This Ain't Happy Days XXX Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  5/2/2009

Good day fellow porn fans, lots going on this weekend from the Derby to Playoffs in both Hockey and NBA but hey there's also time to get in a little porn as well. This title here is a parody of the classic 70's early 80's show Happy Days and the flashbacks should start right with the opening credits where you hear the song playing, yeah they change the words but there's no denying you'll be singing along using the real words. Also they have the rotating .45 record where you see the cast ID'd and that's a big help. The closest to actually resembling their characters I'd say would be Missy Stone as Joanie, Raquel Devine as Mrs. C and Kris Slater as Chachi. Tommy Gunn is the Fonz and the jacket is spot on I must say. After the song's finished we get the familiar voice over telling us This Ain't Happy Days was filmed before a live audience but you also get masturbating put in too so have a laugh or two over that insertion.

The exterior doesn't remind you of Arnolds but once the shot gets inside then yeah I was taken back to that fun place where all the kids met for sodas, dancing and yeah the Fonz picking up chicks!! The movie then gets right to the crux of the matter as we listen on on Ritchie and Potsie lamenting the fact of not being able to score with hot cheerleaders. Ralph Malph joins them too and you laugh at the blue shirt with Ralph on it and Jack Lawrence has the mannerisms down pretty good as you'll see. Alan Stafford looks a little old to be a college aged kid but the red hair is combed giving him at least a decent resemblance to the character. Ok fans time for the big entrance and the Fonz strolls in and does he do it, yes he does, the fingers snap and up pops one of the cheerleaders, instantly grabbing on to his arm and the two are soon dancing after the Fonz has tapped the jukebox, just like on the tv show. Ok the trio decide to ask their friend for some help and it takes a whisper from Ritchie into his ear but the Fonz agrees to help. This prompts them to step into his office-- hehe we all know that means the mens room! It's funny to listen as Tommy plays it cool and the boys laugh like schoolgirls, in awe of the Fonz! One more finger snap and in walk Cody Carmichael and Tori Black for our first bit of sex. Yah I don't recall the Fonz getting to suck actual boobie on the show and we also get some additional fun as Tori joins in, some 50's style 2 on 1!!The outfit for Cody was much more akin I think to what was worn at the time, Tori's was fine but not quite as good. It was better once the girls started sucking his cock, each taking turns riding the Fonz and even doing some P2OGM-- did they do that in the 50's, lol. The boys stand by and watch, learning what it takes from the master himself. More details that remind you of the show, the phone hanging on the wall and you see the familiar phrase Sit On It scrolled on the wall-- this was great in terms of porn as you have plenty of sitting on it as the ladies rode Tommy's 'Stickshift' !!Good strong sex scene to open the flick yields a shared popshot for the ladies and so we're off, who better to get us on the right track than Arthur Fonzerelli!! Of course he does the thumbs out and the 'ehhhh to lead us to the next shot.

This takes us to another exterior shot, the audio is very remniscent of the show and the house too bore a good resemblance to it's tv mainstream counterpart. Cut to the family dinner table where the four are partaking of their daily nourishment and the kids fill us in on the days event, more like Joanie trying to tattle on Ritchie, hehe, but I wonder where she was at Arnolds as we didn't see her but she certainly knew an awful lot and accurate too. Another good wardrobe kudo is the blue sweater Ritchie wore. The family chat is short before the kids head upstairs to do their homework and the Mr. and Mrs. remember getting 'frisky' some years ago!! Ok we head upstairs where Ritchie confronts his younger sis on how she knew so much, ok she got it from Chachi so the Fonz must have spilled the beans. The elder brother tries to dissuade Joanie from being with the younger version of Fonzie-- stay tuned to that story! Cut then to the garage where the Fonz works and the boys are here for their first lesson in becoming cool dudes. The Fonz has even brought some outfits for them to put on, can't wear those Square clothes to pick up hot chicks!! Another dissolve and we're back to Arnolds where Chachi plops down to join Joanie and Jenny Piccolo-- played by Penny Flame. Jenny takes off when it becomes clear the lovers are going to have 'the talk' about either becoming serious or not. Chachi caves in pretty quick when Joanie offers to go all the way so she gets his ring. Another dissolve shot to the boys now wearing their respective outfits-- Ritchie in the Fonz's jacket style was the best. The guys get the big HNC explained then, How to Nail Chicks!! You might laugh at what's said, after we get some visual practice for the guys, more laughing time!

Another cut shot, this time to Joanie on the phone with Penny, she shares the news about the ring and going all the way. They agree to a sleepover the next night, hang up and in walks a penis towards Penny's face, lol. It's Chachi and damn he's banging the best friend, bad news for Joanie but great for us as we watch Penny do some great cock sucking, Kris is good with some oral as well before we get to the boinking, reverse probably the best shot. Good pop jerked out by Penny doing cleanup at the same time-- bad boyfriend and best girlfriend! After this bit of betraya we need some good news so cut to Arnolds where the Fonz brings in the boys to try out their newfound knowledge but who will volunteer, of course it's Ritchie. He does a pretty good job of walking over in his biker style outfit, sitting down and basically telling Riley Evans to meet him there later that night and with stars in her eyes she quickly agrees-- see boys it works! There's a quick trip over to the Cunnighams, it's dinner time again and it looks like they're eating the same meal, lol. But one thing is different as Ritchie comes in, still in the biker attire and he's even sporting shades. Raquel has some funny lines as the mom, concerned about her boy and then leave it to Joanie to have one of her direct lines which reveals a lot but the main characters not picking up on it.

Another dissolve shot and we're back at Arnolds where Riley still in her cheerleader outfit is on her knees giving a very nice looking blowjob to Ritchie, right next to the jukebox! Scanning down just a bit you see her big boobs are shown but never fully shown off as she keeps the sweater top on. Looks like too we won't be seeing them fuck, just a blowjob but damn Riley keeps you interested with her skills and the bits of her we do see, good eye contact too. We end with a very good pop blasted into her mouth and like any good girl she makes it disappear while also doing very nice cleanup licking. I'd say Ritchie found his thrill on blueberry hill, haha!!!!! Cut then to the garage, next day perhaps and you get Ralph/ Potsie coming in for another session with the Fonz. Major plot reveal, lol, they overhear Chachi disclosing his tryst with Penny to the Fonz who gives him grief because he's a taken man supposedly with Joanie-- the boys hear this and after filling in the Fonz on Ritchie's success they take off and we get back to the C's house where the two have decided to fill in Joanie on her man's betrayal.

This prompts Joanie to make a drastic choice, take something from Chachi she was going to give him, namely her virginity, and well instead she gives it up to these two clowns, haha. But what a way to get back at him too, very good cock sucking from Missy as she works on Jack at first mostly, Anthony Rosano as Potsie does some good oral on Missy-- cut down to the downstairs area where Fonzie drops by to help out the Cunninghams with something but we're again taken back upstairs for more hot action. Eventually the virgins get to nail the younger sister and we even get Joanie offering up her ass to both guys-- wow talk about a slut, lol. Some very good shots too during the sex, clear picture so nothing's missed. Both guys end up firing off their loads to the side of her face-- remember it's her first time too so I guess swallowing was to much to ask, lol.

We cut back downstairs where the C's are filling in the Fonz on what they need him to do, help snap Richard out of his funk of being a biker! Note as Howard runs out of the house, late for his lodge meeting he leaves his hat behind-- can this be a foreshadowing of a return later on, I bet so. We get Marion then to seal the deal on Fonzie helping them and well she'll do anything to get Fonzie's help and this leads to a look right into the camera from Tommy and dissolve then to Raquel on her knees sucking on his cock-- now bet you didn't ever think you'd see Mrs. C doing the nasty did ya!!But Raquel looks quite good here giving head, the hair being pulled up in that familiar style had me chuckling a little but then you have her at the same time doing such a great job with the blowjob, it was awesome. Miss Devine then works those big tits out and we get some good cock riding from her, even some dirty talk as she tells 'Arthur' what to do. We end up with a load launched to her waiting tongue, cum bubbles and a little cleanup licking, I think the Fonz will help! But ooops in walks Ritchie, downstairs comes Joanie and her two cohorts, Howard comes in to get his forgotten hat, Chachi enters looking for Joanie-- and it's all capped off with the Fonz turning to the camera and doing the signature thumbs up/ 'ehhh and we're done time for final commercials, lol.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well this was a pretty good parody of the hit show, among the best shot so far with spot on performances from Raquel, Missy, Tommy, Jack, just to name a few but everyone did a real good job with their characters I thought. The look of the show here was quite good in comparison to the actual show-- the only thing not really working for me was the exterior shot for Arnolds but the Cunningham's house and the interior of Arnolds-- the dining area and the bathroom were all quite good. Now the actual fucking was also top notch from the opening 2 on 1 with Tommy to the bj for Alan aka Ritchie and finishing up with Mrs. C doing the dirty deed with her tenant to achieve his help with her son. Now there are a ton of extras for this title the first of which is on the first disc, a commentary where we watch as Axel Braun the director is joined by Raquel, Missy, Tommy and Anthony Rosano as they watch the flick and comment-- you see the film shown big time while a smaller box has the cast shown watching. I think this was a great thing to add in, used up a lot of disc space I bet as you're essentially showing the same film again this time adding in the smaller box shot of the cast. Now onto the second disc where it's all extra material. It's cool when the main menu comes up it's a small jukebox where instead of record choices you have extra to click on like bonus scene or interviews, casting, Making Of and of course we need Bloopers so I'd say check them all out at your leisure. So far as porn parodies go this one is among the best captured so far when you take in the sets used, how the cast performed both acting and fucking-- job well done all around and easily recommended for fans of the show who always had a secret yearning to see this cast get it on or more accurately Sit On It!!