Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody Review
Wicked
Studio: Wicked
Category: Comedy , Feature film
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Starring: Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Ron Jeremy, Tommy Gunn, jessica drake, James Bartholet, Lucky Starr, Kaylani Lei, Annie Cruz, Kirsten Price, Mac Turner, Marcus London, Nicki Hunter, Alektra Blue, Puma Swede, Jack Vegas, Rocco Reed, Dick Chibbles, Brandy Aniston, Nikki Daniels
Released on: 4/28/2011
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Reviewed by fu_q on 11/1/2014
**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film released on Wicked’s official website. As such, the bonuses haven’t been given a rating here, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and the DVD release.**
Review (All Hallows' Eve, 2014):
Lines are crossed, boundaries are pushed, and sexual self-discovery ensues when the newlyweds, Rocco Reed and the lovely jessica drake, find themselves lost in the woods and at the doorstep of a transvestite porn director's ("Frank n Beans"; Mac Turner) twisted carnival of flesh in the "Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody". An exceptional release from Brad Armstrong and Wicked Pictures, this film is a gem amongst the parody genre. Indeed, the acting is superb, the plot enjoyable, and the fucking (...on the whole...) oh so hot. As always, jessica drake is in top form, both sexually with a DP and a scorching lesbian liaison and also in deftly delivering her lines, and the rest of the cast amply follows suit. In a world in which so much garbage abounds, this is a true masterpiece. Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner! (It simply must be checked out.)
In terms of the sex, Scene One has newlyweds jessica drake and Rocco Reed getting it on in their car after Rocco assuages jessica's concerns about the monogamy (...and monotony...) of married life. The pair takes care of business orally and vaginally as the rain pours down outside on this ever so dark and dreary evening. Both Rocco and jessica do a great job of making this sequence stand out, despite the tight confines of the 50's style automobile. No matter what role she's playing, jessica drake is awesome, and a relatively small pop on her right inner-thigh closes out this fun fuck.
Scene Two pairs up the maid of the nuthouse, Nicki Hunter, with a rainbow-clad, carrot-top conductor, Alektra Blue, in a porn movie that's filmed for Rocco's and jessica's "benefit" at the home. Getting it on for a small audience, the two ladies sate one another's deviant desires with both fingers and tongues. Nikki also takes a glass butt-plug in her backside, by itself and also in conjunction with a glass dildo in her pussy. Not to be left out, Alektra does essentially the same. Hot!
In Scene Three, Alektra Blue calls / sneaks her goofy motorcycle boyfriend, Brad Armstrong, up to her room for some fun. They pound it out vaginally and anally before he finishes on her face and in her mouth. It's always a good thing when Ms. Blue's backside is put into play.
Scene Four finds the not-so-virginal jessica drake readily succumbing to the sexual magnetism that is Mac Turner's transvestite character, all while her newly-married hubby is away. jessica is a woman unleashed in this sequence, and it shows. Super-hot stuff and multiple positions. Mac pops on her bum in finishing off this fine fuck. Nice!
In Scene Five, the twin Japanese schoolgirls (18+), Annie Cruz and Kaylani Lei, love the clown face that they've painted on Rocco Reed so much, that they decide to fuck it...and him. Both girls get it orally and vaginally, and Annie takes it in the ass. A double-facial...followed up by some cummy-kissing between the ladies...caps off this naughty tryst.
Scene Six brings together the creepy butler / doorman, Randy Spears, and the maid, Nicki Hunter, on the dinner table after everyone has left in a huff. It's oral, vaginal, and a bit of winky-stinky anal action before Spears drops one on her face. Good stuff.
In Scene Seven, jessica drake can't keep her hands off of the transvestite director's "creation", the golden-clad, big-titted Puma Swede. Fingers and tongues are shared between these two stunningly gorgeous women, and the pairing is certainly...and Sapphicly...hot. It's hard to ever imagine anyone tiring of Ms. drake's lovely self, especially when she's stuffing a string of pearls up her blonde partner...and then takes a string herself. (This whole pearl insertion thing is much too overlooked in contemporary pornography, by the way.) Ultimately...and once an audience has generated...jessica straps on a red dong and gives Puma a lengthy fucking with it. Beautiful work! Best scene of the film (...other than the orgy that follows).
Scene Eight offers up a massive orgy, the likes of which is rarely seen in adult fare. Involved here are a number of participants, including jessica drake, Puma Swede, Annie Cruz, Kaylani Lei, Lucky Starr, Brandy Aniston, Kirsten Price, Nicki Hunter, Nikki Daniels, and a host of guys. The action in this one is varied, erotic, and raunchy. Highlights include a variety of facial cum-shots at the end, Puma fucking Ron Jeremy (the "Hedgehog"), and...of course...Ms. drake doing both anal and DP. Captured nigh perfectly, this one ends in a massive pile of beautiful flesh. Awesome!
In all, it's hard to really find much wrong with this release. It's everything that a "porn parody" should be and nothing that it should not. The plot, sets, and acting are impeccable, and the sex is steamy as can be. With an all-star cast headed up by the ever-amazing jessica drake, it certainly doesn't fall short in the looks or heat departments, either. Indeed, Brad Armstrong has put together yet another winner here. Check it out. To call it "worthy" seems to almost sell it short.
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Review (All Hallows' Eve, 2014):
Lines are crossed, boundaries are pushed, and sexual self-discovery ensues when the newlyweds, Rocco Reed and the lovely jessica drake, find themselves lost in the woods and at the doorstep of a transvestite porn director's ("Frank n Beans"; Mac Turner) twisted carnival of flesh in the "Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody". An exceptional release from Brad Armstrong and Wicked Pictures, this film is a gem amongst the parody genre. Indeed, the acting is superb, the plot enjoyable, and the fucking (...on the whole...) oh so hot. As always, jessica drake is in top form, both sexually with a DP and a scorching lesbian liaison and also in deftly delivering her lines, and the rest of the cast amply follows suit. In a world in which so much garbage abounds, this is a true masterpiece. Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner! (It simply must be checked out.)
In terms of the sex, Scene One has newlyweds jessica drake and Rocco Reed getting it on in their car after Rocco assuages jessica's concerns about the monogamy (...and monotony...) of married life. The pair takes care of business orally and vaginally as the rain pours down outside on this ever so dark and dreary evening. Both Rocco and jessica do a great job of making this sequence stand out, despite the tight confines of the 50's style automobile. No matter what role she's playing, jessica drake is awesome, and a relatively small pop on her right inner-thigh closes out this fun fuck.
Scene Two pairs up the maid of the nuthouse, Nicki Hunter, with a rainbow-clad, carrot-top conductor, Alektra Blue, in a porn movie that's filmed for Rocco's and jessica's "benefit" at the home. Getting it on for a small audience, the two ladies sate one another's deviant desires with both fingers and tongues. Nikki also takes a glass butt-plug in her backside, by itself and also in conjunction with a glass dildo in her pussy. Not to be left out, Alektra does essentially the same. Hot!
In Scene Three, Alektra Blue calls / sneaks her goofy motorcycle boyfriend, Brad Armstrong, up to her room for some fun. They pound it out vaginally and anally before he finishes on her face and in her mouth. It's always a good thing when Ms. Blue's backside is put into play.
Scene Four finds the not-so-virginal jessica drake readily succumbing to the sexual magnetism that is Mac Turner's transvestite character, all while her newly-married hubby is away. jessica is a woman unleashed in this sequence, and it shows. Super-hot stuff and multiple positions. Mac pops on her bum in finishing off this fine fuck. Nice!
In Scene Five, the twin Japanese schoolgirls (18+), Annie Cruz and Kaylani Lei, love the clown face that they've painted on Rocco Reed so much, that they decide to fuck it...and him. Both girls get it orally and vaginally, and Annie takes it in the ass. A double-facial...followed up by some cummy-kissing between the ladies...caps off this naughty tryst.
Scene Six brings together the creepy butler / doorman, Randy Spears, and the maid, Nicki Hunter, on the dinner table after everyone has left in a huff. It's oral, vaginal, and a bit of winky-stinky anal action before Spears drops one on her face. Good stuff.
In Scene Seven, jessica drake can't keep her hands off of the transvestite director's "creation", the golden-clad, big-titted Puma Swede. Fingers and tongues are shared between these two stunningly gorgeous women, and the pairing is certainly...and Sapphicly...hot. It's hard to ever imagine anyone tiring of Ms. drake's lovely self, especially when she's stuffing a string of pearls up her blonde partner...and then takes a string herself. (This whole pearl insertion thing is much too overlooked in contemporary pornography, by the way.) Ultimately...and once an audience has generated...jessica straps on a red dong and gives Puma a lengthy fucking with it. Beautiful work! Best scene of the film (...other than the orgy that follows).
Scene Eight offers up a massive orgy, the likes of which is rarely seen in adult fare. Involved here are a number of participants, including jessica drake, Puma Swede, Annie Cruz, Kaylani Lei, Lucky Starr, Brandy Aniston, Kirsten Price, Nicki Hunter, Nikki Daniels, and a host of guys. The action in this one is varied, erotic, and raunchy. Highlights include a variety of facial cum-shots at the end, Puma fucking Ron Jeremy (the "Hedgehog"), and...of course...Ms. drake doing both anal and DP. Captured nigh perfectly, this one ends in a massive pile of beautiful flesh. Awesome!
In all, it's hard to really find much wrong with this release. It's everything that a "porn parody" should be and nothing that it should not. The plot, sets, and acting are impeccable, and the sex is steamy as can be. With an all-star cast headed up by the ever-amazing jessica drake, it certainly doesn't fall short in the looks or heat departments, either. Indeed, Brad Armstrong has put together yet another winner here. Check it out. To call it "worthy" seems to almost sell it short.
Check out my blog...(as Marv Montag)
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