Stonewall & Riot Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/22/2007

The first porn I ever saw in my life was cartoons. I must have been around eight when my next-door pal and I found them hidden in one of my father’s drawers. They were small booklets featuring characters such as Dagwood and Blondie having sex (Dagwood had more than just a big sandwich). We stared at them in fascination wondering what in the hell these cartoon characters were doing.
So watching Joe Phillips’ STONE WALL & RIOT took me back to my youth—except now I know what the characters are doing.

In a cute opening the robot Doctor Probe tells us that although cartoon characters do not need condoms, we real creatures do. That established, we find ourselves in the laboratory of Dr. Fockingcock. He is pleased with his new discovery the Orgasmorator designed to heighten sexual pleasure. It certainly seems to bring out the best in his cute blond assistant who springs a stiffy. They engage in some passionate sex, sucking cock before the ass-istant is fucked. The cum shot is hysterical! At the conclusion of this celebration the ceiling cracks open and a screaming queen on a penis plane zooms in. Dr. Von Focking cock is terrified.

We go now join our two heroes Stonewall and Riot who are gay versions of Batman and Robin (oops—Batman and Robin were gay! Bruce Wayne and his—uh—“ward” Dick Grayson.) They are in pursuit of a sexual terrorist—Coctopus. He attempts to entangle young Riot who is on his flying skateboard with a mass of tentacles. (Shades of Spiderman!) Subduing him they are alerted to the kidnapping of Dr. Von Fockingcock and his invention. Our heroes immediately believe that the culprit is Pole Cat. They head off to his favorite hangout the Kit Kat club.

When we arrive at the club a stripper is performing. In the backroom we find Pole Cat (Who resembles Cat Woman) along with his two pet leopards. As Riot is occupied with a pussy (one of the leopards) Stonewall and Pole Cat do an aerial fight right out of Flying Tiger Hidden Dragon.
Suddenly Pole Cat’s suit is off and his pole is lengthening. Stonewall’s prick pops right out of his costume and before you can say “eat me” Pole Cat is on his knees sucking the stone hard cock. In what may be the ultimate insult (although Pole Cat seems to like it) Stonewall fucks him “doggy” fashion. Fuck over, Stonewall questions him about the kidnapping, but Pole Cat knows nothing about that. He thought Stonewall was here because of the “bejeweled flesh flute” that Pole Cat stole from the museum.

So, who did kidnap the doctor? And what nefarious scheme does he have in mind? Well, I’m not going to be a spoiler and divulge it here except to say things are revealed after encounters with a cast of characters whom our heroes determine to fuck until they find the culprit. These are Snake Johnson, Doctor Probe, Straight Boy Bondage Fairy, The Flame, Professor Prophylactic, Analconda, and Straight Boy (who keeps saying “I’m not gay”. This changes to “I’m so drunk I won’t remember anything at all” before he gets blown and fucked.) There are also Webmaster, Chicken Hawk (who engages Riot in a flying fuck) Polar Bear (who cold cocks Stonewall) Size Queen (the biggest dick in town that both ride to orgasm) Vulvan (whom they avoid) and The French Tickler.

Clever and great fun STONEWALL & RIOT is better than Japanese anime. Joe Phillips is a talented artist who draws cute characters. He has not only drawn the film (no mean task considering how many gels are needed for a cartoon) but has written it, directed it, and voices the character of Stonewall. Although his earlier HOUSE OF MORECOCK was neat, STONEWALL & RIOT is an impressive leap forward. Witty and great fun, it is the ultimate party tape!

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