Star Ballz Review
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Reviewed by Kate on 9/27/2001
So Bad It’s Good
You know when jokes are so bad they’re funny? Welcome to Star Ballz, 44 minutes of nonstop laughter. From the Beavis and Butthead opening to completely random lines like “You’ve got mail” and “I see dead people”, Star Ballz manages to poke fun at nearly every cliché moment in American pop culture. Yet no matter how idiotic the references to Alien, Mission Impossible, Die Hard, Titanic… they somehow end up being funny.
The Cast
Princess Leia is a bleach blonde, big-titted slut with the brown patch of pubes to identify her dyed hair. Darth Vader has Mickey Mouse ears. R2D2 is Pikachu, who of course gets screwed in the butt a few times. The Storm Troopers are covered in dickheads and shoot cum all over the place. Monica Lewinsky, Kid Rock (Big Cock), Howard Stern, Robert DeNiro and many more pop culture icons make cartoon cameos.
The Sounds
You just can’t go wrong with a little George Michael and Vanilla Ice. The music bits and cartoon sounds are hilarious.
The Sex
I wouldn’t exactly call Star Ballz good jackoff material. It has all the basic ingredients: big dicks, wanting women, lots of sucking and cum shots flying everywhere. But the actual sex scenes are too short and generally too funny to be sexy. If you can stroke while Wank Solo is on top of Pikachu saying, “If I’m gonna fuck a garbage can, I’m gonna fuck it in the ass,” then enjoy the ride.
The DVD
I watched it on my computer rather than my TV. The image quality was not great, but would probably be better on a TV. The menu is simple. The DVD could have used some extras as the movie itself was so short. ChewHowie interviewing The Princess would have been a nice touch.
Overall
I like to laugh. Star Ballz made me laugh. I’d watch it again just to catch the references I missed. Yeah, it could have been a better DVD, but it's fun - the kind of porn you can watch with friends.
Screenshots and trailer at StarBallz.com
You know when jokes are so bad they’re funny? Welcome to Star Ballz, 44 minutes of nonstop laughter. From the Beavis and Butthead opening to completely random lines like “You’ve got mail” and “I see dead people”, Star Ballz manages to poke fun at nearly every cliché moment in American pop culture. Yet no matter how idiotic the references to Alien, Mission Impossible, Die Hard, Titanic… they somehow end up being funny.
The Cast
Princess Leia is a bleach blonde, big-titted slut with the brown patch of pubes to identify her dyed hair. Darth Vader has Mickey Mouse ears. R2D2 is Pikachu, who of course gets screwed in the butt a few times. The Storm Troopers are covered in dickheads and shoot cum all over the place. Monica Lewinsky, Kid Rock (Big Cock), Howard Stern, Robert DeNiro and many more pop culture icons make cartoon cameos.
The Sounds
You just can’t go wrong with a little George Michael and Vanilla Ice. The music bits and cartoon sounds are hilarious.
The Sex
I wouldn’t exactly call Star Ballz good jackoff material. It has all the basic ingredients: big dicks, wanting women, lots of sucking and cum shots flying everywhere. But the actual sex scenes are too short and generally too funny to be sexy. If you can stroke while Wank Solo is on top of Pikachu saying, “If I’m gonna fuck a garbage can, I’m gonna fuck it in the ass,” then enjoy the ride.
The DVD
I watched it on my computer rather than my TV. The image quality was not great, but would probably be better on a TV. The menu is simple. The DVD could have used some extras as the movie itself was so short. ChewHowie interviewing The Princess would have been a nice touch.
Overall
I like to laugh. Star Ballz made me laugh. I’d watch it again just to catch the references I missed. Yeah, it could have been a better DVD, but it's fun - the kind of porn you can watch with friends.
Screenshots and trailer at StarBallz.com
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