Tails From the Toilet Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  11/27/2004

You wonder if the porceling god ever told tales, well Patrick Collins and the folks at Elegant have brought together some of adults finer starlets to find out just that! You have Cytherea and Venus in the same scene which is enough there to make me want to watch and see what happens so let's jump right in or as Mr. Bill would say, "Oh no, that's not a water slide!!"

Venus & Cytherea:

This scene has the title of "Bewitched" and as some cool music plays you see Venus posing in front of a toilet which conveniently is in the middle of the room. The lighting is dark and I imagine that is on purpose but I missed seeing Venus' tits in their full glory especially when she licked them. Cytherea soon joins in and the girls start playing but again the lighting is to dark to really get a good shot like when Cytherea is buried between Venus' ass cheeks. It looks like Cytherea pours some oil like substance-- cooking,not auto, on the ass of Venus and the two spread it in. Finally it's like the lights are turned on you get the visual of Cytherea sucking a cock through a glory hole as they call them. Venus is right there to shove her friends face deep down the shaft and you see the guys silloutte through the wall and you see a second guy is there also. Venus then gets down for some cock tasting and man does she attack, When Girls Attack Cock!! You see the guy is wearing a condom and he gets jerked off until he pops inside the rubber, watch as the cream colored jizz fills the condom. Venus tells Cytherea to blow the condom up like a ballon and she does letting the cum settle inside, will it ever be released, stay tuned! The girls then move on to another condom covered cock and actually they each get a cock to suck. You see that Venus never puts the condom on her man so he pops right into her mouth and she lets it dribble out while Cytherea blows her condom up and fucks her mouth with it and eventually she rips it open letting the jizz rain down into Venus' mouth. Well Cytherea then gets to do her specialty squirting all over Venus's face and tits though I'd have wanted a closer look for this. Kurt Lockwood then joins the ladies and quickly the girls are sucking on his cock. You solid fucking with Kurt nailing Cytherea from behind and Venus is underneath licking at her pussy. You also see they are using the toilet as a kind of bed and we get some nice orgasms from Cytherea onto the tits/ face of Venus. I liked the reverse cowgirl with Venus as her tits got to bounce some and Cytherea is there to spit on her, rub her pussy and did I mention Kurt is wearing shades for some reason,lol. We see some anal for Venus in missionary and look at the sweaty shine all over her body, this girl's been working!! For the finish we get Cytherea holding open the mouth of Miss Venus and Kurt sprays his load there with some cleanup shot and the girls kiss as the scene fades. Some good action throughout, I just wished the opening had switched to better lighting sooner and also when Cytherea squirted over Venus I wanted a closer look at it but other than that some hot stuff.

Katie Gold:

Up next we have this pint sized Texas cutie and her scene has the sub title of " Subordination. " As it opens we see Katie wearing glasses and putting on some lipstick. Of course she's in a hot tight outfit which we get a great ground shot of, letting her ass cheeks be very visible. Katie then writes Lick My Ass on the mirror with her lipstick so she's not a nice girl is she! We see Jake Malone and Rod Fontana happen upon our girl and I sense the two men strategizing about how to best approach this girl. Well they make their move and we soon have Jake licking Katie's shoes as you see one of her nipples has popped out over her top. Both men soon have a mouthful of mesh covered feet and Jake I know loves this having met him in person,hehe. Katie really plays it up and the guys are totally down for it. Rod is most eager when it comes time to clean Katie's pussy but it's Jake who gets there first and he uses everything to clean her pussy including his nose. Rod gets his chance finally when Katie stands up turning around so you get the doggie pussy eating pose which I like. Kind of creepy though as Jake is standing right behind Rod jerking off but thankfully he is soon in front of Katie who does a fine job sucking him off. The lighting could have been better but at least it's not as dark as the beginning of the last scene. Miss Gold also gets fucked some starting in doggie and listen to her verbal taunts to the guys, it's nice to see the lady doing this to the guy for a change. There is also some anal for Katie shot well in reverse cowgirl and also in spoon. To close you have Katie foot fucking Rod's ass or at least her toes are tickling his butthole as he pops and her feet rub the cum and she lifts them up to let him taste his own seed. Katie then rides Jake some in POV cowgirl before letting him eat her ass and then he slides right in that inviting pooper in doggie. A little spoon anal to finish up and Jake explodes all over Katie's face and watch as Jake gets in their cleaning off the cum and they both spit it back and forth to end this nice role reversal scene.

Kody Coxxx:

For this next scene we get the title of " Lost Youth" and as it opens we have Kody standing in front of a mirror checking herself out. It has a futuristic look, this scene. I loved her tits and she quickly pulls them out for us to see and she does some caressing to them. The lighting is dark again almost blue like in its tint. Herschel Savage is on the toilet reading the paper while Dave Cummings is using a walker to walk around. He then stops in front of the glory hole you saw in the first scene to take a leak. Kody sees he is having some problems so she offers to help out and this of course involves her pulling his cock out and engulfing it with her mouth. The lighting is better now and you can see Kody is wearing all blue including her hair. Herschel then looks back and asks what about him and Kody asks if he's been a good boy! We then procede with the bj to Dave along with some good shots of Kody's ass and tits. She moves over to Herschel on the toilet and she goes right for his cock while Dave gets behind licking and fingering Kody's ass. You see some oil like substance poured over Kody's breasts and that gets rubbed in creating a nice shine. They also spread this oil over her ass before we move back to her great tits for some titty fucking. Hershel then slips on a condom as Kody takes a seat in reverse cowgirl. There is also some doggie lovin along with Kody sucking off Dave. Herschel then pulls out popping inside the rubber and the jizz is rained down onto her tits and she rubs it in. Kody then fucks Dave briefly before sitting on the floor to diddle herself with a toy. Dave then gets to fire his load and he sprays some jizz onto her nice titties and Kody does some cleanup. Dave then falls to the floor dead,lol. Kody not deterred decides to fuck herself some more with the toy telling Dave she is going to cum right on his dead body! We don't see any squirting but she does smother him with her tits as the scene fades.

Nicki Hunter, Liza Harper, & Gia Jordan:

This last scene gets the title of " Perchance to Dream " and it starts with a black and white image of Nicki fingering herself, the picture is almost like from an old 30's or 40's movie. It quickly shifts to living color though and Nicki is sitting on a toliet tasting her finger as she rubs her pussy and the toilet doesn't look to clean,lol. You see Liza and Gia come in and they are busy at the glory holes sucking the cocks that are thrust through the wall and Nicki stays busy fingering herself. Randy Spears then stands next to Nicki and they talk a bit leading to her engulfing his tool. There is a ground shot used which I like seeing but there was a bit to much darkness for me to fully see her sucking cock. They remedy this with a nice side shot and Nicki is proving to be a most cock hungry girl. Randy then walks her over to a glory hole and Nicki goes right after the cock before her and she turns back every so often to give Randy's cock a suck. You see sporadic shots of the other girls but mostly you stay with Nicki. As the scene moves along you see more of the other girls as they get fucked some, watch Liza pounding into the wall for some doggie lovin. The girls, not Nicki, are dressed all in black including some wigs and black fishnet stockings. Nicki gets fucked also in doggie by Randy. You then see what looks like someone pissing on NIcki from behind and she turns around to let the liquid be shot into her mouth but you never get a definitive source of how that liquid was being shot. We shift then to a free for all type finish with all the guys and girls mixed together. Lots of fucking including some anal I saw for Liza in RC. The guys close the scene popping all over Nicki's big tits and some jizz gets licked up and dropped into Nicki's mouth and she looks spent as Randy looks on with an approving smile on his face.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

OK this was a good fuck flick with some hot ladies. My favorite scene was probably the first as I'm just a big fan of Venus and putting in Cytherea made that one a big winner though I thought there were some lighting issues and I missed seeing the squirt on Venus from up close. Katie did a great job putting it to Rod and Jake in her scene so fans of girls dominating guys should get off on that scene. There are some extras to check out including a 50 minute making of piece so be sure and check that out as well as a photo gallery and some trailers for other Elegant releases. I'd recommend this to any fan of Venus and Katie especially.