Sex Files 2, The: A Dark XXX Parody (Digital Sin) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/20/2010

Good day porn fans, time to check out a new parody, this one a successor to the highly succesful The Sex Files, A Dark XXX Parody that came out last year. Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano are back as the two principal characters and we all know Kimberly was a dead ringer for her mainstream counterpart and took home a well deserved AVN award for her work. Well they are back but we are missing Ashlynn Brooke who was a main character in the last story so this time out they've taken care of her absence by setting the story for the year before.

The movie then begins in typical creepy X-Files fashion with a guy sitting alone in an enclosed room, cinder blocks surrounding him, non descript grey color and he's bound too in this chair, not going anywhere and those cries out for help, no one is hearing. Of course the guy tries to get away then the door opens. In walks a man, we see his eyes change to coal black and he walks up and spews some sort of liquid into the man's face. He's screaming then another dude walks in, it's Lee Stone and wait until you see what his face looks like, high creepy factor! He has some sort of cattle prod but this one makes you disappear vampire style as the first bad guy dissolves right in front of our eyes. Just as we're ready to hit the opening credits you see that cattle prod thing coming towards the guy and his far off cries ring out as that set dissolvs into the familiar lookin X Filesl logo with the accompanying music. More creepy images fill the screen as the cast members are listed in classic TV style too, I was very impressed. THEY HAVE ARRIVED are the last words on the screen, real X-Files myth there but who or what is they!

Into the big bad offices we go, Kimberly sits at her desk as haunting piano music plays. She spots yellow manilla folder and takes out the contents. Of course they don't make any sense and hey what's the idea of putting out a cigarette on the desk and leaving it. I seem to recall there was a cigarette man on the tv show, Marlboro man was his name I think. I am by no means an expert on the show having only watched it a handful of times and not recently either. Scully then talks to her partner Anthony aka Mulder who is still at home- I overslept and please cover for me- and this is of course a lie as he's got a woman in his apartment who we have no idea who she is but I think we might find out. Ok Danni is here to tell Mulder about events occurring at the place where she used to work. The next shot takes us and Mulder back to the office. Guess they have a new case. Ok the clippings Scully pulled out where left by the same man Danni works for, total creepy XFiles vibes in full force!!The two then go see the chief to get the go ahead to take on this newest case. They get the go ahead and then are told to leave as the chief is experiencing some pain. The two exit and then Rocco Reed comes in wearing a disguise, the hair/ beard were total full on Jesus in nature. He's somebody not sure who but he's able with a small device to cause the chief pain. He gets a tape from a small recorder and leaves. Rocco then gets into a back of a van and who's in it but the same girl, Danni, who just moments earlier had convinced him to take her case.

Danni Jensen:

So Rocco gets in the two exhange a few words, guess this was some sort of set up as they wanted Mulder and Scully to buy this and then it's makeout time. Rocco loses the scraggly beard and hair and even better Danni starts to lose her clothes! The grey business suit was hot though but looked better coming off for sure. Moments later we get Danni's mouth wrapped firmly around Rocco's dick. Pretty good sound here, you hear how wet this blowjob is! The quarters are small but still we get some good shots for the fucking, cowgirl was nice as was reverse with Danni stimulating her pussy as Rocco's cock is torpedoing it. A strong finish in doggie gets us to the pop which coats her ass. Danni puts her hand back to scoop up the cum and lick it off as well as turning around to suck out the last few drops.

The X Files music then kicks in as we catch up with Scully and Mulder arriving at the latest location of the recent fires that have plagued the city. The case agent who was assigned to this is already there and the trio butt heads, ahh who's got the biggest set of balls!! They decide to take a look around as India Summer gives them the evil eye. Scully goes to investigate inside while Mulder stays behind to fill India in on how they got involved in this case, the Smoking Man, and this name is recognized by her and she questions why they'd buy this. Into the room we go where the guy was vaporized to start the movie-- there is ashes on the floor and Scully wants to take some back to analyse. Scully wants to leave but we see India and Mulder have a moment, a fleeting one, where she asks to see any results of what they find out, letting her hand linger on his coat- certainly suggesting a romantic involvement of some sort between the two. As the two drive off we see India on her cell phone talking to somebody telling them about the two agents being there and she needed to see them right away. On to the office where Scully and Mulder discuss the case, the evidence and they are waiting for the lab results. Mulder is on the right solution as there are two victims in each case with one restrained and he puts for the idea that the restrained victim is harmed by the other but nothing further as there's a knock at the door and the results are back. They are the same as from the other fires.

India Summer:

The story then shifts to India arriving at I presume her place or the place of the person she called. India lets herself in and hears a voice, tell me what they know. Obviously this is the guy she called who turns out to be the Smoking Man played by Eric John. He gets up and we see the full costume, trenchcoat and of course a lit cigarette. The two discuss matters and India lets him know Mulder thinks it was him that turned the two on to this case which he denies. The Smoking Man speculates it was Rocco's character which is true as we just saw the whole set up play out earlier. India seems surprised at this and two agree to step back and let Scully and Mulder find out everything. So how to pass the time!! Why we lose the cigarette and get India naked!! She also looked great in the business suit but even better out and I loved the black lace thong! Eric gets her in a doggie pose and dives in from behind caressing those cheeks just before getting a sample of his own! Some good pussy licking too before we turn it over to India who seems to know how to properly investigate a hard cock! Reverse, spoon, doggie and mish are captured leading a belly pop.

A dissolve shot and the heading Suffolk, Virginia pop up on the screen taking us to another aparment where we find Bobbi Starr sitting at a table drinking coffee and reading. The ominous music is playing so you figure something's about to happen and not for the good. A hand reaches in and Bobbi says hello honey how was your day. As she looks up though we see it's her honey all right but he's got the same coal black eyes we saw on the earlier perp and he kisses Bobbi as some goop comes out flowing into her mouth. This turns her eyes to jet black too but nothing further here as we fade out going back to LA or whatever city this is based in. We are now at a railway location where we see Rocco walking up guess he's here to meet someone and hello it turns out to be the Smoking Man- this guy gets around. So the two dudes get close and decide to chat a bit on the days events. Eric is very good talking in codes and all the mumbo jumbo that is associated with this character. I'm not sure if Rocco's based on anyone in the tv show but he stands there stoically taking this in. Smoking Man thinks the two agents can do their dirty work and Rocco/ Smoking Man can win in the end. Guess Rocco's in the dark on the nature of these first too as he asks Eric about it and all we get is a knowing grin from him and a fade out.

Back to Mulders office and he's got the feet up and the eyes open in a contemplative gaze, the minutia of every little detail swimming in his head. The phone rings and it's Scully in the car garage. The two chat about the case, Scully has an idea and in true partner fashion without even hearing it Mulder picks up on it. The two think one victim is already infected with this black oil substance- this is what they're calling it and then the second victim is made to take this substance in thus becoming one of the jet black coal black eyed zombies! Mulder has an idea but it will involve bringing in three people that Scully calls the three stooges - again this might be and probably is from the show and I don't know who they are, lol. Mulder hangs up and goes back to what he was watching- it wasn't case related as it turns out!!

April O'Neil & Bree Daniels:

Why hello as the tv screen is put into our view we see what Mulder's watching-- lesbians!! Not sure what this has to do with the paranormal but I'm willing to watch and find out. So we head to a kitchen where the two ladies are making out. Bree hops on the counter as the kissing continues both to the face and then to her nice rack. April is good kissing her way down, removing the lavender thong panties and then it's cookie time, perfect as they're in the kitchen!! Some good finger action too from April. Then it's Bree's turn and damn more fine titties come into view with April naked and Bree looks equally good licking on her friends pussy lips- great open shot slightly ground level here. Awesome shot then as April goes up top sitting on Bree's face. Some terrific in close shots of more pussy licking and then of April's big tits. She then lowers down making this a 69 so some more kittie stimulation for Bree as we wind down. Some tribbing then to close it out- that's pussy on pussy grinding for those not in the know for all sexual terms. It looks great and the ladies do a lot of sexy moaning. I don't think this helped Mulder with the case at hand but it sure did a world of wonders for me!! No toys either which I loved.

So now that Mulder's cleared his head-- I assume the one down below, lol, he can get back on the case. It's now night and we catch up with Scully who's filling up her tank and no I'm not talking about her pussy! She's startled by the sudden appearance of the Smoking man but really should she be, isn't this how all creepy guys come up to you in the movies! Eric's here to pass along some information, more like pump Scully for what they know! But in order to get a little you have to get give a little so Smoking man lets Scully know it was Rocco's character posing as him that left the clues for them that morning. Smoking man is so good at being cryptic but he does give some vital intel to Scully. The syndicate- I assume fans of the show will know what this is, is gone leaving the colonists- the aliens?, alone to plan for the invasion and they are trying a controlled experiment releasing this virus which I assume is the black oil substance we saw earlier in the cinder block room. Scully takes his in but as we know she's skeptical about all the alien stuff that Mulder is so quick to seize upon. Back to headquarters where Mulder goes in to see the chief who isn't in the mood to hear his ideas. India's already turned in her report on the matter so the subject's closed. Mulder gets the message and departs. After he is gone we get the chief bemoaning the fact he couldn't get the info from Mulder due to the pain that Rocco could cause him though we don't see Rocco at this time.

Ok back to Scully who has arrived at her destination, it's the three stooges pad. She needs to clean up and asks to use their shower. These guys are techies but they are also horny so we watch as Scully gets naked and enters the shower. Great close in shot as she loses the shirt, the shot traveling down her skin to the pants which are unzipped- around to the back giving us a quick glimpse of her ass, the bra's unhooked freeing the tits and finally the peel down of the panties. Shower time with some additional pussy fingering.

Kimberly Kane:

Ok she's having a fantasy about her and Mulder hooking up as they don't officially do anything until a year later, again this movie is set before the first parody. Having said that, we get a cute grin crossing Kimberly's face as she fingers her pussy- nice ground shot here and we get images fleeting at first of the two fucking. Her fantasy then becomes ours as the two hook up in the shower, kissing with Kimberly soon on her knees working over Anthony's cock. Ok I know she's dreaming this but we get a clear picture for it. Mulder's good for some Scully face diving ass action, going behind on his knees to sample his partner's promised land. After some standing doggie action we get anal from Scully as she hops on for the ride in reverse anal. They finish off back in the standing doggie position, Mulder pounding her ass until he's ready to explode down upon her tits with some cleanup from Scully!! Back to Scully we go and she's finishing up with the masturbation and she was loud enough that Mulder heard the last bit as he tapped on the door to let her know he'd arrived. Mulder asks what she was doing and in typical fashion befitting their relationship at this time she tells him to shut up!! He leaves but you see the grin on his face.

The movie then shifts us back to the location where we saw Bobbi being assaulted. The room is clear as Nikki arrives bringing pie and I do mean a real pie. The ominous music is playing and she spots some of the black oil substance on the stove. Just as quickly as there was no one there someone is as it's Bobbi in full on coal black eye faze and now it's her turn to kiss and exchange the goop like substance between their mouths. Ok we see Lee Stone coming in presumably to kill the two as he did in the first scene of the movie but in a twist Ramon who infected Bobbi comes up from behind and stabs Lee with the device that causes you to disentegrate. The two girls now have the coal black eyes but for some reason Ramon doesn't? Hmmmmm....

We are then taken back to the stooges lair where the analysis is still ongoing. Scully is all cleaned up and lets Mulder know what she learned from the Smoking man. Mulder has put the guys on a hunch that might get them the next location for the fire and it's Virginia. The guys have found out that on the nights of the first UFOs were spotted over the cities and tonight one was seen over Suffolk. So Scully and Mulder leave but not before the guys speculate if they'd done the dirty deed.

Bobbi Starr & Nikki Benz:

So back to the ladies who while they might be possessed the still natural urge to fuck seeps through and we get them kissing with Ramon also getting in there, why are his eyes normal!! Lots of groping here as the trio stay close and begin getting naked. Ramon's cock comes out and even possessed Nikki knows how to drop down and make a dick disappear! Bobbi soon joins her for a good shared bj. Ok now their eyes are back to normal so guess if you aren't made to vaporize you return to normal? Who cares let's enjoy the girls sucking cock!! Some good fucking to Bobbi who gets Nikki's pussy in her face to enjoy. Nikki also gets her chance to ride, a good bounce coming in reverse. After a few more positions the girls share the load with joint cleanup. Ok guess Nikki brought her other pie too!!!

Back we go to Scully and Mulder frantically trying to get to the location. Why does Mulder always drive, because he can't read maps, lol. The two keep going but they've missed the good stuff, haha. Scully asks if he'd given India the lab results and he says he didn't. Yeah she was part of his past and a sexy part I gather but it's just that his past. This relationship between the two which was so strong on the show is certainly captured beautifully by Anthony and Kimberly here as well as in the first award winning movie. She suddenly cries out for him to stop, the two were so busy bounding on a 'platonic' level they nearly drop past the house. They get out and with guns drawn, the music pounding they move in, the door already open. They find no one but do see some of the substance- that'd be Lee Stone's goopey body! So the two make a quick exit and head to town to see if there are more infected people. They find the streets deserted. With flashlights pointed everywhere they find no one until finally a noise causes them to turn and hello it's the townsfolk who all now have jet black eyes. Mulder and Scully fire a few rounds but no one goes down. Then we get a blinding light over them and I guess it's the mothership come to collect these folks who sure enough disappear along with the light. Scully wonders why they were taken and Mulder says the test was over. Back to the office they go and this case is over but I have a sneaking suspicion we'll see more from these two and I certainly hope so.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans I came away from this one as impressesed as I was the first time. The folks here hit upon a winning formula in the first one and created a new story here but keeping the same type tempo to the story. X Files fanatics will probably love the inclusion of the Smoking Man to the story as well as the three stooges. I'm not sure if Rocco's character is based on the tv show but I imagine he might be back unless the Smoking man killed him in that earlier meeting and we just didn't see it. Will there be another in this series. All I can say is there better fucking be. This is a great nod to the cult show and seem to take great pains to hit all the right notes along with bringin us some hot sex. Now we get a separate disc for the extras which include a standalone version of the movie without the sex. You get some outtakes as well as some BTS. There's a bonus scene too which shows the chief getting some action so Rod Fontana fans you get some here! If you liked the first one then I think you'll enjoy this one too. It's got an interesting story and is acted well by all the principals mainly Kimberly and Anthony but I have to give a shout out too to Eric John. I don't know much about the series but I bet his portrayal of the Smoking man was fairly close, I enjoyed it.