points: Decent video quality, buff n'hung guys instead of the usual fish-bellied fatties, two very hot brunettes (Jezebelle Bond and Aria) who make it worthwhile to sit through.

Bad points: HORRIBLE audio, so bad that we had to crank up the volume full-bore just to barely make out what the actors were saying, and then the music came on and blasted us out - you get the idea. Volume up and down, but mostly down so low you can't hear what is going on. So we settled for eye-candy instead.

Opening scenes with Chris Cannon and tiny-titted April were disappointingly bland. Their lackluster screw in a real barn (with real flies buzzing around them) was a turn-off to me.

Fortunately the film redeemed itself somewhat with an extremely hot scene between Aria and Lee Stone atop a limo hood. The only part that was off-putting was the quantity of spit they kept dropping on each other.

Finally we meet the real cherry of the film, the luscious Jezebelle Bond who, with her unapologetic tattoos and sweetly pierced nips, stole the show in my opinion.

We get to spy in as Jezebelle enthusiastically slams Steven St. Croix. I hardly notice the guy though - she's incredibly hot on her own. Later she plays with herself in the shower, while Cannon listens in.

Here's where I'd write the film differently. I'd bring Jez and Cannon together for a nasty neighborly hump, but for some reason that doesn't happen here.

Cannon, in fact, is ridiculously puritannical as he turns down an offer of free booty from the (admittedly skanky-looking) Michelle Michaels. It's a porn, Cannon - and a free lunch, so dive in!

Instead Cannon spouts something virtuous (instead of cum) and takes off, leaving a pouty Michelle to find solace between the thighs of her girlfriend Kaylynn. The kitchen scene between these two is fairly hot, but again I'd have cranked the heat by having Cannon linger and enter a three-way with the girls.

Alas, no threesomes at all in this slightly prissy film, and I was disappointed not to see Jezebelle in action with the lead and/or another girl. Somehow I get the feeling that would be awesome.

In conclusion, it's decent for a rental, but I'd save the big bucks for something higher in terms of quality and heat.