Sex Files 2, The: A Dark XXX Parody (Digital Sin) Review

Reviewed by Comet Man  on  9/24/2010

The movie starts off with a guy who's tied up in a room when a guy w/ the black ink spits it on him (the special effects on his eyes were good but the stuff he spit out looked like water) before getting killed by the alien with eyes that are sealed shut. Then plays what is a good copy of the X-Files opening teaser.

Scene 1
Mulder wanders into work after porking a pretty blond informant (nose ring/tongue/bellybutton rings) at home. They talk to Skinnner who is recording stuff for Krajicek (wearing a really bad bum disguise) who has put nanobots into his blood to force Skinner to do stuff for him.
Krajicek goes back to a white van where the blond informant (wearing a business dress) is waiting and they start kissing and stripping each other down. The blond without her blouse sucks on Krajicek, She strips all the way down (would have been sexier if she kept more clothes on) before getting pounded CG and asking for her butt to be slapped. Then she gets spooned hard, then rides RCG (and looks like she cums in this position because her legs tremble), htne gets one legged missionary, then doggy until he jerks off on her butt. She scoops it off he butt, putts in in her mouth, then sucks on him.

Scene 2
Sculley and Mulder go over to check out an odd scene with black oil that FBI agent Diana (a pretty redhead that Sculley is apparently jealous of) has jurisdiction over. Diana heads home where Black Lung meets her (he's working with her) and decides to let Mulder/Sculley find the answers for them. In the meantime, they have to kill time, so they kiss each other and he takes off Diana's blouse (she's wearing the typical FBI dress), then strips her down to heels only and licks her on the couch. She sits up and sucks on him, then he lays on the couch while she (very nice curve in her back/ass) sucks on him, then she hops on for RCG, then spooned hard, then doggy (best position for her since she has great thighs), then missionary until he jerks off on her stomach.

Scene 3
In the next scene a housewife is having dinner at hom when a guy comes over and dribbles the grey ink into her mouth. Then a scene switch as Kracijek talks to Black Lung to team up in trying to get Sculley/Mulder to help them defeat the aliens. Mulder is watching porn when Sculley calls him.
The scene fades to the porn movie. A pretty strawberry blond with arm tattoo and tongue piercing is having sex in her kitchen with a black haired brunette with stomach tattoo. They both have sundresses and panties on, but they strip down to nothing pretty quickly. The blond gets licked on the granite center island, then she gets fingered. Then it's the brunette's turn to get licked and fingered. Then they do a 69 on the center island. Then they do pussy to pussy rubbing on the center island.

Scene 4
Sculley is at the gas station refueling when Black Lung shows up to offer to give her information. Mulder talks to Skinner and then kicks him out.
Sculley and Mulder meet at the computer geeks' lair where she asks them to use their shower to clean off the gasoline she spilled on herself.
Sculley strips in the shower (an open tiled shower that doesn't really fit thee geek lair location) and starts masterbating while thinking of having sex with Mulder. We see what she sees. She's taking a shower when Mulder shows up and kisses her and fingers her while she's squatting. She then kneels and sucks on him (but chokes trying deep throat), then gives him a tit fucking. He turns her around and licks/fingers her, then gives her standing doggy (her breasts are decently big so it's a great position for her), then she gets CG hard, then RCG anal (she didn't shave all her pubic hair off, but her pubic hair is black instead of dyed to match her head hair), then standing doggy anal while saying "make me believe". He finally jerks off on her breasts and she licks him.
We then flash back to reality as Mulder knocks on the door.

Scene 5
A big breasted blond shows (slightly chubby) up at the brunette housewife (also slightly chubby) who got taken over by the black ink's kitchen and gets taken over by the black ink. The rebel shows up to kill the housewife but is killed by another guy who has been taken over by the black oil.
The girls start kissing and stripping each other down with the guy. The blond starts sucking the guy first (wearing only shorts) and the brunette (wearing only a blue thing) joins in. The brunette (who still has muff) gets licked/fingered by the guy while the blond sucks him. The brunette (now only wearing black heels) gets one legged missionary on the round marble coffee table while licking the blond girl squating over her. The brunette kneels to deep throat the guy before the blond gets RCG with the guy sitting on a chair. The brunette (who has a back tattoo) then does CG with the guy sitting on the chair. Then the blond gets one legged missionary on the table. The brunette then gets one legged doggy with one leg on the table and the blond gets the same as the brunette is stacked over the blond. The guy finally jerks off to their open mouths as they kneel down.
The scene would have been more realistic if the girls didn't keep saying "fuck her pussy" and "oh fuck" because they're supposed to be possessed by the black oil.

Mulder and Sculley head over to the next fire location that the geeks identified as the next place they'd show up. A bunch of oil possessed people that are impervious to bullets. A big flash of light happens and the possessed people all disappear and Sculley/Mulder are left to wonder.

Extras:
An entire separate disc is provided of extras. The include Behind The Scenes (longer than most at nearly an hour), Outtakes, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Bonus Scene ("Skinner" having getting a blowjob by a redhead in his office), Party Version (slightly lower quality?) of movie, iPod version of movie.

Other Comments:
At the start of the movie is a long "please don't pirate this" video segment by a few adult film stars that can't be skipped over in PowerDVD or other DVD players. Also can't direct jump through extras disc's segments (though you can fast forward). It would have been nice to have a cast list.
There was more acting and movie lighting than usual for adult movies and the acting is generally done well. Special effects weren't as great (e.g., the black liquid looked more like light grey liquid).
This was a fairly long movie at roughly 2hrs because they had to get a plot in as well as the sex scenes.