Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/30/2013

Running Time: 157 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Brad Armstrong

Cast: Alektra Blue, Annie Cruz, Brandy Aniston, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, Lucky Starr, Nicki Hunter, Nikki Daniels, Puma Swede, Brad Armstrong, Dick Chibbles, Jack Vegas, Mac Turner, Marcus London, Randy Spears, Rocco Reed, Ron Jeremy, and Tommy Gunn in sexual roles with James Bartholet and many, many more in non-sex roles

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are perfect for the movie. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks fantastic. The picture is clear with top notch camera work and lighting that nicely recreates many of the shots of the original.

The Movie: In the mid to late seventies Tim Curry and Susan Sarandon starred in what was soon to become a midnight movie cult classic. Here Brad Armstrong and Wicked Pictures take The Rocky Horror Picture Show and give it the porn twist.

After discussing their marriage fears in the car on a dark and stormy night, jessica and Rocco kiss and she eagerly sucks and strokes his cock. Rocco eats her bald pussy in return as she urges him on and then has her ride him cowgirl style. After jessica cums riding Brad, she has him cum on her thigh.

Alektra, looking plenty glitzy and fantastic with short red hair, gets busy with long frizzy haired redhead maid Nicki on the porn set. They kiss and grope their way around each other before Alektra frees one of Nicki's tits to suck. Nicki sucks Alektra's tits in return as they strip each other down and grope their way around each other. Alektra lays back for Nicki to eat her holes, and then works Nicki's bald pussy over with her tongue and fingers in return as Nicki lays back in a chair. Nicki bends over to let Alektra work on her ass with a colorful glass plug, and after working on her ass a bit adds a second toy to Nicki's pussy. Nicki lays back for a little more toy play that they both suck clean, and then works on Alektra with a toy from behind in return. Alektra quickly breaks out a second toy so she can be DPed until Mac calls cut and they cuddle briefly.

After Brad rides up on his motorcycle and scales the wall into Alektra's room, they head to the bed and she kisses him passionately. Brad pulls down her bra to suck her tits and then lays her back on the bed to tongue her holes and finger her pussy. Alektra eagerly mouths his manhood with some stroking and plenty of great eye contact worked in. She lays back on the bed for Brad to fuck her missionary style, and he works in a little more pussy eating as well while fucking her. Alektra sucks Brad clean before riding him reverse cowgirl style, and then goes back to her back so he can spear her shitpussy. Finally Alektra takes Brad's seed in her mouth and swallows it down with a smile.

After Mac visits her bedchamber, jessica quickly falls into his arms. He kisses his way around her chest while stripping off her bra and then moves down ot eat her pussy. Mac gets up to fuck jessica's face, as well as letting her eagerly suck and stroke him with some nice throat action mixed in. jessica lays back for him to fuck her missionary style as well as getting on top to ride him cowgirl style and letting him take her in doggie. Finally Mac pulls out to pop on jessica's great ass.

After putting some makeup on Rocco, Kaylani moves up to ride his face while Annie slides down to suck his cock. Kaylani moves down to help Annie work him over orally before Annie gets up for the first fuck cowgirl style while Kaylani plays with both of them and offers a little oral help. The girls sixty-nine as Rocco fucks Kaylani doggie style, and suck Brad clean before he taps Annie's ass missionary style. Finally the girls get down to share Rocco's load between their faces as well as with a little kiss.

After everyone leaves them alone, Randy drops down to eat and finger maid Nicki's box while she gives him plenty of vocal encouragement. She drops down to wantonly suck and stroke his cock in return and then has her pussy swallow it reverse cowgirl style. Nicki turns around to let Randy enjoy the pleasures of her posterior, and gives him plenty more trash talk while taking him balls deep in her ass. She lays back on the table for some missionary work, and finally takes his seed over her satisfied face.

After checking out blonde Puma's big titties, jessica dances around singing and moves in to eat her pussy. Puma has her add a couple fingers as jessica goes down on her and then helps jessica out of her bra as she kisses her from behind. Puma drops down to eat jessica from behind and below, and naturally works in some nice fingerplay as well. Jessica works Puma's gold beaded necklace up her pussy, as well as letting Puma work some red beads up her pussy in return. They continue to play as Mac and Randy arrive with the camera, and soon after jessica's fucking Puma from behind with a red strap-on while the crowd watches. Puma sucks jessica's big red cock clean before taking it again as the ladies stand facing each other. Puma also rides jessica cowgirl style and takes it missionary style until cut is called.

After a little song and dance, the cast starts a huge orgy with a few new players joining in. There's plenty of oral all around for both the guys as well as the girls that soon turns into plenty of fucking. jessica gives up the ass nicely to Rocco before Randy joins in so she can be DPed. Brandi and Kirsten share a nice facial from Tommy and swap it around a bit, and Annie and Kaylani also get in a bit of cumswapping with a nice pop from Marcus. Alektra and Nikki take nice facials, as does jessica, while Puma take her pop on her stomach and Lucky takes a pop on her stomach as well as her face.

The Rocki Whore Picture Show is a fantastic porn parody that makes me want to check out the original again. It's been over a decade since I watched the original, but everything about this one showed plenty of reverence to the original. There's a nice twist to the story to give it a porn twist, but there's many references to the original that work very well. The entire mood of the movie seems perfect for The Rocky Horror Picture Show, as do the sets and costumes. jessica drake turns out yet another great performance as Janet, with Rocco Reed turning in just as solid of a performance as Brad. Mac Turner and Randy Spears, however, steal the show as Frank N Beans and Stiff Staff, respectively. Randy is nothing short of hilarious in his role, while Mac nails the role inspired by Tim Curry with near perfection. The rest of the cast shines as well, with Alektra Blue, Nicki Hunter, and Brad Armstrong also turning out great performances along with James Bartholet as the narrator. As a porn parody, however, that all doesn't mean a lot if the sex doesn't work. Not surprisingly with Brad Armstrong directing a cast as strong as this, the sex works perfectly. There's great chemistry in each scene and it fits the movie perfectly. The Rocki Whore Picture Show is a great porn parody that's definitely worth the purchase.

The Extras: As usual with Wicked's major releases, they have put plenty of effort into the extras, with the only extra on the first DVD being a trailer for the movie while the rest of the extras are on a second DVD. There's plenty of effort towards the menus on each DVD, with a great lead-in to each segment which are so enjoyable that I couldn't help but sit back and watch the menus. Trailers are included for five other Wicked releases. There's also multiple behind the scenes featurettes, a digital copy of the movie, bonus scenes, and the usual Wicked extras.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts thirteen minutes. After a minute or so flashing around the making of the movie, director Brad Armstrong talks about the making of the movie, including showing off some of the props that films fans may recognize. There's also a bit of jessica talking about making the movie and Brad talking about and showing off some of the locations. He talks about some of the great fan support for the movie and shows some of the scenes being shot before going back to the cast and crew having a little more fun around the set. This is a nice little behind the scenes featurette.

Interviews are included with nine different performers. Brad takes about two and a half minutes to chat about taking the role originally played by Meatloaf, including how much fun he had and some of the challenges with the role. Alektra gets about two and a quarter minutes to talk about looking forward to doing the movie, how much she surprised Brad reading for Euphoria, and the pressure she felt due to how devoted Rocky fans are. Mac talks for about three minutes about how difficult Frank is to play and his preparation for the role. Kaylani and Annie get about a minute and a half about being Mona Lisa and having to do everything together. Randy talks about being Stiff Staff for about a minute and a half about his catch phrase from the movie and trying to do the source material justice. jessica takes a couple minutes to talk about the overall movie, the musical aspect, and Rocky's cult following. Rocco gets just under a minute and a half to talk about being Brad and losing his virginity to the original. Nicki Hunter gets just over a minute and a half to talk about her role, the difficulties of working with her hair, and looking forward to the orgy scene. Finally Puma takes a minute and a half to talk about Rocki being her first big feature, being nervous about having lines, and working with jessica. This is a very nice collection of interviews that adds very nicely to the overall release.

The auditions reel lasts a little over three minutes. Brad talks about actually holding auditions for the movie and how quickly you could tell whether the people had talent, were really prepared, or just really wanting a job. He talks a little about how perfect Mac seemed like the role, as well as including some of Mac's comments about the auditions. Of course, you also get plenty of actual audition footage. This is a very nice featurette that adds a bit more depth to the overall release.

The wardrobe segment lasts about ten minutes. Brad introduces the segment talking about how close they are to shooting with Randy checking out his costume. jessica arrives next to try out her Janet outfit before Brad helps Mac and Alektra get dressed. Nikki chats a bit while getting dressed for her role, and Rocco has a bit of fun preparing for Brad. Kaylani and Annie work through their outfits, and finally Brad talks about how happy he is that everyone's outfit fit before showing off the Freddie outfit. This is an okay featurette, but doesn't add nearly as much as some of the other featurettes.

The Make-up Magic segment lasts about four minutes. Mac introduces this segment before Brad talks about how important makeup is to this production along with the casting. They show Mac in full makeup as well Randy. Alektra's makeup job is also featured before returning to show Mac in makeup and the process to get him there. You also get to see the process of transforming Randy. This is a very nice segment that adds quite a bit to the overall release. It's nice to see just how much work was done to make the cast look right, and it's shown very well here.

The table read segment lasts about four minutes. Brad talks about the importance of a good table read and how it helps the overall production. You get to see some of the table read, as well as getting a few more comments from Brad about it as well as a few cuts of the actual scenes being shot. This is a decent little featurette that adds a bit to the overall release, especially if you're interested in some of the deeper behind the scenes making of the movie.

The Rocki Girls featurette lasts about three minutes. It nicely identifies each girl as they pose for their stills. This is a nice bit of eye candy, but that's about it.

The blooper reel lasts about eight and a half minutes. Unlike so many other blooper reels, you get sexual outtakes as well as flubbed lines, starting with jessica and Rocco trying to make out in the car. There's also a bit of James Bartholet flubbing lines and things going wrong for Brad trying to scale the castle wall. There's also fun with things going a bit wrong between Alektra and Brad as well as Mac stumbling a little over his lines as well as having other things go wrong. There's a little fun with Alektra and Nicki as well as a few more flubbed lines around the set. This is a very nice blooper reel. There's plenty of laughs through it, and it ends up one of the better blooper reels I've watched.

The convention footage lasts about two and a half minutes and includes footage from the 35th Anniversary Rocky Horror Picture Show convention. There's plenty of fun with jessica, Kaylani, and Brad having fun with the fans . There's a few other familiar faces here, and although it doesn't add a lot to the overall production, it does show some of the great respect that Brad Armstrong and Wicked Pictures have for the original production and its fan base.

The first bonus scene comes from Speed. Manuel lays back on a couch as jessica starts to help him out of his pants. He sits up to suck jessica's tits, and the three of them kiss before letting Tori get in the middle to eat jessica as he eats Tori from behind. jessica moves down to help Manuel work on Tori orally, and then helps Tori as they team up on Manuel orally. jessica guides Manuel in as she lets Tori have the first fuck cowgirl style, and mixes in a few slaps for Tori's ass as well as sucking Manuel clean when Tori pops off him to give jessica a little oral action in return. jessica gets up to take her own cowgirl ride, and then lets Tori get back in the middle so she can eat her box while Manuel fucks her from behind. Finally the girls drop down to kiss as Manuel sprays his seed between their more than willing mouths and faces.

The next bonus scene comes from The Perfect Getaway. Kaylani, looking wonderfully slutty in a black and pink fishnet outfit, kisses Rocco, who just can't pull off looking rough and tough in a denim shirt and a bandana over his head, in a bathroom. She drops down and help him out of his jeans to eagerly mouth his manhood, and works in a bit of stroking as well as encouraging Rocco to fuck her face. He plays with her pussy and lets her suck his fingers before moving in to eat it with Kaylani giving him plenty of great dirty talk. She rides Rocco reverse cowgirl style on the bathroom floor and lets him take her doggie and bow and arrow style too. Kaylani rolls back for a little missionary work and finally takes his creamy load over her cunt before taking a taste with her fingers.

The final bonus scene comes from Anarchy. As raven tressed rocker Alektra kisses security guard Derrick, blonde Victoria watches and runs her hands around Alektra a little. Alektra lets Victoria kiss Derrick and help him out of his shirt as she starts to suck his cock. Victoria makes her way down to help Alektra eat his meat as she rides Derrick's face, and they work in a little more oral action before Alektra takes the first fuck riding Derrick reverse cowgirl style as Victoria kisses her, plays with her pussy, and sucks Derrick clean of her juices. Victoria also rides Derrick's face a bit and lets Alektra suck Derrick clean before she moves down to ride Derrick cowgirl style with Alektra giving a little oral assistance and playing with herself as she watches. Derrick has Alektra get on all fours to fuck her doggie style while he and Victoria spanks her ass and Victoria moves around so they can suck each others tits. Derrick lets Victoria have another fuck missionary style as Alektra plays between them. Finally Derrick pulls out to pop in Alektra's mouth and around her pussy. Alektra sucks some of the cum up and moves back up to swap it down to Victoria.

Condom Usage: 100%

Final Thoughts: It's a fantastic porn parody that's well worth the purchase price and a must-buy release for any pron fan who loves the original Rocky Horror Picture Show

Note to Wicked Pictures: Thank you for showing that there is still some hope for porn parodies!

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