Squirting Adventures of Dr. G, The Review

Starring: Dashinka, Eva, Jessica May, Sindy, Silvia Lancome, Valentina, Amy, Vanessa, and Luisa de Marco

Synopsis: Axel Braun displays his unbelievable talent of making women ejaculate and combines it with a better upgraded version of the late Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio series. 

Overall: Somehow, I think that female ejaculation is a hoax. I noticed that the camera is always in the same position and you really cannot see straight on if the ejaculate is real. For all we know, they could have put a device made out of silicone with several little holes that would let liquid out given a nice "push." Despite that, I appreciate Axel Braun develops the Female Ejaculation "myth" by retelling how he found a book at the Sorbonne while he was studying in Paris. It may be true that he found a book somewhere in Paris, but finding the book at the Sorbonne is unbelievable. It is more believable if he found it in a smut shop in the Saint Germain district! Nonetheless, the DVD was entertaining. 

DVD Quality: It's very good. 

Extras: There is an Axel Braun interview that is very interesting to watch. Right after the interview, there is footage from Jessica May's scene, which confirms that she is a major ditz or at least acts like one. The bonus scene is from the "Gigolo" starring Sylvia Lancome. The sizzling Slovakian is talented in more ways than one and he makes sure that she takes his present on her face. 

LIKES: Silvia Lancome and Jessica May

DISLIKES: Amy and Luisa de Marco

Dashinka

She tells a sob-sob story of how she dumped her nice boyfriend for a not-so-nice one. The Czech has cow tits that aren't that attractive unless you like large areolas. Patrixxx is so into her that he cannot wait to taste her pussy. Axel Braun is about to start his G-spot technique on her when out of the blue Patrixxx's member is a little too anxious for a quick fuck. Once order is restored, Axel returns to business and makes her ejaculate like a mini fountain gusher. Patrixxx has waited impatiently to have his cock blown by the Czech, but he doesn't have to wait any longer. The pop shot onto the camera makes Dashinka laugh.   

Eva

Axel Braun informs the viewers that Eva does not want to suck Patrixxx's dick after the female ejaculation scene. They need to find a replacement dick that she is willing to suck. Patrixxx isn't very happy with this and confronts Eva, which leads to humorous dialogue between the two. Eva is an attractive lady with a great body. It doesn't take too long to squirt. Then, on to the blowjob scene where Phil takes one for the team. Her technique is okay.  

Jessica May

Jessica May is an attractive bleach blonde with an airhead/flirt personality that can be sometimes annoying. It is noticeable when she hugs and greets the other Czech women. Axel does his magic and it takes no time for her to be belching out his name. In the interview, Jessica says she didn't like the squirting and will probably not do it again. Her eyes brighten up when she takes cock in her mouth and sucks.  For her nice technique, Patrixxx thanks her with a facial. Jessica May is a funny woman when she asks for a kiss from Patrixxx after he has just splurged on her.

Sindy

Patrixxx doesn't believe that this blonde Cindy doesn't know he is a cameraman and performer because when he tries to touch her pussy she slaps his hand. She makes it up to him by letting him taste her pussy before Axel starts his G-Spot technique. After she recovers from the squirting, it's time for her to make cock squirt. This is more of a handjob than a blowjob because she uses more hand than mouth. 

Silvia Lancome

Silvia Lancome is a very attractive Slovakian that doesn't like when Patrixxx asks if her country was ever party of the former Soviet Union. Anway, Silvia Lancome is very skeptical  about the idea about the G-spot. Axel Braun makes her change her views when he makes her squirt. It's time for Silvia to fulfill her part of the deal with the blowjob. The Slovakian has similar features to Daniella Rush. Like Ms. Rush, Silvia has seductive eyes while giving a great blowjob.

Valentina

Valentina is a cute woman suffering from saggy-tit syndrome. She lets Axel do his business and then gives some okay head. It's a shame that the cum shot misses her face by several centimeters. 

Amy

Amy is the least attractive out of the whole entire DVD. You may have a different opinion if you think Tawny Kitaen was beautiful average. This scene just doesn't work as well as the others. 

Vanessa

Axel Braun notifies us that there is a miscommunication problem between the agent and Vanessa about the forthcoming female ejaculation scene. After she talks to her agent, she agrees to the scene. Vanessa has great features for a brunette including the long hair. The sexy brunette has her hairy pussy licked by Patrixxx before she lets Axel do his thing. After the female squirting, she returns the favor and receives a nice facial.

Luisa de Marco

This scene takes place in the same hotel as Jessica May's, but Patrixxx mentions that the crew has to be cautious because they are staying in a conservative hotel. Luisa de Marco isn't attractive, but at least she has a nice body. Patrixxx lubes her up with spit before Axel does his G-spot technique. After regaining her composure from the ejaculation, she says it was her first time ejaculating. Next, is the blowjob segment where she really excels. 

Parting Thoughts: If you are looking for something different, then this is worth a try.