This Ain't Star Trek XXX Review

Reviewed by Jim Kirk  on  5/3/2010

Like Hustler films of recent, this one has a bunch of commercials at the start. It would be nice to just drop a DVD in the machine and let it roll from the start of the feature and not spend a lengthy time on ads.

Anyway, back to the feature. This is set on the original Star Trek version and in my opinion a well done Parody from the recent set of parodies that have hit our screens.

The costumes and set is very much the 1960's version, and what will always be hard for a parody (so to speak) is to match actors close to the looks of the original. This casting is not to bad, but I prefer to have an actor that performs their sex role than an actor that looks like the original anyday.

Anyway, Scene 1 starts after a bit of an intro on the bridge. Mr Spock is left on a ship with some 'sleeping' aliens. Lucky for Spock one is played by Jenna Haze in a 1960's style suit which just happens to split at the right spot after she performs a wonderful head job on Tony De Sergio's large cock. Jenna performs well in this scene and amazing how this alien can talk dirty. Jenna finishes the scene up with a nice cum shot across her mouth and she quickly feeds on the load! Jenna, once again, is a big plus for this film.

Scene 2 with Aurora Snow and Nick Manning playing the role of Khan, a very nice match indeed. Aurora is sent to Khan by the Captain to try and get information but of course Khan suddenly has his cock in Aurora's mouth. There is good number positions performed in the scene including Aurora enjoying some good anal. Nick ends the scene if a facial load and Aurora cleaning up with a smile.

Scene 3 and beamed aboard is another attraction for anyone to get this movie...Sasha Grey. She plays the role of a Vulcan who just so happens needs to be questioned by the Captain himself. Those that know Star Trek will know that there are periods every 7 years where Vulcanns go sex crazy. Lucky for us that Captain Kirk can help our poor Vulcan out in this crisis. Sasha performs well in this scene with her dirty talk right up to her sexy swallow of Evan Stone's, large load. The scene was completely in the transporter room and I was hoping to see Sasha's ass more. Otherwise a good scene!

Scene 4 and off to Dr McKoy's sick bay where a strange virus has affected Codi Carmichael that Khan has released in the ship. She has to try and cure her illness by doing a solo. It was a good solo but then Dr McKoy, played by Cheyne Collins, who just so happens becomes affected by this virus needs to release his sexuality with the help of the full bosom ship mate Codi. Another facial ends another nice scene.

To lead up to the last scene, our bad man Khan has released more of the virus affecting the Captain, Spock and Uhura. A good FMM scene with Jada Fire, who play's Uhara, on the bridge ends up with some good DP action into a double cum load hitting her face.

The movie then finishes up with the crew becoming victors over Khan... of course the good guys must win.

Overall this is a good parody. A bit of fun but the 5 scenes are worth it. Personally it would of been nice to have an FFM scene in as well and I would of given full marks, maybe next time?!

The second disc is pretty full of extras. A lot of stuff about other projects the girls have been working on at Hustler so not to bad. The only issue is ... more Hustler commercials!!!

Enjoy this one, good actors, plenty of facials and no condoms. A real turn on from me!

PS. My name here is purely coincidentally very similar to the name of the Captain of the Star Ship Enterprise. There was no intention to hide my real name.