Patrick Collins has always been at the far end of the scale when it comes to making strange sex movies. With Tails From The Toilet, he may have gone off the deep end. I thought I was watching a Michael Ninn feature with all the special effects and fetish clothing (chains, leather, etc.). The bathroom used in all the scenes was a set, with a toilet in the middle of the room and two urinals on the walls. It appeared to be clean. Cytherea (darker hair) and Venus (lighter hair) start out in the dimly lit bathroom. They break out a dildo. Theres some four-fingered vag insertion. Then the lights come on and a mystery cock appears through a hole in a wall and the girls start sucking away. They put a condom on the dick and suck and jerk it until the baggie is filled with cum. Cytherea ties the balloon, sucks it a little, then sets it aside. Two more mystery cocks appear through holes and the girls attack each one individually. Cytherea gets her cock to shoot into another rubber. Venus gets a mouthful directly from her guy.

Tails From The Toilet represents the next level in porn. This is a very well-put-together DVD, not only with the great extras (including extra footage and a nice easter egg), but also the presentation of this disk and others by EA. This not the first DVD that EA has put out with top notch production, and hopefully, it will not be the last. The best scene in this DVD is the first one. The Main Event: Cytherea, Kurt Lockwood, Venus The fucking and chemistry in this scene may put the feature off the charts early on, and the rest off the DVD, while very good, does not match the intensity of this scene. Cock sucking through holes in walls, powerful doggie style fucking, Cy squirting twice in Venus face (once while fucking herself with her favorite toy, the other while getting fucked from behind by Kurt), hard miss, miss anal, finger fucking, G/G, and the list goes on.

You wonder if the porceling god ever told tales, well Patrick Collins and the folks at Elegant have brought together some of adults finer starlets to find out just that! You have Cytherea and Venus in the same scene which is enough there to make me want to watch and see what happens so let's jump right in or as Mr. Bill would say, "Oh no, that's not a water slide!!" Venus & Cytherea: This scene has the title of "Bewitched" and as some cool music plays you see Venus posing in front of a toilet which conveniently is in the middle of the room. The lighting is dark and I imagine that is on purpose but I missed seeing Venus' tits in their full glory especially when she licked them. Cytherea soon joins in and the girls start playing but again the lighting is to dark to really get a good shot like when Cytherea is buried between Venus' ass cheeks. It looks like Cytherea pours some oil like substance-- cooking,not auto, on the ass of Venus and the two spread it in.